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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

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Chapter 103: Invading Different Races! News of Zhao Yunxiao?

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"The Inferior Tribe? Radiation Island?"

Zheng Cheng asked, somewhat puzzled. He had never heard of this alien race or planet.

"The so-called Inferior Tribe is actually our term for them," Li Jiao explained. "They call themselves 'evolved humans' or 'radiated humans,' and originally, they were just ordinary humans like us from Blue Star."

"Legend has it that their technology surpassed ours on Blue Star a thousand years ago, but they too were invaded by aliens."

"One nation, facing the risk of extinction, chose to align with the aliens and willingly became their tools."

"During the final battle between the natives of this planet and the aliens, the people of this nation detonated 5,000 high-yield nuclear bombs at the bottom of the sea behind the human lines, unleashing a monstrous tsunami that swept away countless humans and aliens."

"In that war, humanity was annihilated."