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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Traductor: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The subsequent events were straightforward.

Under Qi Yuqiang's arrangements, all three bodies were removed in less than half an hour.

Li Yidao didn't need to concern himself with where they would be taken or how they would be handled.

Qi Yuqiang would handle this matter adequately. After all, in this world, Unit 36 held a certain level of authority.

Such small affairs weren't worth mentioning.

The reason Li Yidao didn't report to the police or contact Li Hui and others was simple.

He didn't want to create trouble.

Even if he had sought Li Hui's help, he wouldn't have faced any issues.

The other party had plotted against Li Yidao first, and all of Li Yidao's actions could be considered self-defense.

Another point was that Li Yidao hadn't even come into direct contact with the assailants.

The store's CCTV could confirm this.