Being Isekai! Yay~ Is what I originally thought

"Where am I?"

I asked looking around, everything here is so dark that make me wonder just what the heck is going on. As soon I asked a light that so hol-, screw that, it's blinding my eyes!!

"Young man, you're lucky because you will being reincarnate with one thing." [???]

A feminine voice said, her enchanting voice made me thinking of talking to Onee-san that's super beautiful. I nodded my head agreeing to this voice. Thinking back, ain't all isekai with op power sound interesting but it could tip balance in the world. While I don't care much about this world, since it IS NOT MY WORLD, but then after destroying world, where I will live?

"So, is keeping memory is thing I normally get or is one thing I get to bring?"

I asked the voice after the light started to wane bit, so that my eyes can adjust to this brightness. A white haired, red eyes, supple lips and light peach skin, not to forget a slender figure. This is a beauty, no lie.

"Yes."

"... Serious?"

"Yes."

"... Can't you exclude memory?"

"Nope."

"Please?"

"No."

My shoulder slumped down when heard this seemingly goddess who look like so kind and caring, is strict as my disciplinary teacher. No, that disciplinary teacher is male sorry to disappoint. I shook my head throwing away idea of prostrating.

"Since you have chosen memory of your past life. Enjoy your life."

The white haired beauty or maybe goddess waved her hand as a light appeared on my feet.

"FU**, TOO BRIGHT!!!"

Feeling air hitting me like crazy, my acrophobia came to me like a b*tch. my little brother shrink in fear from fall.

"WAAARRGGHHH!!!!"

After blink my eyes few times, I fell to ground, face kissing the ground. Feeling the pain in my nose, I rolled around in pain, while moaning in pain. I didn't forget to curse at the white beauty who teleport me like that.

"F*CK, You goddamn white B*tch!!!"

After a while, checking my body fine, I thought that there will be panel where I can see my status, but...

"Status!"

"...Huh? Status!"

My mind was boggled by the fact that I can't open status. No way, there is no way that I'm here with nothing but just my memory!? No, no, no way. Maybe I'm just not saying correct word! Taking a big breath....

"STATUS!!!"

"*GROWL*"

"THE HELL!?"

My body instantly froze when heard a growl from a predator beast. My heart beating like crazy. Oh Sh*t! Oh Sh*t! My instinct kicking in and adrenaline made me run faster than my usual. while running, I look back to see a huge tiger.

"This is not FUN AT ALL!!!"

Sweat kept pouring out of my body as I was gasping for air. I never thought this will be second time I run of my life after a pack of bulldogs chasing me. The distance was shorten drastically after my body started to feel heavier by seconds! F*ck Isekai protagonist! They don't understand me!

After run, jump and waltz into any bush I don't know, wounds appearing on my body every seconds, my clothes already shred to pieces leaving flabby stomach from my lazy time of past world. Then something sh*t happening, worth of saying that lady of misfortune is on my side today!

My step stop when I'm at cliff with this giant tiger at least 100cm height. In my mind was flashing a few of my life moment while thinking how stupid I am not learning anything except being half-assed doing things.

"*growl*"

Facing the tiger, my step moved bit by bit toward the cliff, because of it advancing toward me. Cursing everything I can at that b*tch who threw me here! Bracing my fear, I jumped out to be pounced by the big tiger. Feeling a pain of my left arm crushed, death from this height.

"F*CK! F*CK! F*CK! LETMEGO!!AAARRGGGHHHHH!!! My ARM!!!!!!!"

Tear ran down from my eyes as my body shuddered from terror born from this world. This is not the Isekai I thought of, this is not happy second life I'm starting. This is a hell difficulty of isekai.

This time, I truly learn what is Despair.

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[White haired goddess POV]

Hmm, another otherworlder soul? feeling the soul hovering as it turned into a man who is totally average, not fit at all, bit overweight, had a feeling of filthy things in his mind when saw me. I truly hate this man.

"Young man, you're lucky because you will being reincarnate with one thing."

Noticing that surprised face, I chuckled in disdain. you think I'm that care about you otherworlder when I can get a good loyal hero for myself without this piece of sh*t. Huh, truly ignorant, to think I would grant you power?

"So, is keeping memory is thing I normally get or is one thing I get to bring?"

When heard that voice then this man's inner voice, my anger started to boil, how dare you judge my body, you plebeian!

"Yes."

"... Serious?"

"Yes."

"... Can't you exclude memory?"

"Nope."

"Please?"

"No."

YOU GODDAMN OTHERWORLDER DARE TO ASK ME WHEN I'M ALREADY KIND TO TALK TO YOU!?! Moreover, YOU ARE SO ARROGANT TO NOT BOW TO GODDESS LIKE ME!? I dived into this bug's memory and his previous life. Yes, looks like my first impression is true so....

"Since you have chosen memory of your past life. Enjoy your life."

With the most angelic smile I can mustered, I summoned a white light. The trash curse at my power. Yup this man is no good that I want to throw this sh*t into a hell straight away but, the agreement to bring soul from Earth's God is not so funny to tear it easily. Good thing there isn't any God or Goddess cared about this simp.

"Please die, you piece of trash mob."

Then I remember that I need to take care of my hair and go to lake to enjoy after meeting this frustrating man.