Sex Is an Axe

[Ding! The Cultivation Talent has been extracted.]

In an instant, Zhao Hao felt the muscles all over his body swelling and the blood throughout his body boiling. It lasted for over ten minutes before his body completely processed it. After integrating with the Vajra Body, Zhao Hao emitted a faint golden Buddha's light all over his body.

Zhao Hao started the next simulation after waiting for a while. He randomly selected three talents and entered the simulation right away.

[On the first day, you transmigrated to a small village at the foot of the Tianwu Mountain. You were determined to become a Great Cultivator and live forever. However, you knew that there were monsters in the ruined temple in the mountain, so you did not act rashly.]

…

[On the 15th day, you killed all the demons and the Evil God in the ruined temple. Then, you headed toward the Evil God temple deep in the mountain.]

[On the 16th day, you fought the Evil God in the temple deep in the mountain. However, at the most critical moment, 16 ghosts carrying a bottle came in from outside. You killed the Evil God and the evil ghosts. When you were about to open the bottle to see what was inside, a left leg flew out of the bottle and kicked you to death. You died.]

Zhao Hao's eyes lit up when he saw the system notification. It turned out that a broken limb was inside the bottle. He guessed that the things that the other teams of evil ghosts had carried had also been severed limbs.

"It kicked me to death with just a single kick. Those broken limbs seem very powerful…"

Soon, the system cooldown period ended. Zhao Hao activated the simulator again and randomly selected three talents.

[On the first day, you transmigrated to a small village at the foot of the Tianwu Mountain. You were determined to become a Great Cultivator and live forever. However, you knew that there were monsters in the ruined temple in the mountain, so you did not act rashly.]

…

[On the 16th day, you went to the Evil God temple deep in the mountain again.

You killed the Evil God and the evil ghosts. Finally, a left arm reached out of the vat carried by the evil ghosts punched you in the head, and you died.]

Zhao Hao couldn't help but frown when he regained his consciousness. He had already practiced the Vajra Body Defending Divine Skill to perfection, and he had also mastered his swordsmanship with great success. But why couldn't he beat those broken limbs?

After resting for a while, Zhao Hao decided to explore the village first before entering the mountain in the next simulation.

"System, activate the Cultivation Simulator."

[To enable the simulation, you may select only three of the following Cultivation Talents.]

"Swoosh—"

A ray of dazzling red light appeared on the light screen in front of Zhao Hao.

[Currently available Cultivation Talents: "Born Arhat", "Fine Young Man", "Benevolence", "Longevity" …]

With no hesitation, Zhao Hao selected the Red Cultivation Talent.

[Mahayana Holy Body (Red Talent): All your basic attributes increase by 300. This is a unique physique that is rarely seen in a million years. It is the strongest sacred body in the martial arts world. Your aptitude to practice all kinds of Cultivation Methods is the world's highest. Your attack power is twice the original attack power.]

[Vajra Body (Gold Talent): Your physical qualities increase by 200. Effect of physical Cultivation Methods doubles.]

[Born Arhat (Red Talent): All your basic attributes increase by 300. You were born an Arhat, a candidate for a Buddha. You can comprehend Buddhist divine skills on your own and cultivate all kinds of Buddhist Cultivation Methods.]

[Fine Young Man (Blue Talent): Your charm increases by 30. Your attractiveness to the opposite sex significantly increases.]

[Benevolence (Purple Talent): Your luck increases by 50. You have a heart of compassion that wishes to salvage all the beings in the world. Ordinary evil demons cannot get close to you.]

[The simulation starts now.]

[On the first day, you transmigrated to a small village at the foot of the Tianwu Mountain. You were determined to become a Great Cultivator and live forever. However, you knew that there were monsters in the ruined temple in the mountain, so you did not act rashly.]

[On the second day, you snuck into the dwelling of Widow Zhang and tried to steal the untitled sword-fighting manual. Unexpectedly, Widow Zhang was at home. Widow Zhang thought you had an extraordinary physique and good looks. You slept with her and only went back in the evening.]

[On the third day, you thought you had nothing to do, and you missed Widow Zhang a little. You went to her place again and slept with her. You only went back in the middle of the night.]

[On the fourth day, you made your decision. You felt that cultivation was in no way more fun than sleeping with Widow Zhang. Plus, it was very safe in the village. You went to the place of Widow Zhang again and slept with her. This time, you did not even bother to go back. You just stayed at her place.]

…

[On the 13th day, you suddenly came back to your senses. You realized that a man was born for the world, so how could you…? Just as you wanted to get up from bed, Widow Zhang grabbed you, and you ended up sleeping with her again today.]

…

[On the 21st day, Widow Zhang's relatives came today. You finally had the chance to realize your ambitions and set foot on the path of cultivation. However, Widow Zhang pointed you to herself. You helplessly gave up and slept with her again.]

…

[On the 23rd day, even the Cultivation Talents "Mahayana Holy Body" and "Born Arhat" lost to a woman's body. You walked into the mountains on your weak legs to collect dates and honey in the mountains for Widow Zhang. You encountered demons along the way, but you could not fight back at all, and you died at the hands of the demons.]

[This Cultivation Simulation is over. You can permanently retain a Cultivation Talent and extract it into the real world.]

[The Cultivation Simulation has ended. Simulation Time: 23 days. System Cooldown Time: 23 minutes.]

Zhao Hao stood silently on the spot with a red face. He was speechless for a long time.

He had initially wanted to unleash his martial prowess and gather more clues this time. Little did he expect that his path to cultivation ended the moment he saw Widow Zhang.

He had thought that with two Red Cultivation Talents, he would be able to dominate the Novice Village at the very least. Who knew… Sigh.

"D*mn it. I'll definitely make a detour if I meet Widow Zhang again. She sucked me dry even when I had the Cultivation Talents 'Mahayana Holy Body' and 'Born Arhat'. Could she be a succubus…?"

"System, extract the Cultivation Talent 'Born Arhat' and replace the 'Vajra Body' with it."

[Ding! The Cultivation Talent has been extracted.]

"Amitabha…"

"Thus, I have heard…"

"There is no reason that any virtuous men and women would be born out of the Four Paths after hearing the name of this sutra…"

Several figures of Buddhas appeared out of thin air. They bowed to Zhao Hao together and pronounced their names before entering Zhao Hao's mind.

Zhao Hao's head immediately shone with glorious radiance, and a swastika symbol ("卍") appeared on his forehead.

"Amitabha. 'Born Arhat' is indeed a powerful Cultivation Talent…"

Zhao Hao had already had an insane increase in his attributes by virtue of the "Mahayana Holy Body". Now that "Born Arhat" brought another increase in his attributes, the thoughts in his mind immediately became clearer.

"The Vajra Body Defending Divine Skill is only a martial arts secret manual. Even if I practice it to perfection, its power is still ordinary. However, with the talent 'Born Arhat', I can comprehend Buddhist divine skills and automatically attain the 'Skills of the God Acala'."

"There are five teams of evil ghosts in total, each escorting one of the five severed parts of a body. Each part is already so powerful on its own, so I mustn't let them get together. Otherwise, there would be no other way to deal with it."

"Hmm… I have to make a more detailed plan and aim to get out of the mountain this time."

After planning in detail for a while, the cooldown period finally ended.