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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Dumbfounded Blade Wolf

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

It was because of Lianghao's dumbfounded expression that he did not immediately cut off the live broadcast.

Instead, he paid attention to the reactions of the netizens in the live broadcast room.

It was also because he did not cut off the live broadcast that the live broadcast was still in everyone's eyes.

Originally, Wu Qiang was about to remind him again, but at this moment, he also saw the sudden change in the live broadcast room!

Tens of thousands of people had instantly entered the live stream room. What was going on?

"Haha, I found it, I found it! It's this b*stard!"

"Brother Dao is here! Brother Dao is mighty, Brother Dao, kill him for me!"

"Heh, I say, fake product, do you still have any unfulfilled wishes? I advise you to write your suicide note as soon as possible."

"Blade Wolf? You don't know how death is written!"

"F*ck! Brother, your wolf head tattoo is rather amazing. Looks like you're from the underworld."

"Are you stupid? How did you find this room? This streamer is trash! The kind of death row criminals!"

"Is that so? Then why didn't the police arrest him? Hmm? No, this isn't China. This is the other side of the ocean. I recognize the environment behind him!"

"Brother Dao has descended! The Grim Reaper's scythe will take care of you! Trash worm! Wait for the death god's verdict!"

"F*ck! I had just come over because of Brother Dao and saw such a bloody scene! Is Brother Dao going to praise the country's swordsmen? Can't we give you a 50% discount on this business?"

"Fifty percent? In your dreams! As long as you're still in the area where humans live, there's no one that our Brother Dao can't kill!"

"Streamer, I advise you to run!"

"What the hell is he running for? Can Brother Dao still live if he pays attention to it?"

"No, it doesn't mean that Brother Dao will die if he follows. Didn't you see the official news just now? Police Officer Chaoyang didn't die!"

"Previous poster, where did you come from? Comparing Chaoyang to this trash?"

"Why are you wasting your time with this trash? Just sit back and watch the live broadcast! Let's see how he dies!"

...

Looking at the comments that filled the screen, everyone kept teasing him.

As the crowd started to tease them, they later confirmed that Blade Wolf was actually an A-class wanted criminal. Everyone was furious!

"F*ck! It was actually an A-class-wanted criminal! Brother Dao directly killed him! No need to show mercy!"

"Yes, Brother Dao, kill him!"

"Kill him!"

"Kill him!"

"Hurry up! I'll sharpen your knife! Kill this b*stard!"

...

He looked at Brother Dao on the screen.

Wu Qiang looked at Lianghao with a dumbfounded expression.

"Who is this Brother Dao?"

However, what he got back was Lianghao's dumbfounded expression.

He didn't know who Brother Dao was either.

However, although he was dumbfounded, Google was like an encyclopedia.

Without a word, he picked up his phone and searched for Brother Dao.

Following that, a series of legends about Brother Dao appeared on the screen.

Looking at the densely packed trending searches and posts from various bloggers.

For a moment, everyone in the office fell into deep thought.

...

As for Li Yidao, he didn't leave the live stream after following the channel.

To be honest, he was also a little angry.

How could such trash still exist in this world?

He didn't feel guilty at all about killing this piece of trash.

In fact, he knew that Zhang Chaoyang's previous incident probably had nothing to do with him.

He even kindly reminded them.

But...

If...

Even if there was a slight possibility!

If... Was it really because of his attention that Zhang Chaoyang was in danger?

Every time he thought of this possibility, his heart would feel extremely heavy.

All of this was hard to say.

The existence of the system was illogical, but it was also the most mysterious existence.

His transmigration was a fantasy among fantasy!

After so many years in this world, he seemed to feel very calm, and nothing strange happened.

But...

He knew. This world and his own world. It was different!

...

At this moment, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room had already exceeded 100,000!

Everyone began to complain crazily!

Even the gifts were flying!

Who cared who he was tipping? Everyone was happy!

Anyway, even if they were to tip him, he wouldn't be able to take out the mountain cannon, Blade Wolf, right?

"Brother Dao, this guy is too arrogant. When will he be able to use a blade?"

"That's right! I can't wait! The melon seeds and beer are ready!"

"Me too. I just ordered a serving of blood tofu, a serving of pork brain flower, and a serving of chicken skeleton. I'm waiting to watch the live broadcast."

"F*ck! The person above is really ruthless! I can already imagine that scene! I'll see if you can still eat it after I cut it!"

"Haha, I've been waiting for the moment I get stabbed! I'll broadcast it to you guys!"

"Awesome, awesome! If you dare to do a live broadcast, I'll definitely support you!"

"Speaking of which, Brother Dao! Can you tell me how this sword is used?"

"Yeah, why did Brother Dao kill this guy?"

"I also want to know so that I can be prepared. Otherwise, I'm afraid that my heart won't be able to take it."

"I also want to know."

...

Looking at the fervor in the live broadcast room, Li Yidao thought for a moment and sent another message.

"On the other side of the ocean of freedom, shooting every day!"

However, after saying these words, Li Yidao regretted it. Why did he shoot?

Could it be that he was stabbed by the system?

However, he only felt a slight palpitation in his heart. He did not feel the real danger.

He heaved a sigh of relief.

Good, good.

Perhaps the system couldn't stand it anymore and wanted him to kill this guy.

Just now, he was also a little excited, so he went up.

"Haha! Brother Dao has spoken, brothers! Shoot him!"

"Yes! If he couldn't get shot at in the country, he would get shot at abroad!"

"Tsk tsk! Sit and wait! The friend who bought the pig's brain flower and blood tofu, did you predict this?"

"This time, Brother Dao is enforcing justice on behalf of the heavens!"

"That's right! Brother Dao is slashing people online! This is the first time I feel so excited!"

"Me too!"

"I'm so excited that I'm sitting on the toilet bowl!"

"Previous poster, are you sure you're not afraid of peeing your pants?"

"Hehe, what's there to be afraid of when you pee your pants? Ever since he started paying attention to Brother Dao, he always kept adult diapers!"

"The person above is really a ruthless person."

...

At this moment, the owner of this live broadcast room, Blade Wolf.

At this moment, he was in a state of confusion because there were so many spectators!

What was going on?

Why were there so many people?

Was he that popular? If he remembered correctly, he only had a few hundred followers, right?

Half of them were his underlings.

If it wasn't for the fact that he wanted to show off and show off, he wouldn't have started this live broadcast!

But now!

F*ck!

Did someone actually want to kill him?

"Damn! I, Blade Wolf, have been around for so many years. I'm the only one who can cut others! Who's going to cut me?"

"That Brother Dao!"

"I'll greet your ancestors! Just wait!"

"Don't let me meet you. When the time comes, we'll see who will be the one to kill who!"

Blade Wolf was so angry that he couldn't describe it!

Therefore, his words were dirty.

He was scolding Li Yidao and the fans who came with him!

Li Yidao's fans weren't just for show!

They came to the other live broadcast room.

Li Yidao's fans immediately started fighting Blade Wolf.

That scene could not be blocked at all!

Li Yidao felt a headache coming on.

...

At this moment, in the smoke-filled office.

"I say, is this Brother Dao really that godly? It's all a coincidence, right?" This was a young policeman's question.

Everyone had a solemn look on their faces, and no one made a sound.

"I really hope that he's that godly! As long as this Blade Wolf can really be taken in, then we can be considered to have resolved a regret."

"Sigh, it can only be a coincidence. These things are all made up by internet celebrities to attract people's attention."

"Yeah, if he can really kill people, he will kill Sun Chengyun today! I'll treat him to a meal in Jiang City!"

"Alright, let's stop discussing this matter. Lianghao, turn off the video call. I'll go write up the materials and report to the director." In the end, it was Wu Qiang who set the tone.

This was obviously impossible.

How could someone be so awesome as to directly stab someone? Is it possible to do so?

Lianghao looked like he wanted to say something but hesitated.

Because he had searched a lot just now.

It was really strange.

However, since the captain had spoken, he could only keep quiet.

He was about to put away his phone and turn off the video call.

The rest of the people also stood up and prepared to return to their respective workstations.

He couldn't let everyone suffer because of this case, right?

But...

At this moment!

All of a sudden!

Everyone who had just stood up.

They were all staring blankly at the big screen!

At this moment.

Their eyes were filled with disbelief.