Za FuckUDo

(Todo's POV)

I was simply resting my body and this deranged mind of mine on a peaceful grassy ground before a calm voice suddenly appeared next to me.

I seriously have to stop using the word 'suddenly', when I literally know about everything happening around me due to my crazy sensing capabilities.

"You could've gone a bit softer on them." The calm yet stern voice buzzed in my ear as I slowly opened my eyes and made eye contact with the woman who will be my Teacher for quite a few years....

Utahime Iori - a semi grade 1 sorcerer who is going to be my Teacher for my years in Kyoto High.....'Sensei', if we go culture wise.

She has long blackish-purple hair that extends down her back, with some strands tied behind her head, thin eyebrows, brown eyes and a scar on the right side of her face that crosses the bridge of her nose. She is slender and of average height. She had graduated nearly at the same time as Satoru Gojo.

"I apologize if I went too far, but I didn't think they'd be this weak....Well, I did heal them up, so that's a plus, right?" I say in my usual voice.

I mean, I did go a bit too far. They might even develop severe trauma or some case of PTSD, if they were unlucky....But that would've been the case if I didn't use my White Flash on them.

Positive energy is literally opposite of Cursed Energy, so of course it'd have 'happy' and the 'good' emotions in it, just like how Cursed energy is comprised of the 'negative emotions'.

So, me hitting and healing them with that White Flash, allowed those 'happy' emotions to penetrate their mind, most likely healing any mental trauma due to those 'negative' emotions....

Well, at least I think so. The point is, they have a very low chance to actually develop some sort of Trauma/PTSD.

"...Right." She sits beside my relaxed form as she gazes at the sky.

"Yuki did tell me I'd have to deal with a little monster in here, but I guess that little monster isn't so 'little' now, is he?" She chuckles a bit. I guess Yuki debriefed her on my capabilities and personality already.....How.....convenient. And before any of my imaginary friends have the wrong idea, she is most likely referring to my bulky form and height.

Her face then turns towards me, turning serious once again.

"Even if you are too strong to be here, please follow the rules of this place....And I hope that you won't repeat what happened here again, otherwise a disciplinary action WILL be taken against you. Am I clear?" She says in stern voice.

"Sure." I say as I break the eye contact and look back towards the sky. I could see a cloud that looked like a horse....and that horse seemed to have a boner....what a wild imagination I have....

I could've gotten mad at her and taught her a 'lesson', which I was perfectly capable of, but unfortunately for Xiao xing and Ging gong, I was too mature for that.

Her words were perfectly reasonable. After all, why would a school want a troublemaker to run amok in their compounds? And about the second part of her request/order, it was reasonable as well. I mean, think about it, if I lose control for an instant at the wrong moment, their life could be compromised, and that's something I'd rather avoid.

I 'saw' her leave after a few moments, which made me sigh in exasperation. I really was shit in social interactions, wasn't I?

I, myself, got up after a few hours of rest. I swapped place with the air in front of a huge piece of rock. After tensing and relaxing my muscles a bit, I picked it up and started training. I was training my raw physical stats for now.

After all, the stronger my physical body is, the more strength I could exert after using CE Enhancement, plus if I ignore it for too long, I'll lose all the muscle I so painfully gained.

I trained for a few hours, and before I knew, it was night time already. I then swapped with some air from a stall in the Boy's Bathroom. I waved at Noritoshi, who was currently bathing and then swapped to some other stall. I then started my bathing ritual.

I normally bath for a few minutes, but today I thought of going to that extra length. I scrubbed every scrubable (Not a real word) part of my body and washed every washable part. I didn't really use soap. I used my Cursed Energy as a better replacement, allowing my body to be shiny and clean. It wouldn't be an understatement if I said that I cleaned away 230% of the germs in my body compared to the soap's measly 99.9%.

Noritoshi was annoying though. He kept screaming and slamming his fist on my stall's door. Such a pervert....If he wanted to see my Shenron, he could've just asked....

I realized how wrong that thought sounded and to save myself from no actual embarrassment, I decided to swap Noritoshi with some air in Momo's room, where she was reading some sort of yaoi smut in her smartphone.

And to clarify, Noritoshi was just wearing a towel when he was banging on my door. That begs the question, what in actual hell did he think would happen when I opened that door?.....Maybe he really did want to see that Porunga....

"stop" I said to myself, trying to get rid of that train of thought, cuz it was literally making me gag. My thoughts were too disgusting, even for me....And this was the first time I ever 'talked' to myself....'yay' I guess?

Am I Todo because I am Aoi, or Am I Aoi because I am Todo?.....Or better yet, Do I have Boogie because I have Woogie, or do I have Woogie because I have Boogie?...An even better question is, why is Boogie Woogie not called Woogie Boogie? Is it because the Boogieman had Patented the Dao of Heavenly Lightning Mortal technique, Woogie Boogie?.....That bastard....

Random thoughts started somersaulting in my brain as I completed my Extra special bathing ritual.

I swapped my clothes to my body as I stepped out of the bathroom.

I kid you not, this was the hardest application I've ever done and made with my Boogie Woogie. I mean, even flying in the air using constant little 'swaps' was easier than doing this.

But I'm proud to say that I've mastered this technique! I don't know why I'm so damn happy about that, but whatever....

I got on my bed and closed my eyes, while the shrill screams of an angry loli and an embarrassed blood manipulator lulled me to sleep....ah, what a great melody~ I wonder who the director for this heavenly symphony was~

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If you're wondering if MC is gay, he isn't. It'd make asking for love interests in the earlier chapters, worthless, wouldn't it?

NOTE: THE CULTIVATION SHIT WON'T CONTINUE. I hate the over exaggeration that cultivation novels do, so, I won't do it normally. It's just for comedic purposes. :)(:

This is some kind of slice of life chapter, before we dive back into action.

Anyway, MC is not good socially, and he knows it, so don't clown him. :)

Do comment and say any random bs that your mind develops in the comments, will ya? Oh, and any queries/questions are also welcome. Especially criticism, if you have any.

I don't think censorship laws apply to a non profit fanfics, but idk so I played it a bit safe....probably.

Random question for the day: "Did you see the references?" If yes, list them, my reader~

Anyway, have a good time.

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Kwaheri~