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I'm a Walking Disaster With My Unwanted Virginity

[Warning Mature content!] Yes, that's the title, get over it! When a meteor crashed on earth a century ago, it gave birth to a new age. The age of mutants with superpowers. Now, a young boy- Helio, gets into high school to pursue his dreams. But can he focus on studies despite being the 2nd epicenter of attention? And why does a certain someone want to kill him on the very first day? It all changes when a man cloaked in black attacks the school and things happen. (Yup, things happen.) First saucy chapter (96) Chapter size= 1.5~1.8k (mostly) Present tense is internal monologue and some of the powers aren't based on science and just pure fantasy, so don't complain, please. follow me on Twitter @nr_yet insta @nr_yet1208 discord Nr_Yet1208#7114 Server https://discord.gg/FUzyEwmZmj Everything is just fiction and for entertainment.

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Boom!

Five times. 

And by the sixth, I was dry and kind of questioning the meaning of life. 

And just after that, instead of going to bed, I had to spend thirty minutes in the bathroom, dispensing all the chocolate milk I'd ever consumed. 

'Shit.'

Shit indeed.

Technically the wedding day was over after midnight, so I guess my luck had run out. 

"Ouch, ow, ow!" Oh, it hurt.

It hurt bad. 

And it burned too. 

I could feel my intestines, and I could also not feel them at the same time….

Indescribable. 

'I'm never drinking again…'

Suffice to say, just questioning the meaning of life wasn't enough. I had to question the meaning of the universe. 

***

Argh!

Who knew waking up could be such a pain?

My head hurt. 

My stomach hurt. 

And my crotch also hurt. 

I was basically bare, and so was Marg. She was under the blanket but I could pretty much see everything.