Chapter 120: Lean Pou Noodles

Chuckling, I grabbed the menu off the table and started looking through it, searching for what kind of foods this place had other than the noodles they're famous for. I did happen to find some tasty-sounding dishes that seemed reasonably priced as well, though while doing so, I felt a foot gently press against my crotch, causing me to lower my menu and look at Michelle, who was doing the same.

Using [Heroes Gaze], I looked right through her menu and saw her faintly smirking, prompting me to look down through the table as I saw her dainty foot caressing my hardening member. Sighing to myself, I ignored her antics and continued looking through the menu, flipping to the special page, causing me to raise my eyebrows at how expensive the most famous dish was.

'Lean Pou Noodles cost ten silver!?' Exclaimed Alexander with widened eyes as he stared at the menu in disbelief before reaching into his jean jacket and grabbing his space pouch.

Looking through my space puch, I counted a total of forty-five silver, which may sound like a lot, but this is literally everything I have, not to mention we're running low on food, and I'm going to be forced to spend around ten silver cause I've got a freaking gluttonous Oni to feed at home.

'So, taking the grocery shopping I'll do in a few days, I've essentially got 35 silver, add together two Lean Pou Noodles, I'll have 15 silver, and although I doubt it, let's assume this table cost five silver. I will be left with ten silver at the end of this, and this is merely the start of the date; it's not even 11:00 o'clock yet! I'm going to be broke!' Thought Alexander with a pained expression as he looked at his space pouch before sighing in defeat.

It was pretty painful to know my hard work for the past few months was about to vanish after one date. Still, if I could make progress in somehow getting those pictures of me, this would be well worth it, especially considering there does exist a homeowners association where Yuki and I live. I've obviously done my research, and simply, from what I learned, I really need to get those pictures; if not, it's possible that I could kick Yuki out of her own home. Granted, it wouldn't be easy, and you'd need at least eighty-five percent of homeowners to agree, but still.

'Ugh, just thinking about that is stressing me out; stupid fucking homeowners association. How the hell can you forcefully kick someone out of their own home? Doesn't matter what world I'll go to, there will always be some annoying BS I've got to deal with.' Pondered Alexander with a scowl as he cursed under his breath while eyeing the rest of the menu, only to suddenly glance at Michelle, who was still busy teasing him with her foot.

Despite having lived here for some time, I still hadn't fixed my habits, so I still don't wear underwear, nor do I walk around with shoes; only when I'm wearing my armor will I wear boots. While pretending to look through the menu, I lifted my leg and touched Michelle's soft inner thigh, causing her body to subtly shiver as I watched her lower her menu and look at me, though I didn't bother to react. Once she put the menu back up, I moved my foot toward her womanly place. I felt my foot press up against something meaty and slightly moist while Michelle shivered more intensely.

Although Michelle has always been the one in charge, she wasn't that kind of woman; I could tell she was the kind of woman who liked to be led by her nose and told what to do; she was submissive, so if I played my cards, correctly, I just might be able to get my hands on those photos.

"Tch, annoying." Muttered Alexander with a slight frown as he 'accidentally' dropped his menu under the table, prompting him to go underneath.

Once I was underneath the table, I used this chance to surprise attack her as I rested my hands on her knees and spread apart her legs before lifting up her dress a little, only to be slightly taken aback when I noticed her underwear, as it looked totally normal compared to the bikini-like underwear she usually has. Either way, I leaned forward and gently used my tongue to lick Michelle's meaty lips, causing her body to tremble while I heard a soft moan escape her lips.

"A-Alexander? W-What are ~Ahh~ you d-doing? W-We're in public! W-What if we g-get ~Ahh~ caught!" Exclaimed Michelle in shame and embarrassment as she looked underneath the table, eyeing Alexander with a deep blush.

"Just be quiet; we'll be fine." Replied Alexander with an authoritative voice as he looked up at Michelle while he continued to please her womanhood through her underwear.

Although she was very hesitant, she did eventually nod and continued to act normal while keeping her muffled moans as quiet as possible while I gave her a cunnilingus. As much as I felt ashamed doing this with a married woman, I did quite like Michelle; with my eyes, I could tell she wasn't ever going to actually reveal my photos; it was all an act, though that didn't mean I trusted her with my photos, what if her husband, or worse, yet, Chloe got her hands on them? Despite our weird relationship, whenever Michelle wasn't actively blackmailing me, she was pretty chill, a great mother, and a good neighbor.

'Only problem, she is currently blackmailing me.' Mused Alexander as he continued to eat Michelle out while a man happened to approach their terrible frightening her.

"Hello, sorry for the wait, Mam; I'm Chef Lamick, and I'll be preparing your dish. What is it you'd like to eat?" Said a man with green skin, sharp teeth, and long ears as he looked at Michelle, who could barely remain calm.

"W-What would I l-like to eat? I-I don't k-know y-yet." Replied Michelle with a heavy crimson blush as she picked up her menu while pretending to look, her body twitching every few seconds.

"Take your time, Mam; I'll wait right here." Said Lamick with a nod as he placed his arms behind his back while Michelle was hiding her face within the menu and glaring at Alexander, who hadn't stopped.

Looking up at Michelle, practically pleading at me to stop, I simply smirked and ignored her calls; besides, she was close to orgasming, so after a few more moments of eating her out, her body started trembling with more intensity than previously, her underwear began to be stained in her juices, leaving behind a faint smell of pee.

"Mam, are you okay?" Asked Lamick with a raised eyebrow as he glanced at Michelle, having heard her suppressed moan, only to be taken aback when he noticed someone emerge from under the table.

"She is fine, Chef; I was merely massaging her feet as she had twisted her ankle while walking." Said Alexander with a slight smile as he fixed his attire and sat opposite Michelle, who was far too ashamed and embarrassed to lift her head, while Lamick had a skeptical look but didn't bother pressing the matter.

"Anyways, I'd like one Lean Pou Noodles, and she'll have the same thing." Added Alexander with a faint smile as he glanced at the menu before looking back at Lamick, who nodded without much thought.

"Understood; two Lean Pou Noodles; your food shall be finished within thirty minutes, sir." Said Lamick with a nod as he turned and returned to where he came from, causing Alexander to grab the menu from Michelle.

"Ugh, I can't believe you'd do such a thing, Alexander." Said Michelle quietly in anger as she glared at Alexander with a bright red face while he mischievously smirked.

"Hmm? Why so mad, Michelle? I'm merely behaving like a proper lover; that's exactly how I'd be if you were my lover." Remarked Alexander with a fake confused expression while faintly smirking as he looked at Michelle, who just huffed before folding her arms underneath her massive breasts.

Chuckling in amusement, Michelle was quite annoyed with me, so for the rest of the time, while waiting for our food to be finished, she didn't utter a word, which was for about twenty minutes before our Chef returned while carrying two large bowls.

"Here you go, Sir, Mam; two Lean Pou Noodles; I hope you enjoy." Said Lamick with a slight smile as he set the bowls down before Alexander and Michelle, who were still greatly embarrassed.

"Thank you, Chef." Replied Alexander, a sight smile as he looked at Lamick while Michelle meekly thanked him quietly before he walked away.

Grabbing the fork inside the bowl, I stirred the noodles a little before taking a bite at the same time as Michelle while we both savored the taste.

"This is great!" Said Michelle with a large, joyful smile, her bashfulness nowhere to be seen.

Seeing Michelle enjoy the food caused me to smile lightly, but as a self-certified chef, I wasn't going just to let one bite judge the dish's taste; I needed to taste the whole thing. So, I silently ate the Lean Pou Noodles for several minutes and drank the broth, only to finish Michelle's bowl since she was already full.

"You haven't said a single word since taking a bite; was it that great, Alexander?" Asked Michelle curiously as she rubbed her marginally bloated stomach while glancing at Alexander, who shook his head.

"Hmm, no; it was pretty good, but I wouldn't quite say great." Replied Alexander seriously with a thoughtful expression as he folded his arms.