Sekirei

While I was busy chatting with death mentally the lovely event I was waiting for happened. A busty skirt wearing girl fell from the sky on top of me and I got a face full of panties. Ah heaven.

"Owww I should have known that building was too high to jump off of." She says rubbing her sore body and sitting on my face. More heaven.

She quickly notices that she is sitting on a person.

"Oh? You must be the person who caught me! Thank you so much." She says happily still sitting on my face.

"Uh ma'am I don't think he can talk with your butt on his face." A helpful pedestrian says and she notices the problem and quickly gets up.

"Sorry about that are you okay?" The girl with short brown hair, monster tits and a kind face wearing strange clothes ask.

"I'm perfectly fine however you know it's pretty dangerous to be jumping off of buildings right? Are you okay?" I ask with a warm smile.

"I think I'm fine." She says before pushing me out of the way of a lightning strike.

The culprits of the lighting attack where two tight leather outfit wearing women.

"It's quite rude to attack people like that you know?" I tell the women. "What would have happened if I was hurt?"

"Just leave the woman and get lost." One wearing red leather just sneered at me.

"Oh your telling me what to do? I support gender equality you know?" I say cracking my knuckles. "I wouldn't mind teaching you some...." before I can get any farther I'm dragged away by the busty brown haired girl at crazy speeds.

Aww I wanted to fight.

By the time she stops we are far away from the place where the leather wearing women were.

"I think we are far enough away now." I point out and the girl slows down.

"Ah? I dragged you along by accident I'm sorry." She says with a bow.

"No problem my name is Ryan by the way and who might you be?" I ask her.

"I am Musubi a fist type!" She says proudly before passing out.

I quickly catch her with a chuckle.

"Well I suppose I'll get to have fun in this world for a while and piss some people off." I say with a happy smile before heading off to find a hotel room for the exhausted girl to sleep in.

Of course I used a bit of magic to make it not look so suspicious I mean bringing a girl in skimpy clothes to a hotel while she was passed out is a fine way to get the police called on you.

I let her rest in the bed while I looked at my new humble wish item I had gained. All the wealth and power of numerous heroes and mankind in a single place along with every other item that regenerates when used or broken. So humble.

I spent the night sorting through items trying to find useful objects. There was an abundance of junky gear I didn't want. Low level crappy noble phantasms without names.

I did what most gamers would do when their inventory is stacked to the brim with shit. I dismantled them. There was a massive cauldron I could dump items in and it would turn them into raw materials which I could store. Some people would be like no sell them! Fucking where? And do you know how rich I am currently? No we want the good stuff.

I was using an item for identification on all the phantasms. It helped by telling me the powers and abilities and rank. Not going to lie this vault would take me hundreds or thousands of years to sort through. That's if I sorted 24 hours a day.

"Fine I'll let you sort it but I only want the nameless garbage and useless junk dismantled no tricks!" I say to the eager Death who makes a promise. "I'm serious if you destroy the good stuff I'll ignore you for atleast a week." I say firmly.

Her eyes tear up and she gives me the perfect puppy eyes. "You wouldn't?"

I just tap my foot. "I don't have plans to use most of these I just want them for my own collection you wouldn't want other gods to mock your husband for having garbage items would you?"

"They wouldn't dare!" She says releasing a black miasma.

"You want your husband to have the best don't you? To be able to proudly show off?" I whisper in her ear and she nods. "I'll even let you upgrade the gate so we can mock that foolish Gilgamesh when we meet him for having better items. Wouldn't that be fun?"

"Yes I can't let hubby have second hand junk." She says unleashing her cosmic power into the gate.

It binds with my mind and drags in my collection in my mindspace. The gate of Babylon of course doesn't have items like the Devil fruits or the hollows as those didn't exist in his world. So I still get to have fun collecting other objects. Perfect.

A screen pops up in front of me with millions of pages of objects. She made this for easier organization.

I watch in awe as mountains of weapons are melted down into raw materials which are nearly sorted into spaces perfectly. Things like iron, steel, mithril, Dragon blood from dragon slaying weapons, poisons, leathers from hilts, Gems, wood from katana scabbards. All neatly start making piles.

From the distance I see all sorts of crazy objects flying over to be dismantled like old airplanes and submarines.

"Melt down the coins I want them in bars." I say happily as oceans of coins are quickly melted down into perfect bars and wood is formed into large crates where numerous gems are sorted by color and size. I fucking love organization.

The dirty landscape is changed into a museum style building where legendary items like Excalibur, Gae Bolg and other items are sorted into rooms and put on display with perfect labels. I have an unlimited warehouse that stores good like metals, dragon hides and different potions and ingredients. All perfectly organized and on shelves. I easily know where everything is at.

"Good work love." I say patting the happy death waifu.