New life begins

Once we made it back to the mansion I started heading to the area I lived in. It was toward the back area of the mansion. I avoided going to my room as my memories were telling me that my wife would be in there eating. I ended up going to the guest room and had an old made make a bath for me. While sitting in the tub, I'm going through my new memories. It feels as if the memories are part of me and I feel as if my family here is my actual family. Thinking up till now I am now trying to get ahold of the voice in my head. Saying hello repeatedly in my head finally gets an answer.

WHAT!!! My ears are ringing from the loud ass yell I just heard. Hello again I said.

What do you want Bash?

Ummm how about everything?

Haha haha okay then. Well I am a system type of creation. I was created specifically for you after your death. The creators thought your life and death were very pathetic. Especially your death. They wanted to pass a message to you. They said to enjoy this life to the most, that I was created to make your new life enjoyable. That was there message to you. You should feel special, since I doubt the creators take time to do this for anyone else. So congrats from me to you for having such an amazingly pathetic past life. Now for what I am going to do to you. I will be giving you task and once you complete it, you will be given various rewards. This world isn't like your old world. This world is full of magic and things that will shit you out in a heartbeat. You took over a pretty useless guy that relied on his family to make it through life. He has an amazing affinity for magic, but he would rather drink and party than work and become stronger. Don't worry about that Bash, I will make you stronger.

So what do I call you?

You can call me system or whatever you want.

Well System what kind of tasks will you be giving me? Bash.... why would I tell you that? My job is to help you enjoy your life and to do that you need to be strong. You are currently just like your past life and that is pathetic. I have figured out your first task. I will not give you another one till you complete. Would you like to know what rewards will be given to you for completion?

Yes please System, could you tell me what I'll get?

I'm going to be very generous on the first reward. Your body is going to be cleansed, this way your further cultivation will improve. I will be dumping a lot of needed information that you will need to survive. Lastly you will be getting a storage space that you can store almost anything in. This will help get around in this world. Now this is where I tell you what you have to do to get these rewards. You have to consummate your marriage...

FUCK YOU SYSTEM!!!! There is no way. That is how I died. This guy's wife is huge. Why are you doing this to me? System is this a joke? This has to be a joke.

Sorry Bash but that is your task. I know you are a bit sensitive to this so I will toss in 1 mystery reward. If you can get her to enjoy herself I will give an additional two rewards. So is that okay with you?

Do I have a choice?

Haha haha nope you really don't. So I suggest you get out of the tub, get dressed, and go say hello to your lovely wife.