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Life 33: The Byakko Style and The Suzaku Style

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"Go... F*CK YOURSELF, BUB!!"

'Thanks for the phrase, Howlett!'

And then like a lunatic Yamcha dropped his Yin-Yang Sokidan with one hand whilst his other hand had a round shield on it.

As it began to engulf every demon in sight and flushing every demon to hell especially King Piccolo like he was some super diarrhoea- Yamcha flushed him down the drain.

But just as he waited, Piccolo released an Egg from his mouth and before he could imbue his evil tendencies on it Yamcha took it and charged the egg with his own Ki and finally one inch punched Piccolo's Brain off.

As his head exploded into a million pieces, like a ripe watermelon on the sun.

This completely evaporated King Piccolo and his cronies until all that was left were, Yamcha and Piccolo Jr still within his egg and not yet awakened.

Hurrying to Kami's Lookout, he saw that five figures were there, and they were Goku, Krillin, Popo, Kami and "Bulma-!"

But before he could even move closer Bulma appeared out of nowhere and gave him a hard slap on his face.

"... SLAAPPP!!"

This caused the surroundings to go slightly windy due to the blow Yamcha received however, soon a shriek was heard.

"AARRGGHH!!"

And the sounds of bone-cracking emanated from there as well.

"... CRACCKK!!"

The pain caused Bulma to fall to the ground as she stared at her bent arm in horror and frustration.

Just what was the bastard made of that he caused her hand to break instantly on impact.

"You better not leave again- or else... And- my hand hurts!"

"Why you gotta be so dumb- Mr Popo can you give Bulma here a Senƶu Bean- please. I hope it also fixes up her idiocy."

"You-- How dare you... Ouch, that hurts- Yamcha- You Bastard!"

"Madame, just take the bean and calm down- and don't call me Bastard my name's not Guts or Duckbutt- it's Lord Yamcha for Kami's Sake!"

Hearing this Kami reprimanded him as he gave him a quick tap on the shoulder.

"Yamcha don't use the lord's name in vain- you hear me!"

"Yeah- yeah, Jii-chan- now here take the egg, it's the Complete Reincarnation of Piccolo Daimao before he could give it all his negative memories and experiences I took it away-

So, in essence, this child will grow up to be an incredible prodigy whether by himself or by the training of someone- especially someone as ideal as you Jii-chan."

"Very well then if that is your wish you'll have to comply with mine now Son- you know that my life's coming to an end.

I mean look at me I'm struggling to even walk without this damn cane and my back is aching so much- I need lumbar support.

But I've still gone through everything for each one of you- I've let Goku and Krillin both train in the Hyperbolic Timechamber and have personally educated them in refining their Martial Arts-

I also sent you away to learn some techniques while in another realm and to strengthen your body to keep both your mind, body and soul in sync.

Yamcha it's time for you to agree on your end of the deal, it's time to become the Guardian of Earth- Let's go..."

But at this point, the now healed bluenette, Interjected into the conversation-

"What do you mean it's time for him to become Guardian?

He won't become jackshit until you explain to me what you mean, and if this son of a gun runs away again-

I swear I will chase him to the ends of the universe."

At this point, both Kami and Yamcha- became somewhat scared after the declaration of the blue-haired warrior and scientist.

Causing them to sweat somewhat before the old man gave a nervous laugh.

"Oh well you see Bulma, daughter of Dr Briefs, Yamcha was chosen long ago to become the Guardian of Earth-

The protector and preserver of Earth- It means to help save endangered species, wildlife, metropolis', people and many other things."

"This is incredibly important and has been done since ancient times-

When Martial Artists were abundant within this world unlike now where only certain few hermits still live."

"He will preserve each and every living being upon this planet and will oversee all the threats and stop them with his allies."

"And don't worry he can still go down to the earth realm if he wishes to anytime he wants- and lastly if you want you too can live here with him married."

Saying this Kami's head began to throb in annoyance as he seemed to want to just go bed what with all the ruckus being caused by his disciples.

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-A Few Months Later, Papaya Island, the 22nd Tenkaichi Budokai:-

As the event neared it's beginning four hooded figures made their way into the island seemingly not knowing each other the four were on guard.

But from one of the hoods, a strand of blonde hair poked out while the figure next to him possessed a reddish-brown headband.

The two were of equal height but the way they moved gave away their strength and speed-

And behind them were the other two one was big the other was small and seemed to be floating as a hint of pale white skin showed through the hood.

As this scene happened just above them near the entrance was the Dragon Team as all of them were ready, dressed in dark blue suits with a soft hat on top.

And as Master Roshi led the way he turned back nonchalantly as he noted the four hooded figures with a small smile forming near his white beard.

'Oh- I sense that old fool Shen's Ki on two of them while the other two give off Goken's Ki- Clearly the four are from the Suzaku Style Martial School and the Byakko Style Martial School respectively.'

'And oh I sense deep strength within them- But then again they also possess hints of darkness emanating from their very hearts buried deep within.

Just like Piccolo the master of the dark arts of the Dark Hado! Just who are they?'

Yamcha seeing that his master wasn't up to any of his perverted antics quickly questioned the old man as the old man merely started laughing as he said:

"Oh my boy I'm merely feeling under the weather it's obvious age has caught up to me..."

"But Master don't you have Immortality and Eternal Vitality?"

Hearing this Roshi sweatdropped as he forgot of his various traits that he'd possessed before merely saying:

"Huh... Oh yeah- Anyway let's hurry up Yamcha I wish to see just what level you've reached and how much you've Improved-

I want to see whether you are your own master yet..."

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'How long has it been since I've talked to Shen and Goken-

It's been over three centuries-

Since the devil killed Master Mutaito-and Master Ookami.'

'After that Shen's heart was filled with ripples of darkness creating the Silent Fist of the Vermilion Bird Martial School-

But Shen was lucky that only a fragment of darkness engulfed him as when compared to Gouki he was lucky-

Gouki had been engulfed by the darkness as he witnessed Master dying-

He realised that with only darkness can one truly be strong after witnessing Piccolo's Yin element forming into power.'

'Seeing that as inspiration Gouki turned to the dark side as he began his quest of power killing anything that entered his path.'

"And speak of the devil-"

As Roshi said this suddenly a red-headed figure with dark skin landed onto the tournament grounds as he looked over at Roshi with a smirk before he began to walk into the inner tournament grounds where the preliminaries took place.

"Long time no see, Brother..."

Said a low pitched voice as the sound was inputted in only Roshi's mind- through telepathy.

'Gouki? What are you doing here!'

'Oh, it's nothing- just here to seek some challenge.

After all with a Ki as large as that obviously, I'd come for the being possessing such power- Your disciple I presume?!'

'I can feel some negative energy within him matching my own Satsui No Hado-

Yet I can sense Goken's Mu No Ken within him as well-

As if he can coexist with both Yin and Yang and sensing such great power when Piccolo Daimao returned alerted me that a prodigy such as him existed.'

'But brother, be careful the one with the palm tree styled hair possesses great darkness within his heart.

As if on pure instinct as if born with such murderous mindless monstrous energy.

His very soul gives off the attributes of war and chaos as if he's the incarnation of destruction and darkness...'

'Gouki you dare! Poison my disciples with your toxic poisonous evil power-

Then I will no longer be lenient and turn a blindside to you desecrating our Masters legacy turning the Ansatsu No Ken into pure murderous intent-

You've truly successfully changed Gouki- no your too evil to call you as Gouki my dead brother from now onwards you will be known only as Akuma the devil!!'

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The preliminaries like usual weren't much as by the time it took to light some incense the 8 finalists were revealed-

The names weren't of much surprise when compared to last year's exciting and adrenaline-pumping battles.

With a boom and bang, all the preliminaries were done-

However, the four hooded figures and the redhead had incredible strength as all they did to win their battles was breathe.

Yes, just their breath was enough to cause an intense shockwave to form before their opponents landed onto the floors with no idea how they got there.

And the redhead clearly possessed incredible strength however he reeked incredibly of the Yin element or more like negative energy as each movement he caused released an ode of murderous intent-everywhere.

While the ones with the hoods possessed the Yang element as they seemed to emit light in their movements as if completely fighting on only Instinct.

I'd never witnessed Ultra Instinct first hand however the light they emanated was almost like a taste of that Technique the Technique of self-movement and mastery of one's anatomy.

• Yamcha of the Urutora Rogafufuken Style Battle Power Rank: I Class (Suppressed)

• Goku of the Dai Saru No Ken Style Battle Power Rank: I Class (Suppressed)

• Bulma of the Turtle Fist Style Battle Power Rank: I Class (Suppressed)

• Krillin of the Turtle Fist Style Battle Power Rank: I Class (Suppressed)

• Ken of the Ansatsu No Ken Style Battle Power Rank: I Class (Suppressed)

• Akuma of the Satsui No Hado Style Battle Power Rank: I Class (Suppressed)

• Tenshinhan of the Silent Fist Style Battle Power Rank: I Class (Suppressed)

• Ryu of the Ansatsu No Ken Battle Power Rank: I Class (Suppressed)

Surprisingly Master hadn't participated this year as he wished to see each of our progress and see just how much we've truly grown within this timeframe.

However, he cautioned us all to be careful when fighting against the newcomers as- if he thought they could actually hurt us, but I still kept my guard up-

I didn't want to lose control of myself and fail no I was prepared to truly experience my growth and so I kept my guard up.

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I've created a ranking class list as Power levels with numbers cause me headaches.

Here are some of the rankings if you wish to know what level each character is on:

K Class- 10 - 100

J Class- 100 - 260

I Class- 260 - 500