Life 11: Chosen Are The Battles!!

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After the announcement was for the beginning of the tournament was done we all headed into the main Budo Temple and got on our tails was Jackie Chun.

As his face was slightly red, as he had changed too quickly.

But as soon as he came in he went to Bulma saying.

"You're a contest too my lady, I'll let you win if you give me some Mofu-Mofu?"

"What did you say, old man!"

After that Bulma seemingly got a hammer out of nowhere and slammed it on Jackie Chun's head.

Causing him to fall to the ground in pain with a bump on his head.

"So who do you think is gonna be the most dangerous out of these enemies- Yamcha!"

"Well personally I think it'll be Jackie Chun, I mean he's old like master but his age probably reflects experience as a martial artist.

Not to mention how he was untouchable in the preliminaries!"

"Well I guess, but I think it's gonna be either Nam or you!"

"Aww, that's kind of you Krillin, but honestly I don't think I'll win this time-...!"

"Gahahaha!! Outta the way punks!"

"... DZOOON!!"

"... DZOOON!!"

And out of nowhere Bacterian appeared with his horrible stench causing Goku to fall to the ground.

"Ugh, That Stench Though!"

"Just who is that guy- Yamcha!"

"Oh Krillin, That's Bacterian the guy who's never taken a bath in his life after being born.

Don't worry he only smells bad his strength isn't up to par at all."

"So his weapon is stench- and he's not physically that strong!"

"Damn Daniel, that smells making my nose burn off!"

"The instant someone smells that stench they unconsciously cover up their nose with their hand.

And so he attacks by rendering his opponents hands useless!"

After that, a blonde-haired young man came in seemingly he was at the age of 17-19.

The announcer he had some cool shades on before he said:

"Hello, Participants please gather yourselves up.

Ugh damn that smells too much contestant behind me please step back a bit further- 10 meters will do thank you!"

"... POOOM!!"

Was the noise when Bacterian had let out a deadly methane filled bomb- blasting everyone's noses to cloud nine.

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"Now then, in order to determine the order of the battles as quickly as possible.

We'll be doing a lottery that goes from 1-8, once your name is called please come up and collect your number!"

(Quarter-Finals Matches:

Four Matches

[1 Versus 2][3 Versus 4]

[5 Versus 6][7 Versus 8]

Semi-Finals Matches:

Two Matches

Finals:

One Match)

But before he could carry on Jackie Chun had come in front of him while grabbing Bulma's shoulders.

"Ahh, excuse me but can I fight this lady first!"

"Umm, let's not be selfish here- everyone will get their turn fair and unbiasedly."

"Okay then, time to call the names out now Umm first is, Namu-san!"

"Please call me Nam- not Namu, just Nam!"

And as he came up drawing the number he saw.

"Ahh, it's number six for me!"

"Yes Nam-san, it seems you'll be within Battle number three."

"Next is the Kaiju Giran-San!"

"Oh, What match am I announcer-san!"

"You will be number #8 and in Battle Number four!"

"Bacterian-san, you will be Number #2 in Battle Number one!"

"Gehehe!"

Next, it was me as the announcer said.

"Contestant Okami, you will be in Battle Number two, and you are Number #3!"

You may be thinking why I was called Okami, well it was because since I had inherited Master Mutaito's Brother's inheritance.

And customised and made it better I deserved the name Okami, and it was also because if I wanted a dojo in the future I could be called Mr Wolf (Okami-san) like Mr Satan.

"Contestant Krillin will be against Bacterian!"

"Umm Mago Gosora-san will be Number seven-!"

"....."

"Wait where's Mago Gosora-san, that's strange there are eight people here!"

Hearing this I knew he had misread the kanji of Son Goku:

"Umm- Announcer-san do you mean Son Goku-san!"

Hearing this the guy became embarrassed it seems it was his first tournament and said.

"Yep yep, Son Goku will be Number seven!"

And Bulma will be Number 6 facing Nam, while Jackie Chun will face Yamcha.

(Four Matches

[Human Sh*t Bacterian Vs No-Nose Kuririn]

[Jackie Chun Vs Okami Yamcha]

[Brutal Nam Vs Bulma The Blooma]

[Son Gorilla Goku Vs Kaiju Giran]

These are the Matches)

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"All the battles have now been decided, the battle will each be one round with no time limit! If you fall off of the stage or the stadium or say anything like, 'I give up' you will lose!"

"However poking the eyes or harming any delicates are not allowed!"

"What's a delicate announcer-san!"

"Forgive my unrefined way of speech, but it means your Balls.

Anyway, the tournament will soon begin so please wait here until you are called out!"

After this Goku tugged at his shirt, "when's lunch then Announcer-san!"

"Eh, you eat right before you fight, should you eat after your fight!"

"Quit yapping cause I'm eating!"

"Could you lead him to the dining room"

"You coming Krillin, Yamcha!"

"Nah I'm so nervous I won't be able to keep anything down Goku!"

"I'm fine Goku I have my match with Jackie Chun and I need to get ready!"