Chunin Exams Arc part I.
Readers: Finally some action.
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Quote of the day: "If you see a demon, you better be ready to commit some war crimes." by Doom guy and Angry Demon Slayer whose family comically died at the hands of Demons.
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While Lee was trying to flirt with Sakura, Satoru just stood by the side slowly eating chips and watching with an FBI cap on him, and a 12-gauge shotgun ready to commit some 12-gauge war crimes.
The situation then escalated into a fight where Sasuke pulled out his newly acquired three tomoe Sharingan and then proceeded to get his ass beaten.
One booty beating later...
Rock Lee, Sasuke, and Naruto were about to kick each other when suddenly Gai and Satoru came in between. Gai punched away Lee and Satoru, grabbed Sasuke and Naruto by the legs, and threw them away.
"Gai-sensei"
"Satoru" "Nii-san"
"Don't you three think it is about time you stopped fighting? If you wanna fight, then do it in the third test of the Chunin Exams, stop wasting your energy here like little children." Satoru scolded them for their childishness.
Gai and Lee were having their moment after Gai punished Lee for his actions.
"Then, Satoru, I will be leaving. Good luck with the Exams." Gai said as he turned around and left.
'This guy is Satoru, the one Gai-sensei talked about. He surely was fast back then, as fast as Gai-sensei.' Lee clenched his fist in anticipation. 'Our battle shall be legendary.'
After Gai and Lee left Sasuke asked Satoru, "Nii-san, using Kakashi as a measure, how strong do you think that guy named Gai is?"
"Hmm... I'm not sure how much, but... Gai is stronger than even Kakashi."
"Huh!?" Hearing him Sakura and Naruto let out a confused noise as Sasuke clenched his fist.
"What about Lee and us?" Sasuke asked.
"He is stronger Sasuke." this time Naruto answered, "He has been training hard, harder than even us have. His hands gave it away."
"What?"
"Naruto is right Sasuke, as you guys are right now you stand little chance, about 53-47 I would say."
Sasuke dug his nails into his hands at this point.
"Then Satoru nii-san... please teach us to be strong." "Umu"
Satoru smiled at the attitude of Naruto and Sasuke, so he,
*BONK*
He bonked them.
"Are you stupid or something? First, you waste your energy on some pointless fight and now you want to train. Now, try to remember all the times you tried to skip training."
"B-but" *BONK*
"No butts over here. Now let's go, we got an Exam to give," said Satoru as he dragged Naruto and Sasuke by the collar and made his way to the Exam room.
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"I will now explain the rules of the first test," said Ibiki as he took out a stack of papers and slammed it on the table, making it bend a little.
Naruto looked at the paper in front of him and thought, 'This is big brain time.' but looking at the contents he went, 'Small Brain Very.'
"These questions are pretty easy. I don't know why everyone's making a fuss. Anyone with half a brain and mathematical skills can do it." Satoru muttered in a low voice so as to not be heard, but the folks of the Sound Village heard him loud and clear and decided to copy his answers.
Sasuke was a bit clueless at first until he realized the true motive of this test and used his Sharingan to cheat.
Sakura did a big brain and started answering all the questions like they were elementary school questions.
Hinata and Naruto were all flirty flirty.
Shino was using his bugs friends.
Akamaru was on top of Kiba's head and telling him the answers to the questions. I don't know how a dog can read, maybe Chakra bulls#it that is understandable, but my question is how was he not caught, like how.
Everyone was doing their best, trying hard as if their life depended on this test. The tension reminded Satoru of the board exams back in his world.
The end was here as the timer hit the 1-hour mark and Ibiki scared the s#it out of them by revealing the true purpose of the Exam.
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Later...
"So, how was it?" Satoru asked, drinking some cocoa milk that had been freshly milked and delivered to him by Multimart.
"Cheesed it," said Sakura.
"Not much of a challenge," said Sasuke with his emo face.
"I-I wrote nothing but everything was fine anyway," said Naruto.
"Yeah, everything would have been fine anyway, even without the courage test, after all, you guys would have passed."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Let's say that the fake rules were actually the actual rules. We all had 10 points, for each question we get wrong, 1 point is cut off, and every time we are caught 2 points will be cut off."
"So what about it?" asked Sasuke.
"Well, let's say Naruto didn't do anything, he will still have 10 points since he didn't answer any questions so he didn't get any questions wrong, then you and Sakura can handle the rest, Easy peasy, lemon squeezy~"
The realization had suddenly hit all three of them.
'A Ninja must learn to read the double meaning in words.'
Although Sasuke had found it out, he still missed many details, but Satoru didn't. He looked at Satoru with admiration, like he was the RNGESUS of us gamers.
"Anyway, we all passed at the end of the day, so let's forget about it. Next is the Second Test with the sexy lady. Let's be excited." Satoru said with a smile outside but inside, 'Yeah, sexy lady who will become a Dango one day because she ate too many Dangos.'
Sakura looked at Satoru with disgust, and Satoru just smiled at her.
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Finally Orochimaru ass-r*pe time.
Also sorry for not posting yesterday, the lights went out. You know rainy season, s#it happens. Well, to compensate I will post extra chappys tomorrow.
Give my thou Power Stone.