Chapter 1 Here comes the son

Blurry

Everything is blurry, I can't see shit. Just an endless sense of nausea. I feel horrible like I've been combusted from the inside by a fire.

I see something on my face a small blue screen, that covers a small portion of my eyes

Choose a system

Status

Skills

Gacha

'I don't understand the question'

Choose a system

'Gacha I guess?'

You have selected the gacha system, Have a nice day

'Gacha?'

A screen popped up in front of me, it looks exactly like a genshin banner except they're are only two banners. A weapons banner and an abilities banner with two things advertised.

The background looks like genshin, but the weapons are from different series.

Weapons banner

5 stars

BLACK KNIFE- Eldenring

4 stars

Inverted Spear of Heaven-JJK

Nichirin Blade-Demon Slayer

5 DAYS REMAINING

Abilities banner

5 Star

SIX EYES- JJK

4 stars

Random STAND-JJBA

CURSED TOKEN

'Ah I see, this has the feeling of a mihoyo banner. So naturally I will get jack shit right?'

I look at the top right and see 1600 primos

'OH, they're more charitable as well, what use are weapons if I don't know how to use them? Abilities here I go'

Water bottle 2x

screwdriver 1x

Axe deodorant 1x

'God these rolls are horrid, let's see what else I get.'

picture frame 1x

white shirt 1x

2020 calendar 1x

belt 1x

chocolate bar 1x

CURSED TOKEN 1x

'Ah greedy as every mihoyo'

I exit the screen and the nausea, blurriness, and fire in me have subsided. I look around and find myself in a sewer

'God It smells horrendous, and I mean God-awful' I think to myself, this can't get any worse.

Just then all the items I had gotten from the summons had fallen onto the floor, and the picture frame cracked. The water bottles, screwdriver, calendar, and deodorant fell into the stream of sewer.

'... me and my big mouth, why didn't it go into an inventory or something'

'INVENTORY'

but nothing happens

'Wait my decision at the beginning, I chose the gacha system. I guess I'm locked out of the other two and their abilities. Which means if I want to do anything it'll have to be through my skill alone.

'Oh goddammit, I don't even get an inventory? What a rip'

I grab the cursed token off the floor and look at it, I can feel it, it feels evil in nature and I don't even recognize it. Best just to keep it on me until later

I started walking towards where the sewer water was coming from, It was a long and slow walk but I eventually saw a small town I guess? If you can call it that.

'Whoa these people are tall, but I need to know where I am'

I walk up to a girl just lounging around, he's not doing much so might as well talk

"Excuse me where am I?"

She looks around and then down toward me with a surprised expression

"Oh? Where are your parents, kid?"

"6 feet under, don't call me that, because I'm shorter than you. Just tell me where I am"

"Big mouth brat, in the slums of Fontaine. The Fleuve Cendre"

Oh... I'm in genshin, too bad I was just about to play the region before... I... Died?

Huh guess I have a new body or something, She's not tall. I'm just small!

I leave her without a word and try to find my way out of the sewers

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Later

Finally, I got out of that wretched-smelling place and found myself out in the open near the ocean. I walk towards it and look at my reflection.

I have golden-looking eyes with black hair. My shirt is all torn up and my pants are as well. I look to be the age of 12 maybe

I then take out the cursed coin and look at it.

'So what the hell is this thing?'

CURSED TOKEN- takes something from you and puts it somewhere else

'Well that's ominous, but it's worth a risk honestly. I have no idea what's in Fontaine'

I flip the coin into the air and it disappears before it comes down

(Your ability to hold or use a vision has been stripped)

(You now have speed, strength, and durability equal to a pre-story Yuji)

Whoa! That's a lot of strength a lot of power given to a 12-year-old, I'm not going to be irresponsible with that power. Wink Wink

... Where do I go now?

With that, I just sleep near the sea starving, because I refuse to use the seals as my meal. They're too cute.

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Next day

I have a plan now, becoming an adventure! I just have to convince Katherine to give me a job-fighting hilichurl or something.

"So that's why you should give me a commission fighting monsters!"

"... No," Katherine said sternly

"Oh come on I'm good at fighting I promise!"

"You are too young to join the adventure guild, let alone be solo"

I walk away, but this is not over. If I beat up a hilichurl and bring their mask I'll be able to make mora, I'm so poor it's hilarious.

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Something is weird, I constantly feel like I'm being watched However whenever I look back I see nobody, it's odd.

I continue my journey until I come across a hilichurl camp, they're are only 5 of them they're and a Rock Shieldwall Mitachurl. The range one is the only problem, I can just use my fist to break through the shield probably.

'Alright, 3...2...1!'

"FOR GLORY"

I use the shield as a trampoline jump off of it and kill the crossbow-wielding one with a fist through the chest of the hilichurl. Before the others recovered I tried punching the Rock Shieldwall Mitachurl.

I then realized that I was 12 and was not used to this body and tripped and fell onto the ground.

"...Shit" I get up and got up to punch the shield and it completely breaks apart on impact

I am then punched by the literal giant and I go flying through their little home

'Thank God Yuji is a tough kid otherwise I would be doing more than leaking a little blood'

I launch myself into combat wrapping my legs around the Mitachurl and punch it repeatedly until it falls to the ground and stops moving.

I obliterate the other 3 regular hilichurls and take their mask, I also feel like my watcher has left

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"I refuse to let you accomplish the commission" Katherine has said so cruelly

"WHY NOT I NEED THE MORA!" I yell

"It's a slippery slope, if I let you take the reward then you'll continue to do this"

She's right but I need more mora and primos.

"But I need the mora, otherwise, I won't be able to eat," I say with a sad look on my face

" I see... then STARVE," She says cruelly

"So mean..." I walk away grimly

I continued to do the same thing for a week hoping she'd Crack, but she didn't no matter what I pulled.

The best thing to happen is that I found a loophole in the system. I can still claim all the primos for doing the commission however not the 20 she gives, nor any of the mora from the commissions.

The feeling of being watched continued constantly. The only reason I bring this up is because the stalker is standing right in front of me.

"Boy I am talking to you"

She has pure white hair with a few black bangs, she wears a white suit with black pants. She has horrendous-looking nails and then her weird x eye's.

In the face of such a person who feels in danger, I give her my best reaction to her

I give her the classic Siki K annoyed face

I think I see a tick on her face

"...Come with me." She says sternly

"You're not a pedo are you"

She did not like that judging from the slap I was given

"Ow"

She grabs my hand hard and leads me somewhere

"... so why have you been stalking me so much pedo?"

She is now crushing my hand quite fiercely, it honestly hurts a bit.

We end up at a nice-looking restaurant and walk in, a lot of people look at us considering my feet are leaving a screeching sound being dragged by Ms tall lady

We sit at a table and she hands me a menu

"Choose something then eat"

'I order something pretty expensive and she doesn't even bat an eye? Who is this lady?'

We don't say a word to each other until she finally says something

"What is your name?"

'...Huh what name should I go by, nobody cared to ask so I haven't even come up with one. My previous name should stay with my old life so I guess I should come up with one.'

"It's Vyke, Who are you"

"My name is Arlecchino, but to you it's father"

Don't tell her anything sexist

Don't tell her anything sexist

Don't tell her anything sexist

"Is that like a kink thing?" shit

She is clearly me giving a glare

"When we get home I will wash your mouth out with soap"

"Excuse you, I never asked to be adopted"

"You aren't, you are going to an orphanage"

"What makes you think I'll agree to hang out with some snot-nosed brats"

"Free food"

"So where do I sign"