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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Could He Be God's Illegitimate Son?

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

After sending this message, Li Yidao stopped talking.

No matter how the others cursed and questioned him, he did not respond.

Of course, his words once again caused a sensation among the netizens!

There were even some trolls, or rather, those idiots who were unhappy in their lives and started their attacks on the Internet.

They started to misinterpret Li Yidao's words again.

"How awesome! Just because you said he won't die, then he won't die? Do you really think that you are a god who can control the life and death of others?"

"That's right. You're the one who cursed people to death. Now you know how to be afraid? You know how to go back?"

"I really let you say everything. No matter how you look at the last scene in the video, it can't be that he's fine, right?"

"Let me give you guys a piece of news. Police Officer Chaoyang is already in the operating room. But... The situation is not optimistic."

"Yes, I know that too. When he first returned to the hospital, he couldn't even perform the surgery directly. The treatment plan was only confirmed after a specialist consultation, but... The chances are slim."

"Sigh. I hope a miracle will happen. I hope that what Brother Dao said this time is true."

"Who knows? I won't comment anymore. Let's wait for the final result."

"..."

...

Zhang Chaoyang had already been pushed into the operating theater.

It could be said that his life and death were on the line during surgery.

People could not survive in the hospital and on the operating table.

Many people often had accidents during surgery.

The reason why Zhang Chaoyang was so severely injured was that he did not receive immediate surgery and only received emergency treatment.

It was because of his injuries!

Except for the Orthopedic Department, which could guarantee that there would be no accidents during the surgery.

The other departments were the Hepatobiliary Department, Pancreatic Department, and even the Neurology Department!

Indeed!

Zhang Chaoyang's brain had a huge blood clot that had to be removed through surgery. Otherwise, it would definitely be life-threatening.

At the same time, it was accompanied by a ruptured gallbladder, and his heart was also in danger! In fact, for some of the more serious dangers, they could only perform an exploratory laparotomy!

Therefore, it was no exaggeration to say that he had really experienced a narrow escape!

The surgeon was not only required to not have any accidents when performing surgery on any part of the body. At the same time, Zhang Chaoyang's luck was also needed to ensure the success of the surgery!

The overall surgery success rate was less than 3%. This was the result of the consultation with all the specialists before the surgery.

Otherwise, why would Li Hui look for Li Yidao so absurdly?

But now...

Throughout the entire operation, all the luck had been on Zhang Chaoyang.

All the doctors did not make any mistakes!

As the surgery ended, everyone was in disbelief.

...

After walking out of the operating theater, the specialists looked at each other.

"This is probably the most successful surgery I've ever had in my entire life."

"Similarly, when I was drilling a hole in his head to get blood, my hands seemed to be controlled. This is the most perfect angle I've ever seen in my 30 years of medical practice!"

"Can you imagine it? His leg was so seriously injured, but I actually succeeded in reattaching it in one go, even though some of the nerves were stitched up in the most perfect way."

"The liver is ruptured. People would die, but there's no major bleeding. Unbelievable."

"His heart..."

As the surgery ended, the few specialists who performed the surgery together were all amazed!

Any luck in surgery that happened to a person once was enough to be blessed by the heavens.

But what about Zhang Chaoyang?

This was definitely the treatment of God's illegitimate son!

Putting everything else aside, they could proudly say that Zhang Chaoyang's life was saved.

Not only that, it was a perfect and successful attempt.

Such a surgery video could become a reference case in the medical world.

Or rather, a legendary case!

...

At the same time.

It was different from the joy of catching a criminal suspect in Jiang City.

In the Public Security Bureau of a certain city, on such a dark night, a brightly lit office was filled with smoke.

A dozen policemen were all smoking, and no one said a word.

Their eyes were filled with worry!

The room was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop.

After an unknown period of time.

"Bang!"

A person slammed his fist heavily on the table!

Fresh blood flowed down his fist and landed on the already worn-out desk.

But he didn't care at all.

His throat was filled with anger as he roared in a low voice!

"How the f*cking hell did that b*stard escape?"

No one answered.

Everyone still had their heads lowered.

However, their faces were filled with unwillingness!

In order to capture the target, they had endured for more than a month!

It was the kind that could not sleep at all.

There were even a few colleagues in the hospital who had to stay in the hospital to recuperate because of overwork.

Just to catch this big fish.

A person who abducted children, smuggled, robbed, and sold drugs was a person who committed heinous crimes!

It could be said that this person was really evil!

Such a criminal suspect would have been punished severely!

But...

After going through countless hardships, they finally found traces of the other party!

But...

By the time they started the arrest, for some reason, the building was already empty!

This guy was unusually cunning. He had successfully escaped three days ago.

They had already crossed the other side of the ocean.

The most detestable thing was!

The country he was currently in did not have any extraditing regulations with his own country.

Even if they could arrange for people to go over and arrest him, it was simply impossible!

They could only watch him get away with it.

How could they not feel aggrieved? How could they be willing?

This made all the police officers who were on the move feel like vomiting blood.

"D*mn it! I'll go and catch him myself!"

With another roar, another policeman suddenly stood up!

But... Catch him himself?

That was no different from sending himself to death!

There was no law enforcement power there. How could they arrest him?

"Sit down! Do you think you're going to catch him yourself? How are you going to catch him?"

This time, it was their captain who spoke. It was obvious that he was a very experienced old policeman, Wu Qiang.

"I know that everyone is unwilling to accept this, but victory and defeat are common in military affairs. Evil people will be punished by the heavens! He definitely won't get away with it!"

"Report it. The responsibility for the failure of this operation has nothing to do with you. It's all my command's fault."

Wu Qiang's tone was filled with unwillingness, but he was still calm.

So what if he was unwilling?

In the end, it had already happened.

He still needed to work as he should.

"Captain, how can you bear the responsibility alone?"

"Yeah, I'm responsible too!"

"No, Captain, how can I let you take the blame alone?!"

"Captain."

The others all stood up with red eyes.

This time, the responsibility was small. How could they let one person bear it?

If it was all their captain's fault, then their captain would have no hope in the future.

"Alright, I'm already so old. I don't have any other thoughts. It's quite good to stay here for the rest of my life."

"All of you are still young and have hope."

"You don't have to say anything else. I'll write the report. If you have a way, find a way as soon as possible and I'll help you pave the way. If you don't, tell me. I'll think of a way for you."

He waved his hand and said nothing more.

He was very clear about what this matter represented.

He couldn't be the captain anymore, and his team members would be scattered.

These kids were still young, and the impact of this incident would definitely not be small.

If they were all punished like this, it would really be difficult for them in the future.

So...

Let him take the blame for this punishment.

"Alright, disperse."

However, just as he was about to say that the meeting was over.

The door was suddenly pushed open.

One of the policemen had a bitter smile on his face, his eyes filled with anger.

This was Liang Hao, the colleague in charge of the network.

Without waiting for Wu Qiang to ask, he took out his phone and handed it over.

"Captain. That, that Sun Chengyun, he... he's live streaming now."