How to

So I decided to do the deed. I mean doing, that finding someone. Someone I can trust, but be more intimate with. Someone, that I am not afraid to lose, but still would fight for.

I went to school, with the same face as always and just looked around. Yeah, love is in the air... More like hormones instead of oxygen... I went to a classmate, since I was pumped and just asked her, that how does it go...

Well, the question in my mind would have been like "How do you get in a long-term relationship with a trustworthy loving boy?" yet I asked "How long do boy hits on you?" I meeeeaaan technically, it contains the elements from the original question.

But the girl, who was looking like eew who is this, but, if she is so desperate, that she ask like this, let this wannabe have some advice...

Well she said the worst thing of all... Go to a pub and get drunk enough, that the 15th will be an okay for you.

Yeeeaah... I mean... Thinking back 6 hours from that I was sitting in a bar, so maybe this is how to do things... But I advice everyone to refrain from these things, for their own safety...