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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Strange Wind! Crashed Four People!

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The eerie dust and sand didn't completely dissipate.

It just became slightly smaller than before but still filled the air with a yellow haze.

Cao Shenglong, at this moment, continued to curse with an angry expression.

"D*mn it! You wretched b*tch, even in death, you won't leave us alone!"

"Today, I'll f*cking bury you here! Stop pretending to be a ghost!"

"I dare you to crawl out of that coffin and come at me!"

As he ranted, he kept moving forward, ready to shove the coffin down again!

Some of the old folks in the village realized things weren't right!

"If we really bury Cao Yajing here, the village's in for big trouble!"

They rushed to intervene and stop him!

But Cao Shenglong seemed like he'd lost his mind!

"F*ck! Get the hell out of my way, all of you! Anyone who tries to stop me will end up six feet under too!"

"We've got the perfect pit here. One more won't make a d*mn difference!"

"Who's next!"