Life 17: The Timelines a Little Wonky

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After the tournament was over, I first went to the land of the cursed blood rubies.

Where King Gurumes was reigning the country like a tyrannical dictator, due to him gaining too much of a liking to food.

Yes this desire to eat new and better things everyday caused him to go insane and he began to ravage his countries lands by creating multiple holes in the ground causing the country to look like it was ruled by moles.

It seems that he had collected most of the Dragon Balls this time.

And his henchmen who did this was a red-haired beauty called Raven.

Though he didn't bother with her and instead stole all the Dragon Balls.

It seems King Gurumes wanted to wish to have an endless amount of delicious food that varied every day, as to not bore him.

But the guy harmed a lot of innocents in his quest for nice food.

And I felt that I had to at least remove such a plague from this world, so I killed him with a few Ki-Blasts.

And the inhabitants there lived happily ever after, probably not but it wasn't my problem.

Since I'd collected all the Dragon Balls, I placed them into my Hoi-Poi Capsule, for safekeeping and so I wouldn't lose them.

The best thing about it was that the Hoi-Poi Capsules actually cancels out the frequency of the Dragon Balls (thanks to Bulma).

Meaning no crappy army would be chasing me around.

Yep and with the Rich Gems, I had made an engagement ring.

And on one knee I bowed while placing my ring up towards Bulma's hands.

"I love you, I can't think of anything else to say honestly Bulma, through our years together, you've been nothing but supportive as you even came along with me in my journey to become stronger, and I have no other words than to say, I love you, I'm sorry that I couldn't put a charm on it, but I infused it with my love for you!"

Hearing this the bluenette, started to cry as crystal clear tears formed in her eyes before she pulled me up and gave me a long and intense kiss.

After that, I slowly put the ring on her finger, as she brought it up to inspect it she saw a red lustrous smile on the scarlet ruby.

Yep and that's how I got engaged, but currently my timeline was in a bit of a mess as first of all the Red Ribbon Army didn't yet collect the Dragon Balls.

That's why it was in King Gurumes' hands, and so I didn't need to destroy the organisation.

I mean I'll leave it be as the only reason Cell and the others were made was because Goku destroyed the army as a child.

So I couldn't be bothered to deal with the army as I let it do what it wanted.

But no matter I'll still strive to be the strongest regardless.

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After my engagement, I had borrowed the Dragon Radar, as I collected all the Dragon Balls.

Once I had done this I headed towards Korin's Tower, not flying but running there.

Yes you are not hearing wrong I ran across the whole world to go to Korin's Tower, you may call me stupid and retarded.

The reason I did this was that I wanted to increase my endurance within Battle.

As my endurance was kinda low and I couldn't force my body to adapt to strenuous situations so that is why I ran across the whole world.

And when I arrived I saw a large number of tents near me.

With adults and teenagers quite bulky with tribal markings all over them.

They looked pretty cool I'm not gonna lie about that.

So I asked one kid next to me about Korin's Tower and he said.

"The legend is that anyone who can climb to the top will be given sacred water that will greatly increase their power!"

Hearing this my eyes perked up, I couldn't wait to drink the Ultra Divine Water.

As I made my way up, suddenly a big man about my build stopped me saying.

"Wait, my name is Bora and that tree you see before you is the gateway to the hermit.

Korin and only those who are strong enough and worthy are able to climb it, just give up Kid you won't be able to do it!"

Hearing this, I understood what Bora was saying.

I'm sure plenty of people had died trying to climb up this damn "tree, what do you mean, Bora!"

"Well stranger, Korin's Tower is not actually a tower but a tree that still remains alive; thanks to my Karinga tribe inlaying stone plates onto the tree.

Which grows every 10 years, it has become the Korin Tower known today, my ancestor Iko started this after he killed the Mothman inhabiting these lands!"

'Wait Korin's Tower a tree, and it was started by Iko the Karinga tribe ancestor.

I didn't even know this, man this is amazing and it also grows every ten years meaning that to grow like this for so long.

Korin's Tower and Kami's Lookout must be within an outside world, where it's still in our world.

But to access it you need to go into a different dimension, or else the Lookout would've been in space due to how tall the tree gets.'