“I’m the king now? This is going to be fun.” “Fun? I’m stuck in a dress, surrounded by scheming women.” Two best friends find themselves in a cultivation world—one’s a king, the other’s a concubine. “You charm, I’ll smash.” “Sounds like a plan.” Between court intrigue, catty concubines, and a kingdom falling apart, this duo plans to charm and smash their way to the top. If the world burns along the way? Well, no one’s perfect. (^_^) Warnings: -Dark humor -Manipulation and palace intrigue -LGBTQ+ themes -Scheming concubines -Mild violence and adult themes -Subtle emotional manipulation by an innocent-looking king! This duo isn't playing by the rules, and neither should you.
The throne room was bustling with life. Courtiers, nobles, and military officials filled the grand hall, a low hum of conversation blanketing the atmosphere. At the center of it all was Zhihao, his young face impassive as he watched the court from his elevated seat, the symbol of his newfound power. The recent coronation had left the ministers hopeful they could manipulate him, but in just a short time, Zhihao had begun to show his true colors.
Today, however, the court was tense. Zhihao had called for a public ceremony to honor the military—an overt move to solidify his relationship with the generals and push Minister Feng and his allies further into a corner. The timing was strategic, carefully orchestrated to coincide with growing unrest in the north and the ongoing threat of the Xu Kingdom.
But to Zhihao, this was more than just a political maneuver. It was his chance to further his own plans, to confuse the court with his seemingly carefree demeanor while solidifying his power in the shadows.
Tian Yi, the kingdom's most revered general, stood at the forefront of the gathering, his usual stoic expression masking the storm brewing within him. In the weeks since Zhihao's ascension, he had been tasked with numerous missions, each one testing the limits of his loyalty and resolve. The king was no longer the timid boy who once trembled in front of court officials—Zhihao had grown into someone far more dangerous.
Still, Tian Yi couldn't deny the strange pull he felt toward the king. Zhihao had a way of drawing people in, a charm that disarmed even the most hardened soldiers. It was unsettling. And today, as the ceremony began, Tian Yi found himself once again at the center of the king's attention.
Zhihao's gaze landed on Tian Yi, lingering just long enough to cause a stir among the courtiers. The slight curve of the king's lips—innocent to those who didn't know him—was enough to send whispers rippling through the room.
Minister Qin, standing off to the side with his fellow ministers, frowned at the scene unfolding before him. He had always advocated for peace with the Xu Kingdom, knowing the kingdom's military was not yet strong enough to endure a prolonged war. But Zhihao's recent moves had thrown everything into disarray.
Qin's support for peace had garnered the favor of many cautious officials, but Zhihao's unpredictable behavior left them all on edge. He watched as the king subtly played with the court's perception, openly showing favor to General Tian Yi in a way that sent conflicting signals. Was the king simply being reckless, or was there a deeper strategy at play?
"This ceremony," Qin muttered under his breath to Minister Shen, "It feels less like an honor and more like a declaration. The king is tightening his grip."
Minister Shen's cold eyes flicked toward the king, his mouth set in a thin line. "He is consolidating power, but he still plays a dangerous game."
At the head of the ceremony, Zhihao stood, his voice ringing out across the hall. "Today, we honor our military, the backbone of our kingdom. In these uncertain times, we rely on the strength of our generals and soldiers to keep the peace."
He cast a meaningful glance toward Tian Yi, and the general could feel the weight of the court's collective gaze shift to him. Zhihao's words seemed genuine, but there was an underlying current—one that the ministers couldn't ignore. The king was drawing lines, and those who didn't stand with him would be left in the shadows.
Zhihao raised his hand, signaling for the court to fall silent as he continued. "General Tian Yi," Zhihao's voice softened, though it still carried through the hall. "Your loyalty to this kingdom has never been in question. I commend your efforts, both seen and unseen."
The words sent another ripple through the room. Seen and unseen. Tian Yi stiffened slightly, aware of the attention now fully focused on him. The missions Zhihao had sent him on—the ones no one knew about—were now being subtly acknowledged in public.
Zhihao's smile remained calm, but his eyes gleamed with something sharper. He stepped down from the throne and made his way to Tian Yi, every movement deliberate, every gesture watched.
The room held its breath as the king stopped just before the general, their proximity unsettlingly close. Zhihao, in a move no one expected, leaned in slightly, his voice low enough that only Tian Yi—and perhaps a few curious onlookers—could hear. "I trust you, General. More than anyone in this court. Let's keep it that way, shall we?"
Tian Yi's heart raced, though his expression remained neutral. The king's words felt like a binding promise, but also a veiled warning. Trust was a fragile thing in the palace.
From the back of the room, Minister Feng watched with growing unease. This public display of power was unlike anything he had anticipated. Zhihao was supposed to be weak, easy to control. And yet, the young king had slowly maneuvered himself into a position where even the generals were bending to his will.
Feng's fingers twitched as he calculated his next move. His alliance with Concubine Xu and Minister Shen had been strong, but cracks were beginning to show. The recent rumors about his dealings with the Xu Kingdom, spread by Zhihao's network of spies, had left him vulnerable. The king was no longer playing the role of the naive boy.
As Zhihao continued to speak, Feng exchanged a glance with Minister Shen. They both knew this was a dangerous turning point. If Zhihao continued to rally the military to his side, there would be no stopping him.
"Feng," Shen said quietly, his tone cautious, "we need to act soon. The king is solidifying his base."
Feng nodded, though his mind was already racing ahead. War was coming, both internally and externally. Zhihao had turned the court into a battlefield, and Feng wasn't about to lose without a fight.
The soldiers, who stood lined up along the hall, watched the ceremony with a mixture of admiration and wariness. Many of them had grown up hearing about Prince Zhihao as a weak, sheltered boy, someone who had always been overshadowed by his more dominant father. But the man standing before them today was not the prince they had once known.
"He's changed," one soldier murmured to another.
"He had to," the other soldier replied. "War's coming. The Xu Kingdom won't wait forever."
Whispers among the soldiers spoke of Zhihao's surprising rise to power, his policies that had strengthened the military and improved the lives of the common folk. Zhihao had introduced new training regimens, increased funding for the soldiers, and even reorganized the chain of command to root out corruption. These actions had won him the loyalty of many, but it had also painted a target on his back. The ministers, especially those like Feng, couldn't stand to see the military slipping out of their grasp.
But the soldiers—they were loyal to the king now. Zhihao had earned their respect in a way his father never had.
As the ceremony continued, Zhihao shifted the focus, weaving his words carefully. "The military is our greatest asset," he said, "but we must also maintain unity within the court. There are those who seek to divide us, to create discord in these uncertain times."
Though his tone remained gentle, the implications were clear. Minister Feng stiffened, his gaze darkening as he caught the hidden meaning. Zhihao's words were a direct challenge to his faction. The ceremony was no longer just about honoring the generals—it was about forcing the court to choose sides.
In the midst of the grand hall, Xue Lan, an unassuming scholar who had only recently joined the court, watched the proceedings with sharp eyes. He had kept to the background, unnoticed by most, but his mind was already piecing together the subtle power shifts at play.
Zhihao was more cunning than anyone realized. He had turned this ceremony into a political chess match, positioning himself as the leader who controlled both the military and the court, forcing everyone present to reveal their loyalties.
Xue Lan adjusted his spectacles, his cold gaze sweeping over the court officials as they murmured among themselves, trying to interpret the king's words. Minister Feng, who had always been a dominant figure in court, now seemed to struggle to maintain his composure. He had miscalculated, thinking Zhihao would be easy to control. But Zhihao's every move had been calculated to slowly undermine Feng's influence, using both public favor and military support to outmaneuver him.
Xue Lan had seen this kind of game before, though never so openly in court. Zhihao had taken risks, but they were paying off—at least for now.
Minister Qin, still a staunch advocate for peace with the Xu Kingdom, shifted uneasily. He had always believed that diplomacy was the kingdom's best option. But watching the ceremony unfold, it became increasingly clear that Zhihao had no intention of backing down from the growing conflict with the Xu Kingdom. The young king's open support for the military was a dangerous signal that war might not be so far off.
Standing at the head of the hall, General Tian Yi felt the weight of the king's trust pressing down on him. The way Zhihao had leaned in, whispering those words—"I trust you, more than anyone in this court. Let's keep it that way."—echoed in his mind. Tian Yi had always been loyal to the kingdom, not to any one ruler, but Zhihao had slowly drawn him in, using charm and loyalty as weapons. It was strange, unsettling, yet effective.
Despite his wariness, Tian Yi couldn't help but feel a growing sense of admiration for the king. Zhihao had taken a fragile kingdom and in just a few months, he had begun to reshape it. The restructuring of the military, the dismissal of corrupt officials, the increased support for the common soldiers—these were not the actions of a weak king. Zhihao had a plan, one that was unfolding with every calculated move.
The general, however, could see the danger in Zhihao's actions. By openly favoring the military and pitting the court officials against each other, Zhihao was creating enemies—not just in the court but outside the palace walls. The Xu Kingdom would surely take notice of the kingdom's internal strife, and their military buildup on the northern border couldn't be ignored.
As Zhihao continued to speak, outlining the importance of unity and strength in the face of external threats, Tian Yi's gaze shifted toward the soldiers lining the hall. Their eyes were focused on the king, their postures attentive, but beneath the surface, Tian Yi could sense the tension among them. The soldiers had heard rumors, just like everyone else. Whispers of an impending war, of traitors in the court, and of Zhihao's growing power.
Among the soldiers, two men exchanged quiet words, their expressions guarded.
"He's not the prince we thought he was," one soldier murmured.
"Good," the other replied. "We need strength now, not some puppet on the throne."
The sentiment wasn't unique. Many soldiers had come to respect Zhihao for his decisive actions, especially the policies that had directly benefited them. New training regimens, designed to weed out incompetence and strengthen the army's core, had boosted morale. Corrupt officers had been quietly removed, replaced by more capable leaders. And for the first time in years, the soldiers felt that their sacrifices were being recognized by the crown.
But with that respect came fear. The Xu Kingdom's military had been expanding rapidly, and war seemed inevitable. Zhihao's public displays of military support were a clear signal to the soldiers: they would be the ones to defend the kingdom when the time came.
Back in the hall, Minister Feng clenched his jaw, his mind racing. Zhihao was slowly stripping away his influence, and the ceremony today was yet another reminder of that fact. Feng had thought he could control the young king, but now it was clear that Zhihao had been playing his own game all along. The king's relationship with Tian Yi was a perfect example of that.
Zhihao had used subtle flirtation and charm to confuse the court, causing rumors to swirl about the nature of his relationship with the general. Those rumors had distracted the court long enough for Zhihao to solidify his base of power behind the scenes. And now, standing before the court in front of the military, Zhihao was using those very rumors to create further confusion.
Feng glanced over at Minister Gao, who had recently aligned himself with Zhihao. The shift in loyalties was another blow to Feng's faction. Gao had been an unexpected ally to Zhihao, quietly supporting the king's policies without drawing too much attention to himself. Now, with Gao's support, Zhihao had enough backing to challenge Feng openly.
"He's consolidating the court under his control," Feng muttered to Minister Shen, who stood beside him. "We can't wait any longer. We need to act."
Shen's cold eyes flickered with something dangerous. "Soon," he whispered. "The king is still vulnerable. His support isn't as solid as it seems."
Feng nodded, though the growing sense of urgency gnawed at him. Zhihao was making moves faster than expected, and Feng knew that if they didn't act soon, they would lose control of the court entirely.
As the ceremony came to a close, Zhihao stepped back, his eyes scanning the room. The soldiers, the ministers, the nobles—every one of them had their roles to play in his larger game. He had seen the fear in Minister Feng's eyes, the cold calculation in Minister Shen's expression, and the cautious respect in Tian Yi's gaze.
He knew what they were thinking. Feng and Shen were plotting, but they would move cautiously. Tian Yi was loyal, but Zhihao could sense the growing tension within him. And the soldiers—they were his for now, but war would test their loyalty.
Zhihao smiled, the innocent curve of his lips belying the sharp mind behind it. He had set the stage for the next move, and now he would wait. The court was a battlefield, and Zhihao had already chosen his allies and enemies.
As the courtiers began to disperse, Zhihao caught a glimpse of Xue Lan, the quiet scholar who had been observing everything from the shadows. Zhihao's gaze lingered on the man for a moment before moving on. Xue Lan was an enigma, a figure who had kept a low profile in court but whose intelligence had not gone unnoticed.
There was something about Xue Lan that intrigued Zhihao, but for now, he would leave the scholar in the background. There were more pressing matters at hand—Feng, Shen, and the looming threat of war.
Later that evening, as the palace settled into its usual rhythm, Zhihao found himself alone in his chambers, the weight of the day's events finally catching up to him. His plans were moving forward, but the road ahead was treacherous. War with the Xu Kingdom was inevitable, and the court was more divided than ever.
Zhihao poured himself a glass of wine, his thoughts drifting to Mei. She was dealing with her own battles in the harem, navigating the web of alliances and rivalries that threatened her every move. They had both been thrown into this world with no warning, but they had adapted—because they had no choice.
As he took a sip of wine, Zhihao allowed himself a brief moment of reflection. He had come a long way from the weak prince everyone had once dismissed. The ministers, the soldiers, even the common folk—they were all starting to see him in a new light.
But with power came danger. And Zhihao knew that in this world, there were no second chances.
The game was far from over, and the next move would be his.
Small Theater: "Rumors in the Palace"
Soldier 1: “Did you see the way the king looked at General Tian Yi today?”
Soldier 2: (grinning) “I’d say there’s something going on there.”
Soldier 1: “You think the rumors are true?”
Soldier 2: “If they are, that general’s got a lot more to worry about than just the Xu Kingdom.”
Minister Feng: (glaring at Zhihao) “He’s toying with us.”
Minister Shen: “Let him. The more distracted he is, the easier it’ll be to take him down.”
Zhihao: (smiling innocently) “Is something bothering you, General Tian Yi?”
Tian Yi: (internally panicking) He’s doing this on purpose, isn’t he?