"Wh-What is this?" I exclaimed.
My name was Naden Delal. I was a ryuu from the Star Dragon
Mountain Range, and the candidate to be Souma's second secondary queen.
That said, I was probably more famous as the weather girl who told the
people of the kingdom the weather forecast.
Today, I was gathered in a room in the castle with the other fiancées:
Liscia, Aisha, Juna, and Roroa. There was a raised platform and a podium
in the center of the room, and five desks placed facing it.
On the black board behind the podium, these words were written in
blocky letters.
"Second Lecture — Bridal Training Course."
...What? What was a bridal training course supposed to be?
Since all the fiancées were gathered here, it was presumably a lecture we
were all about to take, but what exactly were they going to make us do?
Not to mention...
Second lecture?! Did they have a first without me noticing?!
Since when had these lectures started? Maybe it had been before I came
to this country?
While I was standing there befuddled, someone put their hand down on
my shoulder.
"Whoa...! Wait, Roroa?"
When I turned back, Roroa, who looked the closest to me age-wise, was
standing there with a blank look on her face.
"What're ya doin', Nadie?" she asked. "Just standin' here like this?"
"No, I just couldn't figure out what's going on here..."
"What's goin' on...? Ohh, that's right, this's your first time, isn't it,
Nadie?" Roroa nodded to herself knowingly.
From what I'd heard, Roroa had joined after the other three fiancées, but
from the way she spoke, had she been there for the first lecture?
Roroa put on a mischievous smile. "Mweheheh, be ready. This lecture
can be pretty shocking."
"Sh-Shocking?"
"You'll be learnin' a lot. Like all sorts of things about Darlin'."
"About Souma?"
What exactly was I going to find out about Souma in this course?
From the naughty look on Roroa's face, I felt like the "material" was
going to be pretty risque.
I... I was kind of interested... and I was about to ask Roroa for more
details, a silly grin on my face, when...
"Nyahaha..." (Bop!) Roroa took a sudden karate chop to the head.
"Ouch!"
Behind Roroa stood Liscia with a look of exasperation on her face.
It hadn't sounded painful, but as Roroa clutched her head and
overreacted for comedic effect, Liscia sighed and said, "What nonsense are
you putting into Naden's head when it's her first time?"
"No, no, Big Sis Cia," Roroa protested. "Where's the lie in what I said?"
"It's not what you said, it's the tone. What're you making it sound sleazy
for?"
"She's right, you know, Roroa," Juna said with a wry smile. She was
already seated, "I can understand why you'd want to put it that way,
though."
Even when she wore a wry smile, she was beautiful. It just wasn't fair.
Juna was mature, her gestures were so very feminine, and she was busty. In
my human form, I was the exact opposite. Fourteen, unpolished, and with
no curves to speak of. It was giving me a bit of a complex.
Lately, I'd been feeling a gap opening between me and Ruby in terms of
our figures, too.
Oh, God. Why were there such gaps between those who are blessed with
great abundance (particularly in the chest area) and those without...?
Wait, in my case, "God" would be Lady Tiamat. To our holy "mother,"
differences in figure might have meant little.
"Ah! It seems she has arrived," said the other busty one... erm, I meant
Aisha.
Liscia and Roroa had sat down already, so I took the empty seat on the
far left.
The door opened, and a blue-haired beauty with a tail like mine entered.
That beauty, who was for some reason wearing a professor's hat today,
was Excel Walter, the commander-in-chief of the National Defense Force,
who had also fought alongside us in the Kingdom of Lastania.
This woman had a beautiful face that looked to be in her mid-twenties
despite having been alive for over five hundred years, and she was busty,
too.
Honestly, I couldn't stand her.
I remembered her flirting with Souma on my back (even if she'd just
been teasing him), so I did not have a good impression of her. Knowing she
was involved, my guard naturally went up.
Excel stood on the teacher's platform, placing her things on the podium
before looking around to each of us.
"I see everyone's here. Now, let's start the second lecture of our Bridal
Training Course."
Excel glanced over at me with a grin.
"To start us off, as this is Naden's first time, I'd like to review the
general outline of this course. This course exists to teach all of you, who
will be marrying the present king of this county, His Majesty King Souma,
the secrets to marital and familial happiness. You will learn everything from
the spiritual aspects of what it means to be a wife, male psychology, and
how to make your husband look good, to how to perform your 'duties' at
night in a way which will keep your marriage happy."
"Oh, so that's what this is... Wait, our 'duties' at night?!" I exclaimed.
Does she mean...? I-I guess she does.
Dragons formed contracts with knights to produce and provide for their
offspring. So as a result, I did have a certain amount of knowledge in that
field, but... we were going to learn about that here, all together?! What to do
when we "did it" with Souma?!
"Huh? We're really doing this?" I cried.
I thought she might be pulling my leg, so I looked around to the others,
but Liscia and the rest were looking downwards, awkward smiles on their
faces...
Apparently we really were going to be studying that stuff.
With a serious expression, Excel told me, "The creation of heirs is a
matter of great importance to the nation. If there were some misstep, and it
led a gap to form between husband and wife, there might be those who
sought to take advantage of that. That's why, embarrassing as it may be,
you must take this course."
"Urkh... Okay..."
Her logical argument left no room for rebuttal. I was going to marry a
king, so I had to be prepared to do this much, at least.
Excel giggled. "Hee hee! Well, you don't have to worry too much. You
can think of it as studying ways to deepen your love with His Majesty.
Right, Princess Liscia?"
"Huh?! Me?!" Liscia cried out in surprise when the conversation
suddenly turned to her.
"Princess Liscia has become one with His Majesty before the rest of
you, and given birth to little Cian and Kazuha. That's done something to
help with this country's shortage of royals. Okay, everyone, give Liscia a
big round of applause."
Clap, clap, clap, clap... The applause was full of jubilation and envy.
Liscia turned a bright shade of red. "Hold on! That's embarrassing! Stop
it!"
She must have felt like she was being put on display.
By the way, as for Cian and Kazuha, whom Excel had just brought up,
Souma and Carla were looking after them today.
Excel turned to Liscia, who was covering her face, and said, "Now then,
Princess Liscia? When you engaged in intercourse with His Majesty, did the
things you learned in the course help?"
"I think... they did. A lot."
So Liscia acknowledged the efficacy of the lessons. Th-They were useful,
huh?
I wondered how they'd been useful, but I doubted she was going to be
giving us those details, even if all the other four fiancées piled on and
started asking.
With a satisfied smile, Excel clapped her hands. "I think you can see the
utility of this lesson now, then. Please study hard, and put what you learn
into practice. Okay, now before we begin the lesson... Naden."
"Y-Yes?" I yelped.
Excel pulled a white notebook from out of her belongings and handed it
to me. The cover suspiciously had words like, "Top Secret" and "Not to be
Taken Outside."
While I looked dubiously at it, Excel smiled and said, "This notebook
contains His Majesty's true opinions about all of you, which I extracted
from him after getting him drunk. That includes you, too, of course,
Naden."
"Wha?!" I stared hard at the note.
This thing had how Souma felt about me written in it?!
And hold on, she'd said it like it was nothing, but getting him drunk and
then questioning him was pretty scummy, wasn't it?
When I looked around, everyone nodded knowingly.
"W-Well, this is for Souma and the country," Liscia seemed to be
saying.
"If not for resorting to this, we never would have heard His Majesty's
true feelings," Aisha's eyes suggested.
"We do know this is improper, but..." said Juna's resigned look.
"Well, what's done is done, they say," Roroa's shrug implied.
...What was this? I felt like I could hear the voices (excuses) in all of
their heads.
"Oh, my, you don't want the notebook, Naden?" Excel asked archly.
"...I do."
If she asked whether I wanted it or not... I did, of course. I was
concerned by what Souma thought of me, too, after all.
So... Sorry, Souma.
Once I took the white notebook Excel had prepared for me, she
continued.
"The evaluations written in here are unchanged from last time, but I've
newly added his opinion of Naden. It's very important to know what your
partner thinks of you in a married relationship, after all. Now, let me
announce His Majesty's opinion of Naden."
"Whah?! You're reading it out here?"
"Everyone else has already gone through this. You can read his opinions
of Liscia and the others later."
"...F-Fine."
If everyone else had already had theirs read out, I'd have to put up with
it. It was embarrassing to have mine made public, but I was interested in
what Souma had to say about the others.
Excel began reading what was in the notebook.
"Now, on to Naden's evaluation. According to His Majesty, 'Naden
looks small, but she's a girl who really has it together. I mean, she was there
to scold me when I was freaking out over Liscia giving birth. I find I'm
relying on her as a partner not just in battle, but in our personal lives, too.
Naden's a ryuu, so I know she could live on her own if she wanted, and go
wherever she wants. That freedom and independence reminds me of the
women in my old world. It's a nostalgic feeling.'"
"Ohhhhh..." I murmured.
This... this was embarrassing, yeah. Hearing Souma's praise for me in
front of everyone else, I was happy, but I thought my face was going to
burst into flames.
Liscia and Juna smiled, while Aisha and Roroa looked at me with a bit
of envy.
Excel continued. "Now, when I asked him if there was anything that he
had on his mind about Naden, this is how he answered. 'I wish she'd stop
jumping on me in the morning to wake me up. It's cute, but it makes me
want to pull her under the covers and go back to sleep while cuddling her.'"
"It's his fault for not just getting up!" I exclaimed. "...And if he wants to
pull me under the covers, I don't really mumble mumble."
I nearly said something embarrassing, but ended up trailing off.
Seeing my response, Roroa said, "That's good," leaning back in her
chair. "I wanna try gettin' on top of him to wake him up, too. I figure it
oughta be fine for someone lightweight, right?"
"W-Would you happen to be implying the rest of us are h-heavy?" Aisha
said, sounding panicked.
Well, looking at her, since Aisha was tall, had a good amount of muscle
on her, and had an impressive figure that she kept hidden... she must have
been the heaviest here. But it wasn't that she was in any way fat.
Roroa stuck her tongue out. "For the first time, I think we've got an
advantage on our bustier competition. Right, Nadie?"
"...I can't deny it."
There were things we could do because we were small. There were
things we wouldn't be able to do unless we were bigger, too, of course, but
there was no helping that.
Seeing Liscia, Aisha, and Juna looking at us jealously, I felt a little more
confident in myself for the first time.
Then Excel clapped her hands. "Okay, that's enough. We're in class
now, you know."
"""""Yes, ma'am."""""
"No need to get jealous. His Majesty sees all of you for your own
merits. I want you to keep that firmly in mind. Now that we've finished
announcing Naden's evaluation, I'd like to begin a lecture on the things a
husband and wife can get up to."
From there, Excel's Bridal Training Course began.
The content was... often risque enough I'd be hesitant to talk about it,
but, well... it was highly educational, I think.
When I heard about the black notebook, which contained all of the
[censored] things Souma wanted to do with us, and which we would be
given afterwards, my interest in the lecture grew.
...There was just one thing that bothered me. This part of Excel's lecture.
"For a husband and wife, kisses are an important way of checking the
bond between them. They feel less special if you kiss all the time, but be
sure to kiss when it really counts. Learn how to encourage him to do it."
My innocent heart was racing as I listened, but the others...
"Ever since the children were born, it's come naturally to us," Liscia put
in.
"If I act like I want to, he'll do it," said Aisha.
"With me... he can't do it without the help of alcohol," Juna sighed.
"I end up kissin' him myself," Roroa grinned.
They were accepting what she'd said with surprising ease.
Hang on! Just a minute! I was shocked. No way?! Am I the only one
who hasn't kissed Souma yet?!
With Excel's class over, and having received the aforementioned black
notebook, I decided to ask the other fiancées for details.
When, as a part of that, I told them I still hadn't kissed Souma, they
were all visibly surprised.
"Whaa?! Ya haven't kissed him yet, Nadie?!" Roroa's eyes went wide.
I was the one who really felt this was unbelievable. "For me, it's weirder
that you're all acting so normal about it. I know Liscia's already had his
children, but when did the rest of you kiss him?"
"For me, it was in the town near the border with the Star Dragon
Mountain Range where we met up with you," Aisha said. "With Lady
Liscia's consideration, I was allowed to sleep by his side for one night...
Hee hee." Perhaps remembering what had happened then, Aisha's face
broke into a silly grin.
Ohh... That time...
It was after Lady Tiamat had torn them apart, when Liscia had arranged
for the exhausted Aisha to be with Souma.
I had been told they hadn't done anything, out of consideration for
Liscia, but it seemed they'd sneakily been having a little fun, after all. I'd
underestimated her.
"For me... it was in the Republic of Turgis," said Juna. "When I was
caring for His Majesty, after he passed out at a hot springs inn in
Noblebeppu... um... he was so vulnerable, I couldn't help myself..."
Juna squirmed bashfully as she spoke.
I had a racial weakness to the cold, so I hadn't been able to join them on
the trip to the Republic of Turgis. To think an event like that happened
there, in secret... It was a bit frustrating.
Maybe I should have bundled up and gone with them.
"It was the Memorial Festival in Van for me," Roroa grinned. "When he
said, 'I will protect Princess Roroa for the rest of my life' during his speech,
I got so emotional, I ended up kissin' him hard."
She puffed her chest up with pride as she said that.
...Hard?
"Isn't that a weird way to say it? Isn't a kiss soft?" I asked.
"Nah, I got so carried away, I ended up smashin' teeth with him." Roroa
was laughing about it.
Even that memory of failure was already, at worst, a bittersweet memory
for Roroa. I was super jealous.
Then Liscia gave me an apologetic look. "I'm sorry, Naden. I never
realized. Normally, as the first primary queen, it would be my job to
manage things and make sure that none of us was being treated unfairly."
"It's not your fault, Liscia..." I said uncomfortably. "It's just that Souma
hasn't kissed me even once."
"I think the fact you've never done it before is the cause of that," Juna
said with a pensive look.
What did she mean?
"For a woman, her first kiss is something that stays with her. His
Majesty knows that, so he's being careful," she explained.
"Ohh!" Aisha broke in. "Yeah, once we'd done it once, he was a lot less
hesitant. Though he doesn't ignore the people around us, doing it anywhere
and everywhere."
So, Souma was trying to be considerate, by assuming my first kiss was
important to me, and while looking for a good time to do it, he'd kept
missing chances? Hmm... I was happy he cared, but that was kind of
vexing.
Roroa and Liscia were nodding, too.
"Darlin' can be pretty shy," Roroa added.
"He can. Even after we had been engaged for a while, he didn't try to
lay a hand on me," Liscia agreed. "If the saint from the Lunarian Orthodox
Papal State hadn't shaken him up, he might not have done anything until we
were married. The children might not have come until later."
"Oh, ya think? Well, praise be to the saint, then!" Roroa said jokingly,
and everyone smiled wryly.
If the Orthodox Papal State's sending a saint to the kingdom to try and
put themselves in a more advantageous position had made Souma and
Liscia cross the line, and thus indirectly helped produce an heir, that was
ironic...
Wait, that wasn't important right now.
"Ohh... What can I do?" I moaned.
"This may not be the best way to say it, but you're his means of
transportation, aren't you?" Aisha asked. "Don't you have a lot of time
alone, like when you're predicting the weather?"
I could only shake my head. "During those times, I have Souma on my
back and I'm in ryuu form, you know? If I were to try to turn my head
around and kiss him, there's too much of a size difference, so we could only
touch noses at best."
"I... guess so."
"W-Well, I think the next time you're alone together, you should try
doing it at your own pace, Naden," Liscia said. "I highly doubt Souma
would refuse you."
Trying to be supportive, Liscia was giving her permission.
...Okay. If Souma wasn't willing to do it because he was being
considerate, I'd have to do it myself! My prey wouldn't come to me on its
own. I'd have to hunt.
"I'll give it my best!" I declared.
While I stood there feeling like I had back when I was hunting in the
Star Dragon Mountain Range, everyone looked a little taken aback.
I apparently had the eyes of a large, carnivorous beast.
I didn't want to weird Souma out, so I'd have to hold back a little.
Some days later, my chance finally came.
Today I was going to be flying around with Souma to see what the
weather would be like for the week.
"Okay, let's go, Naden," he told me.
"Roger that!"
Having changed into my ryuu form, I had Souma get on my back, and I
swam up into the sky.
Then, hanging in the sky in predetermined places, I predicted the
weather using my ryuu whiskers, and Souma wrote the results down on
paper.
During that routine work, I kept thinking furiously about where I would
try to kiss Souma.
Should we stand on top of a mountain? Or beside a pretty lake? Or
maybe set down on a little island...?
While watching the terrain flow by beneath me, I agonized over what to
do.
I must have been pretty out of it, because Souma got suspicious.
"What's wrong? Your head's in the clouds today."
"...We are in the sky, after all."
"Oh! Hey, that was clever." Souma let out an impressed laugh.
It looked like I'd dodged the issue.
I refocused, got back to work, and we were at the final stop.
"It's going to be clear six days from now, and seven days from now,
too," I said.
"Okay, and done. That's everything, huh...? Whew!"
Having finished taking down everything I told him about next week's
weather, Souma let out a tired yawn, and held his forehead, probably
because of his tired eyes.
"You okay? You look even more tired than usual."
"Yeah... Cian goes to sleep easily, but Kazuha's always crying at night.
I've been taking turns checking on them with Liscia and Carla, so I'm a bit
short on sleep."
"You're the king. Couldn't you leave this to the maids? If you collapse,
the country's going to be in serious trouble, you know."
"I know, but... Liscia wants to watch after them herself, without leaving
it to a wet nurse. I can't make her go through all the trouble alone, and, as a
father, I want to take part in raising my own children. It's tiring, but... Well,
I'm just happy to be able to see the children's faces."
Seeing Souma smile like that, I felt a frustration building up deep inside
my chest, and it was hard to be there.
Happy just to see the children's faces... I think that was the right way for
a parent to feel. But, just as Souma was Cian and Kazuha's father, he was
my knight, my king, and my life partner. I didn't want him to be satisfied
with just the happiness he got from Liscia and their family.
...I know. I was being jealous.
I wanted him not to just look at Cian and Kazuha, but at me, too.
Normally, it might be a virtue to keep that feeling bottled up inside my
chest and never speak about it. But even if that was a virtue... I felt like I
just couldn't do that.
If I did, it would have bad consequences.
I didn't want to think badly of Liscia and her children.
I didn't want to start acting unlike myself, losing the me that Souma
loved.
That was why I needed Souma to face my feelings head on.
"I know Cian and Kazuha are cute, but it feels lonely when all you look
at is the children," I burst out.
"Huh?" Souma got a blank look on his face, and I brought my face
around close to his.
"Look at me, too, okay?"
"Oh...! Sorry. I didn't mean not to..." Souma seemed to recognize my
jealousy and apologized. He stroked my snout. "You're right. I feel like the
children are more important than my own life, but that doesn't mean I can
neglect my time with you. No, not just you, Naden. Liscia, Aisha, Juna, and
Roroa, too."
"That's right. It's your responsibility to make every member of the
family happy. If you make anyone cry..."
"If I do, then what?"
"Hee hee, this."
I changed into human form. Even though we were still high in the sky.
Seeing me rapidly shrink, Souma cried out in surprise.
"Whoa, hold on, Naden?! If you transform here...!"
"It's dangerous, so don't let go, Souma."
I held Souma's hand tight with my now-human hands.
Now that I was fully human, we were being pulled downward by
gravity. Souma's back was toward the ground, and I was falling with him,
his right hand held in mine. We were gradually accelerating, and I could
feel the air rushing by us.
This height and speed was nothing to me, but it looked like it was an
incredible experience for Souma.
"%$&@#!" Souma shouted incoherently, slapping my hand with the
hand I wasn't holding. That was probably his way of saying, "I give, I
give!"
I took his hand in mine, brought my face close, and shouted loud enough
he could hear me over the wind. "It's okay! I'm with you!"
"There's nothing okay about suddenly making me go skydiving!"
"You make Halbert and his people do it all the time!"
"Sorry, Hal! I swear, I'll tell them to raise the Dratroopers' pay!"
It seemed Souma had managed to adapt to the situation. No, maybe I
should say he'd stopped caring.
It seemed, holding hands with mine so that our arms formed a ring, he'd
developed the composure to be able to look at the ground.
"It's scary what you can get used to," he said. "I'm starting to have fun
now."
"Well, you're always flying through the sky on my back, after all."
"Just please, turn back before we hit the ground."
"Got it. But, now, let's do something we can only do in human form."
When I pulled Souma in close, our bodies turned so the scenery was
upside down.
We accelerated, pitching headlong towards the ground.
And then...
I brought myself close to Souma's flustered face, and locked lips with
him.
We couldn't stay close for long with our bodies like this, of course, so it
was only a light kiss, but Souma turned bright red and his eyes went wide.
"I-Is now the time?!"
"Well, I heard I was the only one you hadn't done it with yet."
"But still... Mmph!"
I pulled him in and kissed him again. While repeating that process, the
ground got close, so I turned into my ryuu form and got Souma on my back.
Finally released from free fall, and with an exhausted look on his face, I
stifled a laugh as I asked Souma, "Well, how was it? Your first kiss with
me."
"...I'd rather have my feet firmly on the ground when I kiss someone,"
Souma joked with a serious look on his face. "In more ways than one."
"Ahahaha!" I burst out laughing. "Hee hee! If you don't want another
kiss in the air, make sure you kiss me regularly from now on, okay?"
"...I'll remember that."
With this, I was sure we'd made a memory we'd never forget.
Hee hee! I wonder what kind of face Liscia and the others would make if
I told them about it!
I hummed to myself in ryuu form as I danced up into the sky.