Ways to Tame a Tsundere Fox

[a/n: I'm sorry about this request but can some readers make a detailed review for this fanfic. Well, there isn't one so for the future readers who might not like this, they need some heads up. If you don't want to, it's fine too.

Thanks. Here's the chapter.]

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After he had accepted the mission, Akihiko just stretched while being relaxed. He didn't think anyone in this world could defeat him anymore. After all, he had most of the major powers of this world. Kaguya also only had raw strength and chakra, not the techniques.

Well, she has some nice bazongas and cake though. Anyways, back to the story.

He just went out of the room as he wore his black cookie apron with only his shorts underneath. His muscles could be seen and he looked attractive currently. He also didn't use transformation jutsu and was in his normal face.

'What should I make for breakfast? I'll just make fried rice with egg and chicken.' Akihiko thought as he started making the food. He already cooked for many years and due to his [Cooking Talent], he could easily make delicious food in a short time.

He also opened a song to play with it.

[Persona 4: Specialist starts playing]

Immediately, Akihiko started moving and dancing as he cooked.

He flipped the pan as the egg tossed and turned perfectly.

He slid across the ground as he went and got some pieces of chicken.

He continued to dance as he chopped the chicken and he was slowly getting engrossed in his dancing.

However, he didn't lose focus and even managed to cook while break dancing.

After that, he just went back into his bedroom as he woke up everyone.

"Hey girlies, time to wake up." Akihiko said as he slid towards his wives and closed his eyes. He positioned himself to look as seductive as possible.

They all woke up from the voice as they laughed.

Izumi rubbed her eyes as she laughed.

"Haha, Akihiko, you're weird today. But it's a good thing to be like this sometimes."

She didn't hear anyone talking so he looked at them. She saw that they were entranced by something. She then looked towards Akihiko as she was also entranced for a while.

Mikoto first regained her mind as she coughed, waking everyone else up.

"*ahem* Dear, you're looking extremely handsome today." Mikoto said with a slight blush on her cheeks. After all, Akihiko was currently in his normal face that could charm anyone.

"We'll go and wake up the kids, dear." Kurenai said as she walked out of the room also with a slight blush.

"Yeah, let's go." Yugao and Pakura said as they turned back to look at Akihiko often.

"Kushina and I will go and wake up Naruto and Sasuke." Mikoto said as she exited the room. She was waiting for Kushina but she didn't come. She turned around and saw Kushina hugging Akihiko like a koala.

"*sigh* Kushina, you're still as childish as ever." Mikoto shook her head and smiled.

Afterward, they all brushed their teeth and went to the dining room.

"Good morning, Papa!" The babies yelled as they ran towards Akihiko.

However, Himeko tripped down while running.

"*sniff* *sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

She started crying as all the babies turned towards her.

"Himeko, Himeko, are you alright?" Kyoko asked as Himeko continued to cry.

Akihiko picked up Himeko as he rubbed her back.

"Yosh, Yosh, where does it hurt?"

"*sniff* there." Himeko said as she pointed at her knee.

"I see." Akihiko said as he blew some air in front of the injury.

"It won't hurt anymore." Akihiko said as he assured Himeko.

"Really?"

"Of course."

"B-but, it still hurts." Himeko said as Akihiko was troubled. He thought this worked on everyone? The guide to becoming the Best Father said so.

Seeing that, Haku chuckled as she took Himeko from Akihiko.

"Come to Mama, Mama will help you."

Himeko hugged Haku as Haku used some ice to treat her injury.

Akihiko went and divided the proportions for everyone. The mothers were feeding the kids, as they were all extremely obedient.

The dining room was filled with 10 bright smiles as Akihiko, Kushina, Mikoto, Yugao, Izumi, Anko, Pakura, Ayame, Kurenai and Haku were all smiling.

After all, the way the babies ate was extremely cute. They took small bites while making cute sounds.

As a daughter-con, Akihiko didn't forget to put these images in his "Daughters" folder inside his mind.

The babies all turned towards Akihiko from time to time as Akihiko was too handsome.

Well, they were still 2 years old so they just thought, 'Wow, Papa looks so cool.'

Hina was thinking that Akihiko's look changed. If the face before could be called extremely handsome, this face was Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Handsome.

'Yep, I'll definitely marry Papa when I grow up.' Hina made up her mind with some innocent thoughts. She didn't think of anything else.

Naruto and Sasuke came down as they saw Akihiko smiling like a fool towards his daughters and wives.

Naruto now felt entranced for a while before he got slapped by Sasuke.

"Oi, prepare your mind. This shall be training for us. I'll slap you if you go on the wrong path, you slap me when I'm on the wrong path." Sasuke said as Naruto also made up his mind.

"Good Morning, Naruto, Sasuke." Akihiko said with a smile.

"G-Good Morning." Naruto looked away with a slight blush.

*Slap*

Sasuke slapped Naruto as Naruto looked at him with a thankful gaze.

"Itadakimasu."x2

"What do you think about the food, Naruto?" Ayame asked as she fed Ayako with one hand.

"Ohh, this is very delicious!" Naruto said as he wolfed down the food.

"Yes, Master's cooking is extremely delicious." Haku said as Naruto asked.

"Why are you calling Akihiko "Master"? Aren't you married now?"

"Well, it's a long story." Haku replied without saying anything else.

"Akihiko, you look very handsome in that apron." Sasuke said seriously as Naruto slapped him as hard as possible.

Kurenai then looked at them and asked, "Are you two doing a comedic routine?"

"Ye, it's very funny, Big Brother." Hina said as Sasuke's sister-con instincts awoke.

"Really? You all can laugh as much as you want." He said as he slapped Naruto.

The babies laughed a bit and Naruto also fell down the sis-con path. He slapped back and it continued until they all finished eating.

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"Naruto, come with me. I'll have to help you with the fox inside you." Kushina said as Naruto nodded.

"So Jiraiya-san should have explained everything, right?"

"Yes."

"Then, mediate. I'll enter your mindscape." Kushina said as they both meditated.

A few minutes later, Kushina and Naruto could both be seen in the mindscape.

"Mom, do you have a way to deal with the fox?"

"Yes, but the fox is a tsun-tsun. And the best way to deal with a tsundere fox, is to beat them up until they submit. If they still don't repeat that process" Kushina replied.

"GRRRR, HUMANS!"

Kurama growled as Naruto and Kushina just stopped. They looked at Kurama for a second before Kushina continued explaining.

"DON'T IGNORE ME! I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Kurumi, can you deal with that fox?" Kushina said as a small fox jumped from her belly.

"Leave it to me!" Kurumi said as she turned into a female kitsune form.

"Hello, my other side!" She greeted as Kurama was silent.

"Hello, my other side?" Kurumi repeated as Kurama was in dilemma.

'There's no way my other side will act like that. Don't joke around with me!'

"Who are you, cow-titty imposter!" Kurama said as Kurumi had a tick on her forehead.

"You dare call this Nine-Tails an imposter? I don't care if you're my other side. I'll beat you up!" Kurumi said as she turned towards Kushina.

"Kushina, can you ask him to open the sealed gate for a while?"

"Are you sure?"

"Of course, he won't be able to escape." Kurumi assured.

"Well, I can lock him back before he can escape." Kushina muttered as she told Naruto to unlock the seal on his belly a little.

The gate opened as Kurama quickly slammed his way out. However, his tail was grabbed by Kurumi as she just decided to slam Kurama around.

*BAM* *BAM* *BAM*

If Akihiko's semen can enhance someone's strength a little by little, for Kurumi who drank the semen millions of times, her strength is enhanced a lot.

{a/n: Not really millions, it is just hyperbole. I don't know if it is used correctly though.}

"Mom, are you sure this is alright?"

"Of course, my son. She's just persuading the fox inside you to talk properly without hostility."

[10 minutes later]

"Mom, she still hasn't stopped."

[20 minutes later]

"Mom?"

[25 minutes later]

"MOM!"

"Kurumi, you can stop now." Kushina said as Kurumi puffed her cheeks.

"I haven't loss all my inner anger."

"I'll make a thrashing dummy for you."

"Okie~" Kurumi entered back into Kushina's belly.

"So, Mom, what do we do now?"

"Just talk to him."

They walked towards Kurama as Kushina first talked.

"Hey fox, do you want to give my son your chakra?"

"No way!"

"Kurum-"

"Stop! Don't call that demon, please. S-she isn't my other half. She's a whole nother level."

"Well, she drank lots of Akihiko's semen after all."

"What?"(Kurama)

"What?"(Naruto)

"What?" (Kushina)

"I'm tired of all this. Please just lock me back." Kurama said tiredly as Naruto nodded.

"I'll see you again next time, foxy." Naruto said as he waved.

After they exited the mindscape, Kushina patted Naruto's shoulders and said smugly.

"That's how to conquer the fox inside you! I'll call Kurumi to beat him up, and you'll stop Kurumi every time. One day, he'll start to appreciate you and become close to you. Heh, I'm a genius."

"That's a good idea." Naruto said as he high-fived Kushina.

Like mother, like son.

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Meanwhile, Mikoto was teaching Sasuke Susanoo.

"Damn, that's cool" Sasuke said as he looked at Mikoto's skeletal Susanoo form.

"You should ask Akihiko to show you all the forms of Susanoo." Mikoto said as she finished explaining the basics to Sasuke.

"The forming of Susanoo will take time. You have to be patient." Mikoto said as Sasuke nodded.

"Also, take care of yourself on your journey. Don't be ashamed to run away when you're in a dangerous situation. Or you can call us because we're never gonna give you up." Mikoto said seriously as Sasuke just chuckled.

"Mom, I know. I'll come back safely. Don't worry. I'm never gonna let you down."

Akihiko had to continue it as he arrived there.

"You can tear it anytime, I'll arrive there. Because I'm never gonna turn around and desert you."

"Sasuke, Mikoto will cry if you die so try not to make this your last goodbye. Don't hurt her feelings." Akihiko set the stage.

"Don't worry, mom. I'm never gonna make you cry, I'm never gonna say goodbye. I will never hurt you in any way. So, rest assured, I won't die."

"Alright, alright. This atmosphere is too tense. Let's be more positive." Akihiko said as he successfully rickrolled lots of people.

Akihiko teleported him and Sasuke to the birdy forest as Mikoto went back inside the house. She saw the bears break dancing on the floor as everyone was surrounding them, laughing and clapping.

Naruto also decided to join in as he danced together with them.

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Sasuke was now awestruck. Akihiko showed him all the Susanoo forms.

The ribcage, the skeletal form, the humanoid form, the full-body humanoid form, the Armored form and the Perfect Susanoo form.

"Akihiko, how long did it take for you to become this han- *Slap* reach this form?" Sasuke asked as he slapped himself in the middle.

"Hmm, around a month."

"I see, a mon- A MONTH?!" Sasuke yelled out in surprise.

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Isn't that too fast? *sigh* I forgot that common sense doesn't apply to you."

"So, do you know the basics now, Sasuke?" Akihiko asked as a bird was coming to him at the speed of a torpedo.

"Yes."

"I see. And what do you want, bird chief?"

"Cookies."

"Here, take these new cookies." Akihiko said as he handed them weed cookies.

The chief ate it and the effect was too strong that he started feeling high in a few seconds.

"Das Good Shit! Thanks." He said as he gave a thumbs up towards Akihiko.

"Hmm, what is wrong with him?" Sasuke asked as Akihiko just placed a hand on him.

"Don't mind him. Let's go back."

The bird chief caused lots of problems that day. He went and peeked in the female birds' bath and even groped them.

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Currently, Akihiko was in front of Shizune as Shizune was looking at Akihiko seriously.

"I want to be your wife, Akihiko."

Shizune just confessed as directly as possible.

Akihiko then opened his mouth to talk.

"Y-"

He didn't get to finish as Shizune jumped on him and kissed him. Of course, he needed to return it. After a while, Shizune got off and smiled.

"Yay! You said yes!"

Shizune happily said as she thought, 'I can do anything, Lady Tsunade won't see anything!'

"*sigh* Let's go and meet my wives first."

Akihiko said as he thought, 'I should try and tone down my flirting. After all, I already got children. It is not good to have too many lovers.'

"Ok. Lesssss goooo"

Little did Akihiko know, he couldn't avoid his fate of being a harem protagonist. Once you go down on this path, there's no turning back. He already got Da Wae of the Harem Protagonist.

Sakura was looking at this scene from the east as she accidentally crushed a part of a tree while Hanabi was looking at this scene from behind the tree in the west.

Tsunade was looking at this scene from the Hokage office as she sighed.

"Gotta drink those booze."

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(End-)

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Yeah, this chapter didn't have much plot either, but this is okay too right?

Right?

After all, I still need to add interactions between the characters.

Also, slice of life is fun to write, at least for me.....

Well, thank you for reading.

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