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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Followed Six People Consecutively? Brother Dao Is Slaughtering!!

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

[Ding! High-Quality Customer Detected, ID: Fitness Little Blue Moon]

[Death Status Detection: Engaged in selling fake goods against conscience, retaliated against and deceased, Death Probability: 87%]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]

Li Yidao was speechless.

Was it really true that evildoers would have evildoers dealing with them?

Selling fake goods...

This must have scammed many people, or pushed someone into an unbearable situation.

Otherwise, who would resort to such extremes?

Li Yidao silently clicked the "follow" button, then chose to scroll past.

But naturally, his action was observed by the audience in the live stream room.

"Brother Dao, don't scroll away! Come back quickly. I didn't catch the ID!"

"F*ck, I was taking a screenshot just now, and Brother Dao already scrolled away? Brother Dao, you're so ruthless. That angle just now was amazing!"