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Kisame

Reborn as Kisame, I kidnapped and robbed, didn’t pay my debts, beat up the elderly, bullied children, attacked others without telling the truth, and often killed my superiors and employers… But I know that I am a good ninja. ____________________________________________ support me for additional chapters in patreon: patreon.com/dragonNEET _______________ This is not my novel, I am just translating it. The cover image is not mine. The original title: Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

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Kakashi has been hailed as a once in a life time genius and has been going smoothly on the road of ninja, and has never encountered setbacks.

He was far beyond their peers.

Many people say that according to Kakashi's current growth rate, it is very likely that he will be promoted by the third Hokage very soon, and will break the record of the youngest Jōnin in Konoha's history.

It is well know that the previous record was held by the famous Konoha Sannin, who became Jonin at the age of 14.

It can be said that Kakashi has a bright future.

But this day, he suffered the first setback in his life, was humiliated by his opponents in all directions and without dead ends, and the arrogance and dignity of being a genius were crushed to smithereens.

That man named Hoshigaki Kisame was his nightmare.

But.

He also completely aroused his fighting spirit!

....

After Kisame left the training ground, he walked to Ichiraku Ramen and ate a few bowls of beef noodles.

"Boss, after eating your ramen yesterday, Kakashi has been having diarrhea, and he can't even stand up. He asked me to give you a message. You should pay more attention to food hygiene in the future."

While chewing the beef, Kisame reminded Teuchi.

"Such a thing happened?!"

Hearing the words, Teuchi was taken aback and hurriedly bowed to Kisame, "Thank you for your reminder, I will pay more attention in the future."

"Um."

Kisame nodded, put down his chopsticks after eating, turned around and walked towards the hotel.

As he walked on main road, there was a sudden commotion in the crowd ahead. A figure was surrounded by many villagers, and it looked like a special is there.

'There must be a important person there.'

Kisame glanced and found that it was indeed the star of Konoha.

In the middle of the crowd was a very beautiful woman. A head of dazzling blond hair was bundled into double ponytails, hanging casually behind her head, and there was a purple diamond mark on her forehead, which made her look mysterious and noble.

Her skin was fair and tender, and even though she was wearing a loose gray top, she still couldn't hide her plump figure, especially her pair of proud breasts, which were there to show.

Tsunade Senju.

One of the legendary Konoha Sannin, 34 years old this year, in the most mature age in a woman's life.

A few years ago, shortly after the end of the Second Ninja War, Tsunade left the village to travel around the world and rarely returned to Konoha, so every time she came back, she attracted a lot of attention.

At this time, she was wearing a tea-green windbreaker, as she walked vigorously and resolutely, her high heels made a "click" on the ground.

Beside Tsunade, a short middle-aged man was trying his best to keep up with her. He was wearing a hat and glasses, a dark vest, and a thick stack of papers in his hand.

"Tsunade -Sama, this is the latest draft of the movie script. Please take it back and read it first to familiarize yourself with the lines."

The middle-aged man bowed to his knees, sweating all over his head, looking a little anxious.

"Director, I finally made a trip back to Konoha, and in two days, I have to get together with Jiraiya and Orochimaru to see the Chunin Exam this time. Let's talk about it when these things are over. "

Tsunade frowned, a little impatient, but she still took the script and promised the middle-aged male director casually, "I will read it later."

As soon as the voice fell, she quickened her pace and left the latter behind.

"Ugh."

The director looked at Tsunade's leaving back and sighed helplessly.

Such a high salary has been paid, more than half in advance, and the entire crew is waiting to start work, but Tsunade has repeatedly delayed them.

But he has no other way, who made her a beautiful and noble princess, and everything can be forgiven for Tsunade.

A fragrant wind blows.

Tsunade graciously brushed past Kisame. She looked excited and couldn't wait to go somewhere, completely ignoring the gaze of Kisame.

After all, there were many men staring at her along the way, and Tsunade had long been accustomed to it.

As for where Tsunade is going, you can guess one or two from the striking word "bet" on the back of her trench coat.

'Filming?'

Kisame does not remember Tsunade acting in movies.

Konoha Village, although hidden in the forest of the Land of Fire, has already achieved material modernization in recent years. Computers, TVs, refrigerators, etc. are all available in the village.

The entire ninja world is in peacetime, and the entertainment industry is also developing very rapidly. In anime, Koyuki Kazahana from The Land of Snow is a famous movie star.

Tsunade makes movies mostly to earn gambling money or pay off gambling debts.

As for the genre of the movie, is it hard to guess?

Beauty, blonde hair, big breasts, these three elements are complete, at first glance, she is the heroine of a disaster movie or a horror movie.

Thinking of this, Kisame shook his head.

He knew that Tsunade suffered from hemophobia because she lost her lover and younger brother in the war, and could no longer be a medical ninja, let alone on the battlefield.

Therefore, she has traveled all over the world in the past few years, addicted to gambling and drinking, and paralyzed herself.

Although Tsunade smoked, drank, gambled, lied, cheated money, beat people, but she was really a good woman.

Just like Kisame who thinks he is a good ninja.

At this time.

Kisame noticed that the director who was with Tsunade, for some reason, kept looking at him and muttered something.

He ignored it and went straight back to the hotel.

"This person seems to be a good fit..."

When the director first saw Kisame in the crowd, he was attracted by the latter's appearance and temperament.

For this disaster romance film he is planning, the male and female protagonists have been successfully settled, but the villain role was not settled.

This guy who looks like a shark doesn't look like a good person at first glance, and more importantly, his appearance also matches the villain in this script.

However, when the director came back to his senses and wanted to chat with Kisame, he found that the person had gone far and disappeared.

He immediately beat his chest and stomped his feet, only remembering that the other party was wearing a Kirigakure forehead guard on his forehead, he should be...

'A Kiri ninja.'

After Kisame returned to the hotel, he did not go out again, but recharged his energy and waited for the beginning of the Chunin exam.

After one day.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Kirigakure's group of competing genins walked out of the hotel on time, and walked in groups to the examination room for the chunin exam.

The Chunin Exam has been held for so many years since its birth, and the model has matured.

According to the information obtained by Kisame, the test rules are almost the same as in the anime:

The first is a written test to test intelligence ability, the second is the Forest of Death, where they compete for the scroll, and the last is a one-on-one battle between the top sixteen until the champion is decided.

However, it is not only the first place in the end that can become a Chunin, as long as there is a bright performance in the examination process and a relatively high ranking, there is a chance for promotion.

Ninjas with passes filed into the exam building.

The venue for the first test was No. 401 amphitheatre. The doors hadn't opened yet, and all the villagers were gathered in the corridor.

The area was bustling, like it was a college entrance examination.

As the host of this time, Konohagakure invited not only Kirigakure and Kumogakure, but also the surrounding small ninja villages such as Rice, Taki, and Kusanagi to participate. There were more than 100 people in total, which made the venue very lively.

Kisame walked at the front of the Kirigakure ninjas and led the team to the corridor.

At door of the classroom, he saw a group of ninjas who are tall and dark-skinned.

'Kumogakure Ninjas.'

After the ninjas of the two villages met, they all cast unfriendly eyes at each other, and the air suddenly filled with a faint smell of gunpowder.

One side is full of militaristic values, the other side is from the Blood Mist, and everyone's temper is not very good.

At this time.

"Big Brother Kisame."

A familiar voice came from the crowd.

Kisame followed the sound and found that it was Might Guy, and his teammates Genma and Ebisu, who seemed to have been waiting here for a long time.

Kisame nodded at Guy. After all, the two belonged to different camps. In this case, it is not appropriate to get too close.

In addition, in the crowd of Konoha, he also recognized the characters in the original works such as Ibiki Morino, Rin, Mizuki, and Iruka.

However, it feels like someone is missing.

After awhile.

'Whoosh.'

A figure suddenly rushed out from the stairs. Due to the speed, the man did not stop for a while, and as a result, he fell on the floor of the corridor.

"Fortunately not late, hehe."

The man patted his head embarrassedly and smiled foolishly.

Goggles, sportswear, short black hair.

His name is Uchiha Obito.

"Obito, don't be so rash next time."

A young girl hurried over, squatted beside Obito, and checked his body with concern to see if he was injured.

The girl has short brown hair and a purple pattern on each side of her cheeks, which looks very cute.

Nohara Rin.

Uchiha Obito, Nohara Rin, and Hatake Kakashi, these three were students of the same period in the ninja school, and they were also teammates in the same class after becoming genins.

If there is a simple and straightforward description of the relationship between the three of them in one sentence, it would be:

Obito has a crush on Rin, and Rin likes Kakashi.

From the generation of Konoha Sannin, Konoha's team is usually a classic configuration of two men and one woman, and it is normal to have a love triangle.

"That guy Kakashi didn't care about us after he became a chunin early, what's so great about it! I'm going to become a chunin soon, and he will not dare to look down on me in the future."

Obito was helped by Rin, as he kept mumbling.

Then, after patting the dust on his clothes, he made an amazing and bold move.

"You all listen!"

With one hand on his hip, Obito pointed at everyone present, and loudly announced, "This time the one who will win the first place in the Chunin exam is, I, Uchiha Obito!"

After he finished speaking, he showed a confident smile.

This character is exactly the same as Naruto Uzumaki.

'Puff.'

Rin snickered while covering her mouth with a sweet smile.

Everyone in the corridor had different expressions, some showed fighting spirit, some were disapproving, and some looked at Obito like an idiot.

"Oh? You said that you wanted to take the first place, and I will be the first to refuse. Do you dare to contest with me?"

Kisame suddenly made a provocative statement.

He doesn't like Obito. Because it was this guy who tricked him into working in Akatsuki in his previous life, and finally he betrayed his ideals and joined the enemy.

'Anyway, the exam hasn't started yet, why don't I play with this guy first and get nasty.'

When Obito heard these words, he turned around, and clenched his fist confidently.

Since he dared to speak out in public, he was ready to be challenged by anyone at any time.

However, before Obito opened his mouth to fight, Might Guy, who was next to him, kindly advised: "Obito! Big Brother Kisame just defeated Kakashi yesterday, you can't beat him."