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I am Vardy

https://ko-fi.com/salted_fish If you are interested there are 30 Advance chapters now available on my patreon - https://www.patreon.com/Salted_Fish ♦ NOTE - THIS STORY' CONTAIN FOLLOWING THINGS- ♦ FOOTBALL ✔️ ♦ SYSTEM ✔️ ♦ FUNNY CHARACTERS ✔️ ♦ HORNY CHARACTERS ✔️ ♦ ILLOGICAL STORYLINE ✔️ ♦ STUPID ✔️ ♦ HAREM ✔️ ♦ NONSENSICAL WISH FULFILMENT PLOT ✔️ ♦ DO NOT READ THIS NOVEL IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH POINTS MENTIONED ABOVE ♦ WILL DELETE ANY NONSENSICAL REVIEWS. ♦ NOVEL COPYRIGHT DOESN'T BELONGS TO ME ♦ UPDATE SCHEDULE - 7 CHAPTER PER WEEK. ♦ STATUS - Complete ♦ Tags : Affair, Aggressive Characters, Appearance Changes, Average-looking Protagonist, BDSM, Business Management, Businessmen, Celebrities, Charismatic Protagonist, Cheats, Comedic Undertone, Easy Going Life, Family, Football, Forgetful Protagonist, Game Elements, Hard-Working Protagonist, Male Protagonist, Models, Past Plays a Big Role, Playboys, Polygamy, Quick Transmigration, Soccer, System, Threesome, ♦ SYNOPSIS - (This is a Translation Work) System: My goal is not to train the best stars on the planet, but to train the most funny players Vardy: Can I scold others? System: No Vardy: %¥#@#¥%@ Teasing Task: Please complete the process of “Thinking about Life” twice in the match with Real Madrid Vardy: I am a football superstar, Not a comedian!

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Chapter 2: Superstar teasing system

Just after Vardy digested the exaggerated fact of passing through, it was followed by the sudden appearance of the golden finger,; although the location of the bathroom may not be suitable for a solemn inheritance, who cares!

[Ding: The Superstar teasing system is successfully bound!]

An electronically synthesized voice rang in Vardy's mind.

Since the crossings have happened, there is nothing to be fussed about the Golden Finger, so Vardy looks calm.

[Ding: During the host's body and technical transformation, please do not interrupt... Do not interrupt... or..at your own risk...]

It was a magical feeling. Vardy feels itchy all over, as if ten thousand ants were biting him. but it doesn't feel painful at all.

Passively accepting all this, Vardy's tough nerves played a huge role; otherwise, he would have been scared silly by now.

[The transformation is complete, host please try the trial version!]

[System task: Enter the youth training camp of a giant team.]

[Mission Reward: Offensive Feature-Super Substitute (Lv1).]

[Warning: If the task cannot be completed within one month, the system will automatically leave the host and look for the next target to bind!]

A series of system prompts "dinged" in his mind. After a closer look, Vardy was a little confused. The system means that the system is not yet his own; only a trial version. He has to complete the first task. to bind it completely?

And what does this "teasing" system mean?

Obviously, Vardy has not yet realized the seriousness of this problem and was simply immersed in the excitement of having a system; maybe he will not be so optimistic when the teasing system is fully demonstrated in front of him!

...

My body and technique have been strengthened. Although I don't know what level I have reached.

I have to join a youth training camp of the giant level like professional players. Although it is not difficult to go there. It should be noted that the task has a time limit.

Although he really wanted to examine the system, he considered that he seemed to have been in the bathroom for a long time, and that he should go out.

With an uncertain expression, Vardy returned to the bench. At this point, he already knew that the club he is now at is the starting place for Vardy's career in his previous life-Stocksbridge Park Steels; he has just been raised to the first team from the team's youth training camp, and can receive a weekly salary of 30 pounds per month. but so far, he has not played on behalf of the team.

This game is a warm-up match. The opponent is not a concern for Vardy. With the current strength of the team, they will never find a professional league opponent to warm up, even if it is only a professional team in the fourth league.

"It's taken you this long time to shit, God knows if you have another meal inside!" Said his teammate who just said that he was dumped by the girl. He also used his hand to match his statement. Fanning near his nose, as if Vardy really smelled.

In Vardy's memory, this guy was called David, and he was his friend at the youth camp. The two entered the first team together, but the difference is that Vardy is a forward, David is a defender, and the two are hard to brother. , Both are fringe figures of the first team and have not yet had a chance to play.

Lowering his mouth, Vardy said carelessly: "Well, it tastes good, the viscosity was moderate, at least it proves that I have no constipation!"

David turned around and vomited. He felt a little difficult to parry Vardy's words.

Finally, David watched the situation on the court and said: "The team's strength is really not good, the striker has no sight, the defender will only rely on his body, plus the strength of the opponent is not strong, otherwise it won't be long before the defense broke down!"

But his words did not get a response from Vardy, because he was thinking about how to complete the task released by the system!

Although according to historical developments, Vardy will change from a grassroots to a Superstar, you have to know that at that time. Vardy was already 30 years old and had already passed the best age, plus this was now his own life; why should he follow someone else's lead?

Since there is help from the system, although he doesn't know how strong the system is, at least for now, it can help him to get to the top of his life.

Isn't my past life always looking forward to a be a star in his life? Now, there will be a new superstar in the future!

Of course, the premise is that he can complete the system novice task; otherwise, if the system gets away from him, then he can only continue to survive like Vardy in the previous life, which is not what he wants.

"System, are you there? What is the definition of a giant?" Vardy communicates with the system in his mind.

After all, he must know himself; if there is a chance to shoot, then he will be more confident to complete the task.

The name of the giants has actually been used badly; after all, even a top-level team from league one can also be called a giant, so Vardy must first understand the definition of giants.

If you struggled into a big club but were finally told by the system that this club is not a giant, then what can he do!

[The giants are defined by their heritage and achievements. At present, there are only two giants and one quasi-giants team in England. The giants are Manchester United and Liverpool. The quasi-giants are Arsenal. Enter the youth training camps of these three clubs, and the task is completed. The host can also enter the giants of other leagues]

The system's answer was In the expectation of Vardy, Manchester United, and Liverpool are undoubtedly the two most successful clubs in the history of England: and Arsenal just won the league championship.

As for Chelsea, not mentioned in the system, sorry, Mourinho has not yet taken office, and there is nothing worth the money!

That is to say, if Vardy wants to complete the task, he can only join the youth training camp of the three giant clubs, otherwise, the system will say goodbye to him.

Vardy, who was in deep thought, did not know that at this time, a scout was sitting on the side of the game. He was still entangled in whether to go to Manchester United or Arsenal's youth training camp for training!

"Damn, did you all put your energy on the belly of the woman, bastards, if this game is lost, you have to go back and do all the physical training for me!" The head coach had turned into a roaring monarch and was spitting out saliva on the sidelines. The Stocksbridge team players on the field couldn't help but shrink their necks.

No way, their strength is not as good as others, is it not normal to defend being scored, but the coach just looks like he can't afford to lose, does the opponent's coach sleep his wife last night? Otherwise, how could he have this cynical look!

David next to Vardy, couldn't help but stab Vardy with his hand and whispered into his ear: "Your chance is here. The team's stupid forward has no effect, and is just being a decoration on the court!"

Vardy looked at the stadium, subconsciously, observed for a while, and found that, as David said, the team was behind. but was still suppressed because of poor strength, and couldn't fight back, and a slow high center was in the counterattack. Actually, even he did do much.

Then, it depends on whether the head coach will let himself play!