Okay You Asked For It.

Obligatory Disclaimer : I do not own anything (except maybe OC characters) all characters, places, worlds, universes…etc mentioned here belong to their respective owners and/or companies. 

This is purely a work of fiction. Not meant to offend or incite, but to entertain and (maybe) inspire.

x.x.x.x.x.x.

OKAY YOU ASKED FOR IT

x.x.x.x.xx.

A speed run on mass genocide. Or rather a crash course on decimating advanced alien civilizations using nothing but enhanced physical abilities, a healthy abuse of physics and time.

Time, it was now something I perceived very differently. You would too if you were functionally immortal and had seemingly everlasting youth. My face remained unchanged regardless of the passing of years which felt more like months to me now, my stature less so.

I wasn't freakishly muscular or whatnot, but I had added more muscle mass, meaning my build was certainly more pronounced and—beneath my upgraded suit—I was ridiculously sculpted. Allow me to repeat myself with more emphasis; I was ridiculously sculpted. I looked like Michelangelo's dream of the perfect godly physique. Each muscle group was given apt representation, each fiber and strand made to standout in perfect proportion and aesthetic quality. 

I wasn't gay, but gotdamn I'd fuck me too if I looked like this. Now that we've got the narcissism out of the way, let's talk about how I got the physique. Stress, trauma and near-death occurrences on a daily basis forced me to evolve and grow. The grueling task of staying alive while under assault from an unrestrained Omni-man was more than enough incentive to break past limits I didn't even know I had.

I strapped the drive containing gadgets and materials of interest around my waist and proceeded to exit the royal chamber that'd served my accommodation over the years, leaving behind the sleeping, naked forms of splayed out emerald skinned princesses, courtesans, servants—females in general who served a much more nuanced role to my comfort.

Out of their own free wills and a chance for their continued survival of course. We don't wanna get cancelled now do we?

Shut up brain. 

It's fair to say that I'd have died if I'd gone against him like I originally intended to. But these past years under which he'd condensed thousands of years of experiences into ten and had me absorb them might give me a fighting chance when coupled with my current power output. I was growing at an astounding pace, something even he could attest to, it was only a matter of time before I surpassed him and whatever threats lay beyond, but that was time I probably didn't have. 

This place might be able to help with that if I manage to turn into my personalized gravity chamber, but nothing that valuable would come easy. I knew something would crop up the moment things seemed too good to be true plus I couldn't run away forever, I had a weight on my soul to remind me of that. While I did have that thought in mind, it still didn't stop me from taking steps towards achieving that goal. If nothing else, it could be a handy backup. 

There goes the foreshadowing.

But the truly dependable thing I possessed control over was my mind and body. No one could steal my hard work or transfer my gains, they were mine and mine alone—the biggest weapons in my arsenal.

"Turn it on." He spoke. Even though they didn't fully understand English, they knew what he meant. With the press of a button on a silver console, the scientists created a swirling circular mass of brown and red that was the doorway home.

"I'll be right behind you." He said with a smile, the beard on his face was the only indication that time had even affected him. I rubbed my face, feeling nothing but smooth skin left me a bit disappointed. He chuckled silently at my antics "In time kiddo."

"Don't take too long." I replied, casting a side gaze at the scientists huddled together with clasped arms, praying for us to leave even faster. The scanners in my upgraded goggles gave me indications of their heart rates and stress levels like it was something I remotely cared about. 

But you take the good with the bad. I allowed the inbuilt AI to scan the portal and confirm that it did indeed lead to the unique designation that was Earth's. Can't deny the usefulness of their devices. 

I nodded at Omni-man and dove into the massless fluid that was all-encompassing yet non-existent. The maddening sensation of being exposed to the null void that was the spaces between dimensions lasted but a moment. 

The resplendent light was a jagged blade that stabbed through the filtering of my eyepiece and directly at my optic nerves, leaving me in pain and temporary blindness. I'd been accustomed to spending my days in red light that was a shade shy of dried blood. I kept my eyes shut to acclimate myself to the bright light and kept track of my surroundings. 

I heard a scream and assumed the worst, until a warmth enveloped me. Slender arms coiled around my shoulders, two mounds of softness squeezed against my chest reminding of why humans were the top tier erotic beings and the scent, damn the scent coming off of her was intoxicating. It was rose mixed with clean air, it was a breath of vitality. One that took me back to memories of the milf and with that memory came fire. 

This female smelt and felt like Melissa, she knew me judging by how hard she was holding onto me, so I assumed it was. This was a line of thought along the lines of 'if it quacks like a duck' and such. I didn't know why the portal brought me to her or how she recognized me, any reasoning past that point was muted by what was before me and the temporary madness of glimpsing at the void. 

I hugged her, my nose digging into her nape to take her in, my hands roamed her back and went lower, grabbing her by the bum. I hefted her up and close to me even as she flailed in surprise. My lips were millimeters from hers, I could tell from how warm her breath felt on my face.

"MARK!" She screamed in a voice that wasn't the milf's. My boner couldn't have died faster. I opened my eyes and the sight before me was anything but romantic. My new mom, Debbie was looking at me with emotions that ranged from shock to disgust—maybe at me, maybe at herself, it didn't matter. 

I placed her down, face palmed and apologized "I'm really sorry mom…I took you for someone else." I tried smiling. "I miss you, but I need a hot shower, a good night's sleep and some time with God. Don't worry about dad, he'll be here any minute now." I left, rushing upstairs and fleeing what was probably the most awkward moment in all of history.

What I left out was telling her that I was going to vomit too.

At least tomorrow was a school day.

X.X.X.X.X.X..X.X.X.X

Light Years away from Earth, an alien challenger grins as he zooms through the dark expanse on his way to put their best to the test, to see what the seemingly backward planet had to offer. He couldn't have been more excited.

X.X.X.X.X.X.

You did tho.

Bless you mein citizenos. Tell me what you think in the comments. I can guess what it's about before you even type it though. 

Rain LOVES you all, stay safe. Muah~

The Piper and The Huntsman: https://www.amazon.com/Piper-Huntsman-Hunt-Reign-Reid-ebook/dp/B092RDS87S

Big thanks to my Patrons, you do not realize the magnitude of good your support does. Thank you very, very much;

● Andreas Samuelsson (Slade Killson) ● Clinton (Titan Breaker) ● David J (Celestial Devastator) ● King_Reaper ( Kaiser Raiser ) ● PbookR (Infinity's Librarian) ● Ido Gormizo (Gravity's Tyrant) ● Godkingash (Heavenly Overlord) ● Frodo the fourth (Eternal Emperor), Belduim (Moon Maker)● Robert Jefferson (Notorious BFG) ● Simply Invincible (Onepunch Lord) ● Scott Shar (Fade Lord) ●Zack Crum (Master Z), ● Douglas Bernard (Atom Smasher) ● Douglas Pilkington (Storming Sword), ●Rebek (Radioactive Knife), ● Xedex (Kill Billie Jean),● Joseph Bipp (Bad Prince) ● Turtle (Slow Die) ● Aaron Kay (Mean Keyz) ● Jeffery McClurg(Chief) ● Devan Kincaid (Killa Tin) ● Scuffed Beetle (Jedi Goner) ● Luis Gomez (Killzoner) ● Wiley Chris (Pierce Bonbon) ● SavedMeerKat78 (Feral Idol) ● Windblown leaf (Gale Force) ● OneManArmy (Gun Gator) ● Wolfdragon Sage (Fire King) ● Ryan Mcmullen (Reynolds Slayer) ● Danny M (Phantomizer) ● Adam Moret (Kilforce) ●

Well, I'll leave you all to enjoy your day/night with me in your mind.

Till next time, Rain (the best ever) away!

You can come find me, 

ON TWITTER: @Rainreider https://twitter.com/RainReider

On PAT RE ON: https://www.patreon.com/ReidR41n

On YOUTUBE: https://is.gd/RaiNation

On INSTA (Where I post memes): @rainnmaine