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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Take a Gamble or Stop the Loss in Time?

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Li Yidao's actions puzzled the old man and others standing nearby.

Seeing the old man's puzzled expression, Li Yidao calmly said, "We can't wait for reinforcements; they are about to awaken."

Hearing this, the old man hesitated for a moment, and then his expression turned serious.

If what Li Yidao said was true, and they couldn't wait for reinforcements, the opponents would awaken. That would be troublesome.

Exhaling deeply, the old man silently observed the situation, his gaze filled with seriousness.

If there were no unexpected circumstances, Li Yidao wouldn't lie or joke about this matter. In that case, things were not looking good.

"If we take action now, the situation might get worse," the old man spoke in a low voice, but everyone in the vicinity could hear.