Up River, but not without a paddle
<So...you think anything might go wrong this time?.< p>
=Probably not, I think this is just mother nature being a bitch...again=
<Ah yes, good ole mother nature...you think it's weird that we have met like several feminine embodiments of nature before, but never met <em>the titular mother nature?.
=Not really, I mean...you just said it yourself. Titular. I'm fairly certain that "mother nature" is a title, like "father of time", and uh..."grand punisher".=
<Yeah, but there has to be someone who originated those terms, right?>
=I doubt it. Besides, the two of us are kind of unqualified when it comes to these kind of talks.=
<Underqu-we are thousand of years old, each.>
=Yes, but we also haven't been outside of this library since our inception except for like that...one time...I think...=
<Oh right...we gotta avoid that cat next time we see it.>
=I keep forgetting whether it was alive or dead at that time.=