Cocaine Region of Extreme Ice

after some questions and answers between Yun Che and Feng Xue'er, Yun Che revealed that his injuries were already healed, surprising Feng Xue'er, then they talked together while Feng Xue'er played with Yun Che's Snow Phoenix until both were hungry, so he asked Jean to make some food for them.

Jean: The fuck am I? A cook? Tsk, I am doing it only because there is nothing else around.

Then he made appear 2 plates of Spaghetti with ink of a squid and gave them to they, who ated happily

Feng Xue'er: That's so good! This is the first time I've eaten something so good!

Jean/Yun Che: Thank you

then Yun Che asked Jean

Yun Che: 'hey Jean, can you help me impress her?'

Jean: Go fuck yourself, I am not doing nothing, what are you? Shy? At least behave like a man!

Yun Che: 'Fuck you' If your Highness like it, I can let you eat more delicious things everyday.

Jean: If Feng Xue'er was a bit smaller, it would sound like pedophilia... well, I have no right to judge...

Feng Xue'er: Hehe, you're so nice. I just knew that someone who's able to become Little White's owner must be a really good person.

Yun Che: Little White?

Feng Xue'er: Yes, I think that it sounds good at her, isn't that right, Little White?

*Scree*

Jean: heh, even pets disagree with you.

Yun Che: 'Fuck you!' So, your Highness, why do you like Little Chan so much?

Feng Xue'er: Because Little White is so beautiful. The most beautiful profound beast I've ever seen. Look, Little White's entire body of white is the same color as my favorite snow.

Jean: Favorite snow? Except for the yellow snow there aren't any color or type

Jasmine: Yellow?

Jean: piss

Jasmine/Yun Che: 'What?!'

Yun Che recovered immediately and then asked her

Yun Che: You like snow?

Feng Xue'er: Mn! I've only heard of 'snow' from my royal brothers, but I've never seen it before. Snow had also never fell upon Divine Phoenix City before, but when I was thirteen years old, a huge snow storm suddenly fell upon Divine Phoenix City…

That was when I finally realized how beautiful snow was. The sky fluttered with white snowflakes, making me feel like I was in another world, and when snowflakes landed on my body, they were like beautiful fairies…

Jean: then isn't that cocaine?

Jasmine/Yun Che: cocaine?

Feng Xue'er: Mh?

Yun Che: nothing. Your Highness, please close your eyes.

Feng Xue'er: Ah? Why do I have to close my eyes?

Yun Che: Your Highness doesn't need to ask. When you open your eyes, you'll understand.

Feng Xue'er nodded and closed her eyes

Jean: Don't take out the dick in front of her

Yun Che: 'I am not doing that!'

then Yun Che stretched an arm and used the Frozen Cloud Arts, when the snow started falling, he smiled and said to her

Yun Che: Your Highness, you can open your eyes now.

Feng Xue'er opened her eyes and was dumbstruck, her lips opened and her expression grew misty as she stared blankly at what was happening.

Feng Xue'er: It's snow… snow! It's really snow… so cold, so beautiful. Are you the one who made it snow? How did you do it?

Yun Che(Jean): Muffin Button!

Feng Xue'er: Eh?

Yun Che: What?

then she started laughing while she started dancing, Yun Che watched on dumbfoundedly, and every single moment of the dance was deeply imprinted inside his memories and soul.

[later]

Feng Xue'er: My dancing, was it good?

Yun Che: good...

Feng Xue'er: Then... Make a little bit more snow, okay? I can continue dancing for you. When I watch the snowflakes fall, I can't help but want to dance with them.

Jean: She's a fucking puppy! She's too adorable!

Yun Che: All right your Highness...

Jean: Retard's brain died...

Feng Xue'er: can you not call me You Highness? It feels kind of awkward.

Yun Che: Then... What should I call Your Highness?

Feng Xue'er: My name is Feng Xue'er, you can call me Xuexue, or you can call me Xue'er. I really like those two names, 'Your Highness' doesn't sound good at all.

Yun Che: Alright, then from now on, I'll call you… Xue'er.

Feng Xue'er: Mn! Then can I call you… Big brother Lingyun?

Yun Che: Of course you can… but I'll like it even more if Xue'er calls me Big brother Yun. Because I feel like it's even more intimate than 'Big brother Lingyun'.

Feng Xue'er: Mh! Big brother Yun... Big brother Yun... Big brother Yun... heh!

Jean: shit, she makes me have diabetes...

Jasmine: ... Big brother Jean?

after Jasmine called him Big Brother with a sweet tone, Jean got in the ground while holding his heart.

Jean: Ugh...

Feng Xue'er: Big Brother Yun, the snow you made, is a type of water attribute profound art, right?

Yun Che: Mhm, it's called 'Frozen Cloud Arts'. To be precise, it's a type of ice attribute profound art. Xue'er, have you ever heard of this profound art?

Feng Xue'er: No. But, why would you know ice attribute profound arts? Our Phoenix bloodline can burn the most ferocious phoenix flames, but wouldn't the power of fire attribute and ice attribute profound art conflict with each other?

I had never heard of anyone in the sect that actually practiced water attribute profound arts. Royal father seemed to have said that there isn't even anyone in the entire Divine Phoenix City.

Yun Che: If I can do it, then why not?

Feng Xue'er: Where did you learn them.

Yun Che: at Blue Wind Empire, I was sent there for gathering some informations and I returned here one year ago, the place where I learned it was a place called Snow Region of Extreme Ice. The entire 500 km over there, are all white snow

Feng Xue'er: 500 km... white snow?

Jean: That's cocaine!

Yun Che: An entire five hundred kilometers, all covered by snow, moreover, very very thick snow. Even if one shatters a dozen feet of the snow layer, what's beneath is still snow. Even the ridges and peaks are covered by layers of snow and ice.

The sky is projected to a pure white by the reflections of the endless snow. In that entire world, there is only a stretch of white without bounds. The sky and earth can't be distinguished, it's so pure and quiet that one could hear the sound of their own heartbeat.

Feng Xue'er: Wah... Is there... really such a place...

Yun Che: Not only that, even though it's all snow, there are also many flower and plants. And the flowers there, are all ice flowers similar to crystals, and even the grass and trees are sparkling with the glimmer of ice.

There are also very beautiful ice corals, and natural ice sculptures of various shapes. These, are all unable to be seen at other places. Because once these things leave the Snow Region of Extreme Ice, they would all very quickly melt. Also…

Then Little Chan came near Yun Che when he pointed at her

Yun Che: Little Chan was also nurtured up at the Snow Region of Extreme Ice, so its feather is just like the white snow. In the entire Profound Sky Continent, Snow Phoenix Beasts only exist there. To have left that place with me, Little Chan has worked hard. Does Xue'er want to go there?

Feng Xue'er: Mhm! So in this world, there's actually such a beautiful place. I really want to go, if I can arrived at that kind of world, and live over there… Wahhh, how blissful would that be.

Jean: I am fucking dying from cuteness!!