Chapter 1 Ghost Marriage and Escape

In our country, it is very common to marry a child and marry a child bride.In vulgar words, it is a good thing to kill two birds with one stone to marry a child bride who is older than his own child.However, grandpa married me a ghost daughter-in-law.

My grandpa is a famous geomantic gentleman in the local area. Because I was born in Zishi, although it was summer, it was the time of the heaviest Yin Qi in Zishi, and was frightened by thunder.

The Yang spirit was unstable, and it was easy to go out of the body. So I need a ghost daughter-in-law to protect me, and not let the messy east and west close, so that I can better support myself.

And because my five elements are short of water and soil, I took a word of thunder, so I was named Shuilei, or Runtu.When I was a teenager, I asked my grandpa about it.Grandpa didn't hide it from me, saying that he did marry me a ghost wife.

I asked grandpa curiously why I couldn't see the ghost daughter-in-law.Grandpa smiled and said that it is good not to see.

If you see it before you are 18 years old, it will be troublesome.I asked grandpa again, will the ghost wife really marry me when she is 18?Grandpa pinched my face and asked me why I was ashamed?Since then, I have kept an eye on it.

So, many magical things happened to me.For example, some students scolded me for beating me for no reason, so they were either scolded by teachers or beaten by classmates.

I remember that in one exam, I couldn't do several questions. My mind suddenly became confused, and I got a full score.

The most dangerous time was when I played with my friends and crossed the road. A speeding car plunged into the river.

The woman who was driving on the bank was still in shock. She said that she saw a ghost on my shoulder.

There are some cool things, and there are also some depressing things.That is, I never dare to talk to girls at school, especially beautiful girls. As long as I speak, I will definitely have stomachache, and I will not feel good after all.Over time, I got used to it.

Because I know she is protecting me, so I'm not worried at all.Later, I went to junior high school. Because the school used to be a mass grave left by little devils, I often had a premonition of the existence of those lonely ghosts. When I was about to hit them, I would feel a cold and cold breath, about the size of my palm, sticking to my chest. I immediately stopped and waited until the cool air disappeared.

It is the school's summer vacation when it is approaching its eighteenth birthday.In those two days, I always felt cold and flustered. When I closed my eyes at night, I saw a lot of scary ghosts hanging around in the dormitory, and several women ghosts with disheveled hair were still sitting beside my bed watching me.

I suspect that my ghost wife is not with me.If she were still there, I would never have such a situation.So as soon as the holiday, I rushed back to my grandpa's house.As soon as grandpa saw me, his face changed immediately.

He hurriedly took out a handful of yellow paper cut into the shape of copper coins from his pocket and scattered it behind me. He also said two words of thanks to everyone for sending me back, and then hurriedly took me home.As soon as he entered the room, Grandpa asked questions.Seeing that I was all right, my grandfather was relieved.

He dragged his bike and said he would go to the city to buy some vegetables, and hung a jade pendant around my neck. He also repeatedly told me not to run around at night, let alone talk to any stranger.Grandpa left, I was bored and panicked at home alone.

It's more than four o'clock in the afternoon. It's still early.

I thought of my childhood playmates, Fatty Man and Ergou, and quickly washed my face to play with them.Sadly, they are not at home.

When I came back to cook rice, my grandfather's fixed line telephone rang as soon as I finished cooking.It was my grandpa who called.

He said that Uncle Zhang from the antique shop invited him to dinner and would come back later. He told me not to go out and run around.As soon as I put down the phone, someone outside called my name.Listen to the voice.

It's obviously the fat man and his group.I ran out and saw that these guys were taller and more mature, but their smiles were still so simple and honest.The fat man's father is a pig killer. He stole more than one jin of pork.Ergou's father was off the net. He brought several kilograms of lobster.Xiaoqiang's family runs a shop. His father and mother are very stingy, so he only brings four bottles of beer.

Just right, I cooked rice.Let's start together and cook the lobster in a short time.The pork was still stewing in the pot, so we couldn't wait to eat and drink.Everyone ate and talked.My grandpa won't let me talk about a lot of things, so I have nothing to say, just listen to people talk about new things in society.Soon, the beer ran out.

When the pork came up, we served rice and a large piece of Braised pork belly, but the fat man could eat it. Before we could eat much, he swept most of us.

The two dogs still have enough to eat, so they propose to hunt pheasants and ducks in the evening.Because of the demolition, there are no people in the neighboring villages and there are many wild animals.

Everyone hit it off at once, but I was embarrassed. Grandpa repeatedly told me not to go out, but if I didn't go, I was afraid of being laughed at by them.So I agreed, but I have a condition that I must go home before ten o'clock at night.

After dinner, we cleaned up, boasted, and started at 7:30 on time.Not to mention, we were lucky enough to see a hare before we went far.

We followed the hare and saw a light in front of us.I'm surprised. Isn't the neighboring village demolished?Er Gou and his followers only chased after the hare. When they came near the light, I saw that the roadside was decorated with lanterns and red lanterns were hung high.

Many men, women, old and young gathered here, and even people selling Tomatoes on sticks and clay figurines were very busy.

We also saw many people wearing clothes from ancient times. The second dog scratched his head and said, "There are people singing big plays in Putian Village. Why didn't my grandmother know? She loves watching plays most."

"It's strange that all marriages are in big hotels in the city these days. How can there be such an antique knot?" The fat man touched his belly, apparently eating too much at night, and held it up."

Don't look, we are here to catch rabbits."Qiangzi looked around, but the hare had already run out of sight.Just as we were about to leave, a fat old man dressed in the clothes of an old rich man and wearing a rich man's hat came to us with a smile and held the hands of the second dog.

"Ouch, hurry, hurry, a few of you will be waiting for you. Today is my son's wedding day. Everyone is a guest. Go for a walk and have a happy drink.""Grandpa, do you recognize the wrong person?" The second dog looked at us in surprise.The old man smacked his lips and said, "I'm not mistaken. You are Ergou, he is fat, this is Xiaoqiang, and Lei Zi. It's you. There are too many tables. Drink."