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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Death Due to the Loss of Body Organs?

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

"Who are you? How did you get in here!"

The old man beside Elder Liang regained his composure and asked in a low voice.

No matter the threat the other side posed, this was an absolute challenge to their organization!

This was something they absolutely couldn't tolerate!

"Haha, how did I get in? Naturally, I walked in."

"I have to say, the security of this place is really trash."

"Just a few pieces of garbage guards and you think you can stop someone? Have you become too arrogant over the years, or have you truly become frogs at the bottom of a well?"

The hoarse voice was filled with sarcasm!

...

At this moment, the elder's right hand was slowly moving to his back.

He intended to reach for the dagger hanging at his waist.

This dagger was another strange item the elder had obtained.

It had strong offensive capabilities!

Clearly, he planned to strike first.