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Grand Dad Is The Pervert God

{Warning: Mature Content} Porno is just a click away on any phone. The God of perversion (Eros) is now the strongest God in the heavens. Even the king of the gods is scared, and so the gods plan and betray him for his power. But just before he fades out of existence. His favorite concubine risks her life to save his soul and hides it in another realm. Around the same time another person also experiences reincarnation. However, the only compatible body is that of an old noble man with lots of problems and no Rizz. But now the pervert God is in the scene. He needs to get his revenge in the heavens but first he must build his strength and power the only way he knows how. By cultivating with beautiful women.... disclaimer: Not my book cover. Just love the art. If it's yours, all credit to you. Pls say so in the comments. Yes people: This book as what you are thinking about...

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Let us play a game...

*Swish!*

Those words had incited the defence of the two women beside commander half bra, and they unsheathed their swords.

"Baron Eros! I'll advise that you be careful with your words aboard my ship. My sister's are quite overprotective of me." Commander Half bra smiled in confidence.

She was a cultivator of the soul disciple realm. She was already of the eighth rank.

The strongest person with Eros, was the butler, and he was just of the sixth rank in the soul disciple realm.

While both her guards were also of the sixth rank of the soul disciple realm.

Both sides were not equal in strength. But she could see from the look on this old man's face that his challenge was real.

"Baron Eros, are you here to challenge me?"

Eros leaned forward a bit, "I think you have gotten it wrong lady Half bra. You are the one that came to my shores and stole from my people. Surely you jest if you think I'll just let you walk away like that."

Commander Half bra raised a brow, "And what do you intend to do about it? Even though I told my sisters to spare your life earlier on, accidents always happen on a ship, you know!" she waved a hand, "who knows, you might have fallen overboard during your visit and met your end at the jaws of a stray shark."

Those words were yet again another threat.

But Eros was not moved by this. He had other ideas of how to handle this woman.

Commander Half Bra and her crew were a branch of the red bra pirates. That was why she was called commander and not captain. Also, this was not the first time they had raided his fiefdom.

Naturally, the old Eros had acquired information about this group of women and their commander.

He was also aware of a special habit she had, and on his way here, he already formulated a plan.

"Commander Half bra, how about we play a game?"

"A game!?" she knitted her brows.

"Yes, a game."

"Hmmm!" she nodded her head, "What kind of game are we talking about, and what are the stakes." She chucked a bit, "It had better not be that run-down manor of yours. If I'm not mistaken, I already told my sisters to raid it this time around. Therefore, it can't possibly be up for stakes, right?"

Eros nodded his head. This was something even he had to admit. As he was, stopping those pirate women was going to be a problem. Only one technique he had used and the effects on his body were not nice at all.

"Actually, I have something better in mind. In fact, it is one you can't take without my permission. Of course, you can try, but I'm sure you know how seriously the kingdom values its nobles."

"Huh!?" Commander half bra leaned in. Her interest had been peaked. "and what exactly are you staking?"

Eros smiled and pointed to his side.

Everybody's eyes followed his finger.

"ME!?" Penny screamed. She did not believe what she had just heard. Her grandad was staking her as property in a game.

"Grandad!?" Dan wanted to say something, but he suddenly caught hold of Eros' stare.

That stare was sharp, and for some reason, it made him swallow everything he was about to say.

However, Penny would not have this. Her eyes suddenly became wet as she kneeled and pleaded with her head on his thighs.

Eros smiled, and stroked her beautiful blonde hair, "Don't worry Pen-pen. Just trust your Grandad."

Commander half bra took a look at Penny, and she licked her lower lips in a sexy way.

Penny was indeed a beautiful young lady. Although what she had was not as well defined as that of the commander, she was still curvy, and her smallish petty frame made her a delight for anyone interested in such a taste.

To top it up, she had an innocent face and an adorable look in her eyes and expressions. The type that gave anyone the impression that she needed protecting.

In Commander half bra's eyes, this was a dish. She really could not wait to spread those legs and sink her lips in them.

She noticed she was drooling and wiped her mouth. "Okay! Baron. And what do you want in exchange for this?"

Eros gave a mischievous smile as he raised a finger, "I want a night with you."

"Huh!?" Commander Half bra burst into a laugh. It was not just her, but also her guards.

None of them could believe what they had just heard.

"Are you insane? From what I know, That thing between your legs is not even functional, and here you are, trying to eat swarm meat."

Jimmy, Dan and Penny were also surprised by the choice of request.

They at least thought that maybe he would request for the pirates to leave the fiefdom. But this was apparently not the case. In their minds, they could not believe that this old man was willingly betting out his own daughter just so that he could have some titties on his face.

After all, it was common knowledge that Eros was incapable of using that thing between his legs on a woman.

Commander Half bra smiled happily. She was in a very good mood.

"Good! This, I like. So what game are we going to be playing? Poker or blackjack?"

Eros shook his head, "I heard that there is a particular game that is very famous amongst the women of the red bra pirates. Why don't we play that one?"

"Huh!?" Once again, Commander Half bra had been left in surprise.

She couldn't help but shake her head. She looked at Penny and nodded her head.

As far as she was concerned, Penny was as good as her's.

The reason was that the game Eros had requested to play was called: Lips action.

And even amongst the pirates of her crew, the only person that had defeated her was the Captain.

This was a game that determined who was the best kisser.