Chapter 157 : Two Akatsuki Down (Rewrite)

"Well isn't it obvious? He is there to give those Akatsuki bastards a royal ass kicking" the clone said and disappeared with a puff of smoke.

At this time, the two Akatsuki members are technically the male version of both Ino and Sakura. Well, at least Deidara is. They took Gaara to a special meeting spot. This place was where the entire team of Akatsuki were about to gather and extract the One Tail from Gaara.

Both Deidara and Sasori were almost done preparing for everything and they had Gaara enclosed by a puppet from Sasori.

While they were waiting, suddenly the Gaara disappeared and a blonde person appeared there out of nowhere.

"Hey, do you guys have seen a red-haired man with racoon eyes? There is also a "Love" Tattoo on his forehead." Kirito said jokingly, easily getting out of the encasement trap which Sasori built with his puppets.

"What the. Where you come from" Deidara asked. Both of them were stunned.

"Oh, you are Deidara, right? The biggest explosion artist according to Kishimoto san" Kirito said still joking.

"Who is Kishimoto" both of them wondered but did not ask.

"Oh, you know me." Deidara's eyes immediately lit up and stopped making the explosion attack he was preparing.

"Deidara do not let your guard down" Sasori said with caution.

"And you. hmm," Kirito said.

Waited for a while and then said.

"Sorry I don't remember those who get beaten by Sakura of all people," Kirito said.

This confuses them but Internally Kirito fist bumps.

"Oh, I always wanted to say that" Kirito muttered.

"Alright then. Let me introduce myself before we start" Kirito said.

"I am Kirito Namikaze. When you reach hell, tell this name to that Uchiha bastard that I am waiting" Kirito said with a smirk.

"That remains to be seen, who is going to hell" Sasori said and attacked with multiple projectiles towards Kirito.

Kirito also finally got serious and activated his observation of Haki.

With this and his speed, he was able to dodge all the upcoming attacks.

"Man, those blades are poison. I better not get in touch" Kirito thought.

"But that is not my real problem. This red-haired puppet bastard is easy enough to handle. The real issue is that pyromaniac. I need to take care of him before he pulls a Vegeta on me".

Kirito took out two kunai and threw one towards both Sasori and Deidara.

Well, it was easy enough for both to dodge that attack. Kirito was not going for that anyway.

Kirito without any hand signs created a shadow clone and both of them then vanished.

While the clone targeted Sasori. Kirito himself came near Diedara.

"When was the last time you got punched" Kirito asked while delivering a mean punch towards Deidara.

Deidara was totally caught off guard because the Hiraishin widened his eyes.

He uses all his speed to move aside from the upcoming punch. It was hard but he dodged the punch with a hair length.

Too bad he did not understand what it exactly meant when Kirito had markings around his eyes.

"Frog Kata" Kirito smirk. He was already in sage mode thanks to him using this for sensing.

The Natural Energy around Kirito reacted and sent Deidara flying towards the edge of the cave. But that was not the end.

Kirito who grabbed the Hirashin Kunai he threw earlier with his other hand, twisted his body from the punching position and threw the kunai once again towards Deidara's direction.

Before Deidara completely threw himself. He saw Kirito suddenly falling down on him with his hands all black.

"Shit," Deidara said.

"Iron Fist Of Love" Kirito shouted and smashed the ground with Deidara. This attack was no worse than Sakura's punches.

The entire area was destroyed, Kirit at one point was afraid that he might have brought down the entire cave. Thankfully that was not the case.

Then he looked down on Deidara who took this punch and had to say " Poor Bastard".

Deidara who was totally roughed up at this point looked up towards Kirito.

"When was the last time you got blasted" Deidara asked with a smirk on his face.

Kirito did not understand what he meant but then there the deidara in front of him started to shine.

"Oh shit" Kirito cursed.

What followed was an ear-shattering explosion which brought down the cave.

At this time, the real Deidara was outside.

"I got you bastard" Deidara said with his unique laughter.

"Now you know, how powerful my art is" Deidara shouted.

"Swoop" a sound came and suddenly the laughing Deidara stopped.

His eyes widen.

"I guess you really don't understand when I say that you guys are going to hell today." Kirito's voice came from behind.

Deidara did not look behind because his attention was on his chest. There was a sword coming out of him.

"No point struggling. I pierce your heart just now. You will die. And for good measure, I use lightning chakra on my blade so don't bother pulling a last dying attack to take me with you. It not gonna work" Kirito said and crushed all hope for Deidara.

"How, How did you even find that I was here" Deidara wanted to know.

There is no way Kirito could find him so fast.

"Oh, that's a secret. But if I have to explain it to a dying man then you can consider that I saw what your future holds" Kirito teased and twisted his sword and for good measure also chopped off Deidara's head.

On the other hand. Kirito's clone at this time was fighting with Sasori.

But in fact, he was only dodging and talking with him. Gather information.

"You know what. I fought an Akatsuki member before. He looked like a fish. Rings any bell" Kirito asked.

Sasori unlike Deidara was a little more serious and took out all of his puppets to attack the clone. But with Hirashin. It was hard, really hard.

"Stop moving you tree hugger," Sasori said.

"Do you have any idea what kind of meme material you have been all these years?" The clone was practically annoying him.

"100 puppets art" Sasori shouted.

"Oh are you angry"

clone jumps and dodges the upcoming attack.

"Oi, are you not done yet" Kirito who had just taken care of Deidara with record-breaking time came back with pride on his face.

"Hey don't give me that look. I have been collecting info here" the clone complains.

"You can do that after you beat him" Kirito argued back.

"Hey I am just a clone. Give me some break".

"Well you are my clone. I don't see why you can't do that".

"Sir, that is a very unhealthy narcissistic behaviour you are developing." the clone said with a deadpan look.

"A natural character of the strong" Kirito replied back.

Clone at this just rolled his eyes.

"Alright if you are done then I will be going back" Clone said and puffed away.

Kirito got the information from the clone and then looked towards Sasori.

"So before I kill you or any of your friends with matching costumes arrive here. Do you want to tell me any information which might be very important for the story to progress?" Kirito asked.

" I thought only Akatsuki collected mentally unstable people. Seems like Konoha too is not behind in this" Sasori replied.

This brought complete silence.

Kirito blink.

Sasori who did not understand why Kirito suddenly quieted down also stopped talking.

"This is the first time, I heard a really good smack talk coming out from a villain. You know what, you might really not be that useless" Kirito said and smiled.

Sasori blinked and then he got angry.

"I had enough of you. 100 puppet art" Sasori shouted and started moving his puppets once again.

Kirito noticed that Sasori was not just wasting time. He was also moving his puppets behind him.

Now all those puppets directly attack Kirito.

Kirito though was unfazed.

He stood there and waited. Sasori did not understand why Kirito was not dodging or using his teleportation technique.

He understood that immediately afterwards when the puppets almost arrive near Kirito and suddenly fall down.

In fact, he lost control over all the puppets he had.

"What, what's going on," Sasori asked.

"Haha.

You think you are the only one fishing for time and setting up traps. My clone was doing the same you know.

He was creating an Illusion barrier around you. So that I can use this particular technique which is fatal for any puppet master.

Uzumaki Style. Dark Eclipse" Kirito said with extending his two fingers.

"When you are in this illusion. All your sensory data is messed up. For example, move your head left and your mouth will open. Try moving your finger to control your puppets and you will find yourself jumping" Kirito said.

Sasori's eyes widen.

"Alright then, time to end this fight and take you to Konoha" Kirito said and yawned.

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