I was minding my own business on the couch, playing Honkai Star Rail on my phone, surrounded by empty snack wrappers, when suddenly—*COUGH!* *COUGH!*—my phone suddenly fall into my mouth and I got choked to death. -Let’s be honest, that's the most lamest death one could ever achieve. Next thing I know, I wake up in a universe filled with way-too-advanced technology and colorful characters that look like they leaped straight out of a Anime episode. Is that pink-haired Anime girl March? Is that Stelle reaching into the bottom of the trash? -Wait, isn't this.. Great! I’m reincarnated into “Honkai Star Rail!” Just my luck! Instead of a warm, cozy afterlife, I’m stuck in a train that zooms across galaxies, battling monsters with names I can barely pronounce! Oh, and did I mention? I have become Uchiha Madara. Yeah, my Isekai power seems to be as him. But I don't mind! So there I am, a regular guy who now has to navigate the complexities of space travel, getting into galactic wars, and joining “the Astral Express." Every day is an adventure filled with epic battles, cosmic dilemmas, and my terrible sense of justice (AKA "the world shall know pain") which I can’t seem to turn down, even in the face of imminent danger. Will I rise to become the hero I never thought I could be, or will I just be the guy who gets everyone lost? Either way, buckle up; it’s about to get bumpy—not that I can drive Astral Express, of course.