Chapter 12: Water Daimyo

We finally reached a port town in Mizu and set on our journey to the capital of Mizu. I left Aritsu and the captain to deal with the Mizuri clan. The encounter with them just assured me that I have to act faster.

We often stopped at various towns to rest and the more of Mizu I saw, the more I pitied these people. They were poor beyond belief. Seriously. The Daimyo of Mizu was an idiot…

The journey that could be over in a day by running, took us ten days! Geez, acting like a noble is such a drag.

We finally reached the capital, well, one would expect to be checked from inside out, right? Nothing of the sort. God, the guards were lazy! We found a hotel and checked-in.

"So, young master, what now? Will we ask for an audience with Daimyo and wait until we get it or do you have different orders for us?" Kagura asked me.

"Kagu-chan, let me tell you something. I am a VERY impatient person. I am gonna barge in, of course."

And that was exactly what I did. I put the emblem of Kaminari Daimyo on my neck and walked straight to the mansion of the Daimyo of Mizu. No one. Not even one guard dared to stop me. Still. Weird how he doesn't have even one shinobi guard...

I reached the door to the throne room and violently opened them. Hah, I just have to pretend to be important and everything will go smoothly!

I was really unprepared for what greeted me in the room though. Naked women wantonly littered the floor. There were at least fifty of them and each was a beauty but none was a kunoichi. Further in the room was a big golden throne and on the throne was a quite young dude for a Daimyo. He could be thirty at best. His big belly heaved in pleasure as he was being blowjobbed by a woman kneeling in front of him and massaged by two women standing behind him.

Well, commendable. The guy didn't even flinch as I threw the door open. He just enjoyed the blowjob and drawled a question at me.

"Who are you?"

"I am an emissary of Kaminari Daimyo and I have a quite profitable deal. Profitable for you, I mean. You will possibly earn billions but won't lose anything you deem important." I calmly responded.

The pig looked uninterested but the greedy gleam in his eyes when I mentioned 'billions' was as covert as the sun in the middle of the day.

"Hehe, okay, let some servant lead you to one of the negotiation rooms.Don't worry, you may use any girl you encounter as entertainment, hehe. I will be there shortly." He said while giggling as he condescendingly patted the woman sucking him off. "Right after I bestow my sacred cum to this beauty."

I wasn't about to argue. I just nodded and quickly left the room. Kagura, the only guard I took with me, was waiting for me outside the 'throne room'. After all, I couldn't take all 39 remaining 'servants' with me.

The second I closed the door to the throne room and approached Kagura, I almost fell, as my back was supported by the wall. I slowly slid down the wall and flopped to the floor. Kagura quickly approached me.

"Are you fine, milord!?" She asked me in panic.

"Don't worry, it's just…" I told her, taking deep breaths.

"?" Her look was a clear indication she won't be satisfied without an answer.

"The fucker's room is filled to the brim with gaseous aphrodisiacs." I awkwardly finished. And I meant it! For fuck's sake! Who does that! No wonder his head is empty as fuck!

Kagura just awkwardly tapped my shoulder as she observed me, trying to calm down.

"Young master, if you want, I can help you." She timidly quipped. When she saw my piercing emerald stare though she continued. "Ah! No! I don't mean anything by it! I can serve as an outlet for your lust, there is no need to think about me after that! It would be strictly me doing my job!"

"Well, it's nice you are willing to be fucked by me, but no." I took another deep breath. "There is no need for that. You should stay faithful to your fiance."

"Wha…" Her body stiffened in shock.

I just gave her an unimpressed stare and pointed at her hand. "The ring."

"Ah! But, I…" She sighed. "You know, Raikage-sama actually asked us, women, to do anything you ask of us. It was clear he asked us to fulfill any 'needs'," She scrunched her nose in resignation at that. "you may have."

I just rolled my eyes and stood up, still quite dizzy.

"The Raikage is a hothead." I told her, making her awkwardly chuckle. "He probably didn't even notice you are already spoken for. You should have told him the second he gave you the mission and it was apparent what he secretly expects of you. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Let's find a servant to lead us to the negotiation room."

"Ok, master." She repositioned herself behind me and acted her part as my 'servant'. I knew her loyalty bar was now quite full after my little speech!

As we left the corridor, I was actually astounded there were no guards or servants stationed near the throne room. Geez…

We waited. And waited. Then waited some more. I was getting increasingly more irritated by the second. Shithead is actually trying to pressurize us by letting us wait for him!

The Water Daimyo came to the room two hours later, clad in blue luxurious robes.

"I am sorry for the wait. Ohohoho." He said as he tried to hide his grin with a fan. His eyes darted from me to Kagura, staying mostly on her. Sigh.

"I'll be blunt. Ohohoho." I said as I mockingly imitated his laugh before he even managed to sit down, making him widen his eyes. Ha, I bet nobody ever dared to disrespect him like this.

"In Kiri prison is a girl called Terumi Mei. I want her." I said as and put my feet on the desk, making him fume in rage.

"Give me one reason why I shouldn't have you executed for your impudence!" He snarled.

"You mean, except for the war with Kaminari it would start?" I pointed at the emblem hanging around my neck. "You know you would lose your head the second that order left your lips right? Which for your information you retard, would mean your death." I raised my eyebrow and stared at my nails disinterestedly while my trusty kunoichi covertly showed the fat idiot a kunai in her sleeve. "Nah, nothing else comes to mind except that Mizu would be overrun by Kaminari."

"You!" The Water Daimyo was speechless but cowed. Well, figures.

"So? I want the girl." I offhandedly told him, still not paying him any heed as Kagura was trying to stifle her laughter.

"Humph, why should I give our prisoner to you! Think properly how you respond or I will personally make sure she is executed!"

Sigh. All bark and no bite. This shit even stopped threatening me and swapped to my objective...

"You will be paid ten billion for her." I chuckled.

That made both Kagura and the Water Daimyo stiffen.

"Ho, how much!?" Daimyo's expression was ecstatic. I just gave him an annoyed look, he ignored. He was already in his own little world of pools filled with gold. The pig was almost drooling. I bet even that blowjob didn't make him shine as much as what I just offered him. Now, ten billion ryo should not be much for a Daimyo. Just a pocket change. But Water country is economically almost ruined. Ten billion is one-third of his current wealth. There is no way this greedy pig won't wag his tail for this grandpa now… In hindsight, that came out wrong. No tail wagging.

"Of course, Maste… I mean, Mister emissary. I will immediately send someone to Kiri to bring the girl!"

"There is no need. I am going to Kiri myself. I just want you to make sure Mizukage won't make any problems for us."

Yes. He may be a powerless sweating perverted pig. He may even be a pisspoor shit who got the rule because his family mysteriously 'disappeared' thanks to Obito wanting Water country to suffer.

But. He is still the Water Daimyo and that makes him politically the most powerful person in this shit-hole. Yagura can't ignore his orders. Oh, I am very sure the order will get all the way to Obito. As for Obito? He will just give the girl to me. He doesn't really care about bloodlines. All he wants is a war in Mizu no Kuni because of his angsty fit. While yes, he could kill me, and by that, start a war between Mizu and Kaminari. But he knows that Mizu would be razed to the ground and Kumo will gain two more jinchuuriki, making it exponentially harder to collect them later. Plus it would make Kaminari and Kumo a lot stronger. Which would make it even harder to finish Tsuki no Me plan. No, he will just give Mei to me. Kukuku.

"Yes! I will! Ah, if I may inquire, when will I get paid?" He asked pleadingly with a sweet voice.

I blinked and shivered, then, blinked again. Did this ball of fat just try to act cute with me? I shivered again.

Taking a deep breath I barely held myself from tearing him a new hole.

"Send someone you trust with us to Kiri. I get the girl and he gets the money when I am about to get the fuck outta the village."

With that, I stood up and went away. No need to pay him respect. I am sure the fatso won't mind, after all, his eyes somehow magically changed to yen signs already.