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I FOOLED THE ENTIRE CHAT GROUP

*Just an mtl translation of a dude that faked it till he made it* _____________________________________ Sypnosis The worst criminal in history: the fraudster Power: Turn false into true (no superior) When Lu Ming, who was sealed in the endless hell and had the unnatural ability that as long as enough people believed, falsehoods could become reality, a chat group appeared in front of him and interesting things began to happen~ Quantum Immortality Infinite Chaos Sutra Omniscient Authority · Beginning One thought of the vast verse ……… As long as I fool enough chat group members, I can control everything and be omniscient and omnipotent!

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The Ultimate Element Devouring Beast

Among infinite dimensions, there is a special place. No one knows the true nature of this special place. They only know its name: Wanjie Store!

It is said that you can buy everything in the world here.

Lifespan, strength, the most powerful skills, and the supreme treasures imaginable can all be bought them here.

There are even rumors that there was once a giant-level being who bought a complete universe from here!

The owner of this store is not a human, but a black cat. He likes to sleep on the table, suck catnip, and eat fish biscuits. No matter how you look at it, he seems to be an ordinary cat. cat.

However, if someone really thinks that this is just an ordinary cat and has some inappropriate thoughts about him, it means that a certain kind of creature will completely disappear from this world, even if it comes to the world. The existence at the pinnacle of the unit universe.

Because it was too mysterious, gradually, there was a legend that began to spread among a certain class. A giant-level existence gave it a code name and called it: the ultimate element-devouring beast!

At a special time period, the guy known as the ultimate element-devouring beast suddenly opened his dark eyes and meowed dissatisfiedly.

"There is one less grain production officer."

"Well, the incarnation of heaven, the Ultimate Titan, seems to be very troublesome~"

"Meow, forget it, just create a few more"

While murmuring, he stretched and took a long slumber, then licked his paws and rubbed his furry hair twice. After he felt comfortable all over, he stretched out his paws and scratched, then directly grab a small box. Upon opening the box, there were several small fish-biscuits inside.

These are no ordinary little fish biscuits, each one is emitting a soft light. If there are top experts here, they will recognize that they are pure concentrations of various types of energies.

The white fish biscuits were condensed with luck, dark blue fish biscuits condensed with cosmic power, and other biscuits condensed with various powers such as the power of hell.

Each piece is infinitely concentrated, tempered, and then manufactured... To be little fish biscuits?

He randomly grabbed a piece of small fish biscuit from the box and brought it to his mouth, blew on the small fish biscuit, and then turned serious. Who knows why an expression that could make a Jojo character proud could be seen on a cat's face.

In short, It recited the mantra very seriously and silently.

If you listen carefully, the so-called mantra is probably...

"Cookie, cookie, as a mature cookie, you should learn to make more cookies yourself, meow, that's it!"

After doing this, he scattered it casually, and the small fish biscuit split into dozens of streams of light in mid-air and disappeared into the void.

He grabbed a handful of biscuits from the small box, stuffed them into his mouth, and bulged up the corners of his mouth like a fat bun. He chewed them happily.

Lu Ming's face was a little solemn, and the task was completed very smoothly. After several scares from him, the other party truly believed that Lu Ming could hurt it, and with the threat of its existence on the line it took what was needed out of the host's body.

But the problem is that the thing that was taken out, which was suspected to be a system, made Lu Ming feel a little heavy.

According to his guess, a system is probably a collection of certain laws, or some kind of metamaterial.

But this is not the case. The shape of this system is very strange, a bit like an inverted V shape. Not only that, there are also some strange lines on it.

"What on earth is this? It feels vaguely familiar and weird!"

Silence, long silence.

It stands to reason that he should have never seen this kind of system, otherwise it would be impossible to use some small means to completely remove this thing from the host. But, what is this inexplicable feeling of familiarity?

"It looks like it's part of something."

Lu Ming's expression became more solemn, and some individuals formed a strange system. The level of this thing in its complete period was probably extremely shocking.

"What exactly is it? Is this strange sense of familiarity some kind of induction rule?"

At this moment, a clanging sound sounded.

"Come in!"

Lu Ming's expression returned to his role and he said indifferently.

Not long after, the door was pushed open and a pretty little maid walked in.

Lu Ming only glanced at the other person and then diverted his attention. This person was familiar to him. She was the Ice Emperor's personal maid.

At this time, the Ice Emperor's personal maid was holding a large plate in her hand, with some bowls, pots and other things on it.

The little maid smiled coquettishly, and her face, which was not yet mature, actually showed a bit of strange charm.

"Sir, the Emperor sent me to bring you some food. You can see if it suits your taste. If not, have it remade immediately.

"Put it down and get out!" Lu Ming still had the same indifferent attitude.

The little maid didn't seem to care, as if she had already adapted to this attitude. She smiled brightly, put the things in front of Lu Ming, and then quietly retreated.

It stands to reason that after reaching a certain level of life, there is no need for so-called eating. However, even the emperor often does not refuse food completely. For some its because they like the taste of the food. Another reason is that certain special ingredients can be used to make food. The effect is comparable to that of elixirs. Isn't it delicious to be able to enjoy delicious food and grow at the same time?

Lu Ming didn't refuse food completely. It wasn't because he cared about the special energy. It was simply because he couldn't eat anything in the Infernal Prison and he wanted to eat now. That was all. No other reason was needed.

With a wave of his hand, all the lids of the bowls and pots flew out, and suddenly, a strong fragrance hit his face.

Lu Ming, who originally wanted to take a few bites, glanced at the many dishes casually.

"Huh?"

His eyes returned to one of the fishes, and he hesitated for a while.

The mysterious system he obtained before returned to Lu Ming's hands. Lu Ming looked at the fish, then at the system in his hand, then at the fish, then at the system.

Then, his expression became a little stiff?

He slowly picked up the system, put it at an angle with the tail of the fish in the bowl, and finally, completely overlapped it?

Silence, deathly silence~~

One second, two seconds...

It's not know how much time has passed but Lu Ming put away the so-called 'system' expressionlessly.

"Illusion, it's all an illusion~~"

Fish tail or something, take this damn possibility out of your head and seal it completely.

He, a great deceiver, who manipulates countless creatures at the palm of his hand, would never be able to study a fish tail for such a long time, absolutely!!

Collect...no, throw it directly into the chat group. It's better to let the chat group deal with this kind of rubbish. He doesn't want to deal with it now, not at all.

He didn't even look at the so-called chat group rewards. He didn't want to look at anything now.

Close your eyes and think about nothing, not even a single thought.

Couldn't update coz work reasons so Yh, here's the 2 missed chappies

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