Warning: Because of Hisoka's viewpoint, this chapter will be gay.
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POV HISOKA:
After failing the hunter exam last year when I got bored and killed the proctor, I made the decision to retake it this year.
I was more excited about the advantages of being a hunter with a hunter's card than anything else it could bring me because I was a wealthy man who had already resided in a lavish tower for most of the year. I didn't have any other interests besides those benefits.
I had only recently exited the elevator. Slowly, the cowardly eyes of last year's weak and uninteresting candidates turned to me. A few people who were further into the tunnel moved back a safe distance.
Inside, my lips formed a mocking smile as I laughed at their pointless reactions. Illumi, who was disguised next to me, then whispered quietly, his voice muffled by some of his Zetsu.
"Hisoka, who is the little boy next to the white-haired one? He doesn't have an aura, but he's anything but ordinary... He couldn't have taken part and failed last year. You would have certainly noticed. I've never seen a kid with such a strong physique who doesn't know nen..."
"Who?" I silently replied to him and looked where he was staring.
I first noticed the child with white hair... He appeared to be talented, and I suddenly realized who he was...
Inside, I smirked...
Illumi was playing me for a fool and attempting to dupe me, but I had already researched his family. I knew it was his brother... I had no idea why he was here. There had to be a reason Illumi didn't want to tell me...
Given my interests, it was most likely a good one...
The child appeared to be a future great fruit that I could harvest one day, but now was not the time to test him with the insane man next to me.
I then noticed the other dark-haired child with spiky hair he was referring to. He was standing next to Illumi's brother.
I suddenly noticed that one... this magnificent jewel, and my eyes widened dramatically. I was so enthralled in the brawling and wrestling lust that I almost peed white cream in my pants...
It made me completely blind. I almost missed the fact that my favorite sex partner, whom I had fucked in the butt the night before, was standing right next to me because I was suddenly so oblivious to everything else around me.
In his eyes, I was his boyfriend. But I didn't think it would work because I wasn't gay all year. He was such a good fuck however that I didn't know how and didn't have the guts to tell him this…
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POV GON:
As soon as Hisoka's predatory gaze landed on me, I felt an uneasy sensation. I didn't try to avoid his gaze because I knew it would happen and it would be pointless to hide.
His Nen's senses were too acute to ignore me. His entire life revolved and was about preying on immature fruits he could destroy.
I was the next in line.
However, the gaze that fell on me was a little too gay and pedophile for my liking.
I wasn't gay, and I didn't like men.
This could become a problem…
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Some time eventually passed, minutes.
The majority of the candidates were still absent, as was Satotz, the examiner.
I suddenly remembered something I had forgotten after Hisoka had forgotten about me.
I wasn't as intelligent as him, so I couldn't be a sociopath with perfect reasoning.
I was more of a free-spirited and psychotic type. I was considering stealing this talent from him if I could con him...
That's when I began walking toward the elevator and said. "I'll be right back, guys; I just realized I had something to do."
"Kurapika, come with me for a little while. We'll be there before it begins." As I was leaving, I told Kurapika.
Illumi was present. I wasn't concerned about leaving Killua near Hisoka for obvious reasons.
I was even less concerned about Leorio, who didn't deserve Hisoka's time.
"What are we going to do when the exam is about to begin?" Kurapika was perplexed and inquired. She'd been bored for a while, but she was naturally more inclined to wait than to take risks and leave for fun at this critical and unknown juncture.
"I'm going to teach us how to cook fish on a chopping board." I responded. "Somewhere in this hunter exam, there's a culinary pervert."
I knew how to cut fish far too well.
It was a different story when it came to cooking it with salty ingredients and sauces.
I didn't explain why to Kurapika. I also didn't tell her that we might be a little late.
It didn't matter, though. Even if the tunnel was closed, I and Severus were too quick and knew which way was the Milsy Wetlands. The tunnel was a perfectly straight line beneath ground.
We'd probably arrive before the candidates finished chasing after Satotz.
What about being disqualified because we didn't follow the others below the tunnel? I hadn't even considered this unlikely detail.
I was brazen enough to sneak my way to the second phase in case that happened.
If I had to fight Satotz to make this work, I would.
If I couldn't face a hunter without nen, I probably didn't deserve to be one.