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FUFC

FUFC Synopsis Peter Hamm is a lifelong Flint United Supporter who can’t hold down a job but can hold his liquor like a league champ. The same cannot be said for his beloved FUFC, who are in a fight for survival in league football. Through Peter, we see a glimpse of this small footballing town as everything predicates on the match day result, and where woe and heartache is solved with a pint or four and victory is celebrated the same way. With hope and money all but gone from the club, along with a string of foreign managers, FUFC will turn to the only person daft enough and free enough to take the job. Can Peter Hamm, who never saved a pence if it weren’t for a drink, save this team and town from facing relegation?

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The bar emptied and June took her old man back to the home. It'd be full again all too soon but Pete determined in his hazy head to get up out of there and welcome the travelling Sculley boys in the way that Flint fans knew best. He joined a caravan of blokes going down Brixton Road in black and red and on the piss, and with their chants of FUFC; the job and June and Jonesy on hold. Petey, known to the lads, showed his ass to passing traffic and gobbed off the overpass with them; they pissed themselves as he got out his cock and with Spez, the special one, they formed the Golden Arches and the lads took their picture and car horns honked behind.

'Petey, you porker,' they'd all say and 'show em your tits' as the grans all came out for afternoon tea. They weren't all too amused to have been shown up in the saggy tits department. It had all became a ritual of sorts and he grew bonded to them in it, never outgrowing and overcoming his place within it.

They stationed outside the gate to the olland Road training ground. Someone had nicked off with the 'H' long ago.

The Sculley lads are fucking bellends

They play like shite, we'll be all right

Cause we'll be shagging their wives and girlfriends

They belted out their lyrically overworded songs with gusto as the Sculley team bus pulled into the facility. They welcomed them with the finger and an up yours; a Flint special of expectorated sputum.