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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

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Chapter 397: The City Falls! Only Death Awaits!_3

"Roar!"

Behind the crowd, a massive black and yellow bear, roughly ten meters tall, suddenly lifted its limbs. A great deal of earthy yellow light converged in its paws before it ferociously slammed them down onto the ground.

Atop the bear's back, Xiong Pi, who was participating in the strife of the Ten Great Hidden Dragons, also placed his hands directly on the Earth Bear's head.

"Earth Shatter!"

"Boom!"

"Boom boom boom...!"

Great shockwaves exploded from the ground, instantly trapping hundreds of otherworldly enemies in the midst of the earthquake.

At the same time, a large amount of magical Power gathered, and beneath the fractured earth, suddenly, hundreds of spikes burst forth, skewering these otherworldly enemies like candied hawthorns!

"Contract Summon: Flame Demon!"

In the midst of battle, Cao Jue made a hand seal, and a huge dark red glow appeared. A towering figure, seven to eight meters tall and with a body ablaze with fierce flames, emerged from the magic circle.