chapter 1:the start.....wait!

[]:status or other function

**:for some sigh,panting and our calling function of system

{}:system talking

<>:letter from me or other people or from a phone

" ":people talking and our mc talking

' ':people thought and our mc mind/thought

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in a room filled with medical equipment and we see a woman sitting in a bed ready to give birth and a few other people these people are doctors and after long and patient treatment we hear a cry"waaaaaaaahhhh"that is none other then our mc,the doctor then spoke"congratulation ma'am it a boy!and it a healthy baby!"happy by the pact this a new life has given the mother and doctor pray and the doctor gave the baby back to it mother so the mother could hold itľ*sniff*....it really a healthy baby*sniff*..."as the mother cry over her baby and bringing the baby closer to her face"your name will be zaiko hirō"as the mother name our mc.

suddenly a nurse barged in with grim and tired face"doctor....*pant*...mister jishin hirō has die this morning!....."as the nurse said and all the people in this room shock by this news even the mother cry with the baby"how did miss usagi husband died?!"one of the doctor question"he died by an earthquake in downtown Shibuya while pontentially killing 3000 more people!"as the nurse grimace by the pact a lot of people die.

"so you mean my husband was an unlucky one"as the usagi the mother of our mc spoke while crying and holding her baby"unfortunately yes ma'am"as the nurse spoke with a sad tone"nonononoNONONONONONO!WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MY LOVED ONE GOD WHY!!!!"as the mothe scream and broke down into crying and depression because her loved one died now she only has her baby left"ma'am calm down!"as the doctor panic and tries to calm down the mother of the baby she holding while this is happening we switch view

(pov:mc)

'what heck my mother is already in depression what the,dad why did you died....wait'as he finish talking in his mind suddenly a blue holographic appear that only our mc can see and it read out to be a mission

[NEW!MAINQUEST APPEAR!

CALM YOUR MOTHER BY ANY MEAN AND MAKE YOUR MOTHER SLEEP AFTER THAT!

REWARD:1000 EXP 200000 YEN AFECTATION WITH USAGI HIRŌ 1000%(NOTE:it be send into your mother bank account so don't worry)

grade:??

PENALTY:YOUR MOTHER WILL GO INSANE POTENTIALLY KILL YOU]

'za hek is dis bulsit wait.....i think i got an idea' as our mc making a to calm down his mother he put his hand into his mother face and try to say mama but it come out like a wrong one"wify?"as he make a thinking face but on the insid he was screaming 'da hek is dis i wat suy mama.....wait wrong language' as our mc look into his mother? eyes he smile since his body is still a baby.

"wify?...."as the mother smile and passout from all the trauma our mc got a notification on his mainquest

[MAINQUEST-COMPLETE!

CALM YOUR MOTHER BY ANY MEAN AND MAKE YOUR MOTHER SLEEP AFTER THAT!

REWARD:1000 EXP 200000 YEN AFECTATION WITH USAGI HIRŌ 1000%(NOTE:it be send into your mother bank account so don't worry)

grade:ss

PENALTY:YOUR MOTHER WILL GO INSANE POTENTIALLY KILL YOU]

{for finishing your first quest with flying mark you got an extra reward...if you wan to check the reward please say inventory}

'HELL YEAAAAAH!I FINISH MY FIRST QUEST OH YEAAAH!' as zaiko in his mind celebrating, the doctor were in disbelief that a baby spoke it first.....

(TIMESKIP-FIVE YEARS)

in a room filled with furniture for a bedroom we see a young boy that seem around 6 years old standing around 149cm and having a pale white skin and a black hair with a crimson red eyes and wearing yellow pajama with banana on it 'damn my luck i should put it in here' as the young boy thinking the young boy is none other then our mc zaiko hirō"*sigh*what the heck am i suppose to do with this huh?"in zaiko hand was a puzzle game"man this is getting old *status*"as zaiko said that a grey holographic appear in front of him

[NAME:ZAIKO HIRŌ

RACE:HUMAN

JOB:ALCHEMIST

CLASS:BATTLEMAGE

TITLE:MAMA BOY,MILF HUNTERS,MILF POKER,CUTE,WIFE STEALER,PLAYBOY

AGE:5 YEARS OLD

LEVEL:10(locked)(requirment:18 year old)

STAT:( AVERAGE HUMAN IS 10,PEAK-HUMAN IS 25,CHILD IS 5 STAT)

STR:20

SPD:15

END/DEF:19

INT:50(AVERAGE IS 30)

WIS:29

LUK:190(AVERAGE IS 90 OR 50)

CHA:70(AVERAGE IS 20)

MAG:(SEALED)

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"*sigh*man did i regret making myself too handsome"as zaiko narcissistly said to himself.....the system then respond back with{not really host in another world there CHA STAT is suppress you by a large number}

as the system said"ouch....by how big there numbers"as an imaginary comment pierce through zaiko chest after hearing the numbers{200 in average}as the system calculated"s-so.....y-you're saying my mother is that beautiful...."as haruka shakingly said his word

{yes.....host she a one in a milionth universes}as system said with a serious tone"hmmmm.....so you mean if i rizz up my mom i'm gonna think a backup backup plan huuuh?.."as haruka said while getting ready to sleep{yes host}as system said those words zaiko take a phone dialed a number to called an old friend"hey shinku i need some help"as zaiko said those word a voice then heard through it"aaahhh~zai-chan how are you doing~"a delighted yet cheerful voice can be heard from and it a female voice too"y-yōkina-san....h-hey h-how are you doing..where shinku?"as zaiko said those word we can hear a pout from the other side"hmph!...*sob*sniff*ku-chan,zai-chan don't wanna talk with me....waaaaaaaaahhh....."as she cries in the other side of the phone"wait it not like i don't want to talk with you yōkina-sa-"as zaiko tries to calm down shinku wife(yes zaiko won't ntr his friend wife)"kina-chan there there....whew safe~....so what is it that make you want my help with"a deep voice can be heard from the phone and it shinku"*sigh*it....can you lend me a fake body of me please..."as zaiko said those word"what for?"shinku ask"to rizz up my mom"zaiko respond"ooooh"shinku suprise by his friend plan"ok next chapter" "sure"as zaiko said those word he hang up the phone and look at the ceiling"*sigh*next chapter huuh?"

as zaiko said those word his vision started to to turn dark and he fell a sleep suddenly a woman a came in with sleepy eye and lies next to zaiko and put his head to her bosom

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who that woman readers....anyway how you guy like my writing ey my e/n forced me to take lesson on the school on how to write novel...donate some power stone and vote please i'm running out of money e/n gonna kill me if they found out i spend it in red light district....and comment on which personality should zaiko mom had yandere or clingy...that all bye bye and send help pls~

(note from the future:well i win against my e/n soooo....no more torment byeeee~)

つづく

Tsudzuku

to be continued