Yun Che is stupidly Narcisist

[a moment later Jean started meditating]

?: Hand over Yun Che at once! Otherwise, I will flatten your Ne Moon Profound Palace tonight!!

Jean was annoyed that someone interrupted him, Yun Che was annoyed too that someone interrupted his sleep but got worries about who it was, so he checked the window and seen someone, suddenly he couldn't feel anymore his mouth

Yun Che(Jean): SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! WE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP!! GODDAMMIT!!

strangely now no one heard the voices, seems as if the reality obeyed him, Xia Yuanba was behind the door, almost opening it but when he heard Jean's voice he retracted the idea and got to sleep, the mysterious man who was screaming down seems to leaving from the front gate, and everyone just started sleeping because they recognize the voice and though that he would hit them too if they disturbe him.

[tomorrow morning]

Yun Che and Jasmine woke up, while Jean was still meditating, when Yun Che changed his clothes, he heard someone outside to hand over Yun Che, it was the same one who screamed last night, he looked outside again seeing Qin Wuyou confronting Xiao Tiannan, the ex-number one's father, Xia Yuanba came out from the door and told Yun Che to run, but after a speech that could shut up Xia Yuanba about why he shouldn't run, he got back at spectating the confrontation.

The moment Yun Che heard about why Xiao Luocheng's talent was so 'extraordinary', he asked Jean

Yun Che: hey Jean, can you create a pill like that?

Jean got up from the meditation state and told Yun Che

Jean: nothing to do, everything has a limit, even my ability to create, i can create only things that i know how were made and with what, i don't know anything about profound Qi so that is a minus, otherwise i would just create the ingredients i asked you or create a new body entirely, no?

Yun Che got a depressed face for a moment about the news but he recovered from it right away and turned his head outside the window and seen that Qin Wuyou had given him 10 days before leaving the New Moon Profound Palace.

*knock* *knock*

?: Junior Brother Yun, may I enter?

Yun Che recognized the voice and told

Yun Che: Senior Sister, please enter

then from the door a worried Xia Yuanba and Lan Xueruo entered the room

Lan Xueruo: I didn't expect that this matter would actually become like this.

then she noticed the calm expression of Yun Che and asked

Lan Xueruo: Junior Brother Yun, what do you plan to do next?

Yun Che: Heh heh! I haven't planned anything for the future yet, but now, I naturally want to enjoy Senior Sister's concern...

I didn't think that in times of trouble, not only would I have Yuanba, I also have such a beautiful and gentle Senior Sister who cared about me. All of a sudden, I feel like I'm actually pretty blessed.

Jean facepalmed and let out a groan

Jean: Retard... Please... Leave at me the job of picking up girls... This is not even the right moment...

Yun Che: 'go to hell...'.

Lan Xueruo just shook her head as if she was exasperated from him and talked as if she never heard that

Lan Xueruo: Junior Brother Yun, I... I may have a plan that can save you.

Yun Che/Xia Yuanba: what plan?

Lan Xueruo: Blue Wind Imperial City is my hometown and one of my household members will come to bring me back home in ten days. When that time comes, I could also tell him to bring you along when we leave. Not only is that family member's profound strength quite formidable, he will also be bringing a high level profound aerial beast with him. Even if this Xiao Sect Branch Sect discovers that he wanted to take you away, they would certainly be unable to obstruct his path.

Xia Yuanba: Really? Is what Senior Sister saying really true?

Lan Xueruo: When have Senior Sister ever lied to you before. It's fortunate that Palace Chief Qin didn't immediately hand you over, but instead struggled for ten more days. Otherwise, even if I had a way, this would essentially be impossible to do within such a limited time.

Xia Yuanba: That's great!

Yun Che said with a dubbious smile

Yun Che: Senior Sister Xueruo, to be so compassionate towards me, don't tell me... You've fallen for me?

Jean/Jasmine: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jean: good joke!

Yun Che ignored Jean and continued talking

Yun Che: Even though I know that my appearance can be considered perfect when it comes to men and I also quite like Senior Sister Xueruo, but in the end, I'm already a married man. Does Senior Sister Xueruo really not mind it a single but?

Jean: So says the man who almost become gay for my body!

Jasmine: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yun Che's eye twitched from that response from Jean

Lan Xueruo: I mind your head! I, Lan Xueruo, undoubtedly wouldn't be interested in a little brother who's younger than me, and one who's even married! As to why I am helping you, it's only because I am your Senior Sister, and it's just convenient that it's along the way.

Xia Yuanba: mhm mhm!! Senior Sister Xueruo had always been like this. No matter towards whom, she'd all extremely gentle and caring. When I had just entered the New Moon Profound Palace, I didn't know anyone surrounding me at all.

Moreover, since I entered Class One with only my miniscule profound strength, I had encountered a lot of criticism and mockery. It's all thanks to Senior Sister Xueruo, who cared a lot about me. Senior Sister Xueruo, is the most gentle and benevolent person I've ever met.

Yun Che: That's for sure. Senior Sister Xueruo is so beautiful, she must be a transformed angels from the heavens-

Jean: hey Retard, the heaven is bullshit, it doesn't exist, I fucking encoutered God before coming here, it was in a blank world

Yun Che: 'stop interrupting me!'

Yun Che: which is why she's so kind and gentle... However, Senior Sister, are you honestly not considering someone younger than you who's already married? In fact, younger men who are already married possess many merits that old bachelor men would never have.

Jean: tell me what you are better than me in

Yun Che: 'I can make her fall in love with me in two weeks!'

Jean: that's pure bullshit, give me 3 days and i can do a better job than you

Yun Che: 'oh fuck you!'

then after Yun Che and Lan Xueruo talked a bit, she left the room, now Yun Che and Xia Yuanba are talking about the possibility that she would have fell in love at first sight.

Jean was dying from laughter from the hopes of Yun Che.

While Jasmine's face was becoming red from what her imagination was showing her, about her and Jean being in a wedding day, what would happen the night, and more in future, she couldn't take anymore and fainted from the blood going in her head.