"My Lord..?" One of Hades Advisor (A vampire) said as he found out his lord was in his study instead of staying at Olympus for one more day.
"Ah! Here you are Finn, come here and give me some advise!" Hades said happily as he held out a paper.
Finn walked over and read what the paper said.
"Option 1. Kill Zeus and every dickhead
Option 2. Cut off Zeus D***
Option 3. Torture Aphrodite and Zeus
Option 4. Make Zeus a homeless man
Option 5. Overthrow Zeus…" Finn read it out loud.
"My Lord-"
"No, I decided I will Murder that piece of shit!" Hades cut in.
"Umm My L-"
"And also I will make that bitch a mortal and gets f*cked hard by everyone. AND I MEAN EVERYONE" Hades interrupted him again.
"MY LORD! YOU CANNOT DO THAT FOR GODS SAKE" Finn screamed in horror.
Hades just looked at him, "why?"
"BECAUSE THE OTHER OLYMPIANS MIGHT TRY AND KILL YOU!" Finn screamed.
"DAMN MY EARS HURT YOU DUMB VAMPIRE!!"
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~A Few Days Later~
"Now I'm curious, why didn't you kill Zeus on the spot when he said that?" Nyx asked.
"Hah, if I done that then there will be war and I am to lazy for that sh*t. Also if I don't I can use this excuse to hurt or kill Zeus so I won't get called a demon." Hades chuckled.
Nyx just looked at him, "aren't you a demon though?"
"Hey shut up!" Hades snapped, Nyx rolled her eyes and flashed away.
"Ahh I got the perfect plan." Hades murmured to himself like a crazy God.
A/N: WHAT A PLOT TWIST 🧍♀️ HADES MARRY ME
And Chapter is short I know, BUT had 3 updates so 😃