At first, there was one…. Or were there two? There was god, and there was Aeger. Everyone had this misconception that god was the only one at the beginning. He didn't care enough to correct them. But now Aeger got bored. He didn't have anything to do. So, he got up and went down to the mortal realm. God tried to stop him but to no avail.
"You will hate it there. Humans are nothing but scheming fools. Especially after you gave them the power of cultivation. I told you that it was supposed to be exclusive to the virtuous who arrive in the heavens. You will only taste resentment, betrayal. Not joy."
"That's better than just staying coupled up here all my life watching them. I'll come back after a hundred years. I promise."
Grinning, he stepped down.
God sighed, "Poor fellow, he won't know what hit 'im"