The W party

So…..

As the video record of the second date between Fizzi and Kurama ended with rather: unexpected turn of events, the party on the dinner table on 'Schmucks fun place' restaurant vent dead silent.

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The first interruption comes from the little calico kitten who tap with his paws happily because he liked the movie.

The second come from Savii 2.0 "That's right young master, but please be patient for a little more. There is still something more to be told in this story."

The third one was Fizzi. "Hold on! You don't trying to say here, that I and that beauty are… you know… married."

The fourth was Newdori. "Fizzi… I am not going too lied to you… but if I know that red priest from video as I know myself. At some point, the marriage must be true."

On the last place was of course a Roxxan. "Eh, I must ask, did I actually… aimed for that deity?… or something else happened? Then the incident you talking about, must be my fault."

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But Savii waved her hand in denial. "Oh no, I can testimony that Roxxan; even if it sound weird, are not directly responsible for the mentioned incident. Side events are something else, but they individually had no major meaning. During the entire party, you dint manage to seriously stab anyone." Then at last she remember at something. "Well, if I dint count that one attempt to create art, when you tried turning one particular avatar into hedgehog with one hundred of blunt dinner knifes." Somehow the trio got a little bit interested in the topic as they give it a space to develop.

"I must admit that's a really creative way of how to use dinner instrument."

"It's honorable enough to the point, we shall not explored it any deeper. But Fizzi, the first thing you shall check right now is your bank account, and then look if you dint loosed more that are visible from naked eye. If it happens to be something like a red numbers, then doesn't worry man; I will support you."

"What about the ring? That shall be the first think to check. Or at last the mark on his ring finger." Roxxan instantly shot her glance around at the other 'customers' on restaurant, as she expected to see 'some' sketchy or suspicious person to observe them.

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But the maid in service of them pointed the controller on TV. "None of these are necessary for us to do." And she pressed the play button.

This time the title on TV-screen says [The best worst day ever.]

It was seemed that the 'movie director prodigy' actually managed to get into that party in a moment when everyone in lobby was exited and busy by preparing for forthcoming wedding. Everyone except the pair composed from bride and groom. Those two have blank expression as they had been at the end of options and ideas. Funny thing is that they fail to consider the simple choice to just 'run away'. Maybe they were simply moved by the sore amount of effort everyone put in that they dint want to ruin the expectation of everyone. Or there was some invisible prison ball made of metal connected to theirs ankles.

And then… the wedding was ready... and the iconic music start to play.

The red priest was the person hosting/ leading the marriage event in front of something that shall represent hasty made altar.

Savii 1.0 and Vronica have been the bridesmaids standing on the side as wing-mans. Both have been completely clueless of what to do. So they just stand there like a statures and stared at the audience divided at half by the path from back of the room to the altar.

One half of the siting sites in lobby were filled with Lollies and some veteran racers and 'divine something?' from bride side.

The other half was filled with anyone and anything that was around, but mostly they have been from the (Fizzi's team?) during the race.

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Newdori make an opening speech. "Okay everyone, I hope you all know how things going here. So shut the hell up!!… Open the door!"

The door indeed opened and showed the groom with bride, but those two was not moving toward the altar. Newdori, as soon he saw the petrified duo, he make his move. "Okay, for the sake of us all, we will speed things up a little bit."

And so, he marched toward the two love birds, encircled them and decided to push those two statures right in front of altar.

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As soon the pair was on place, Newdori opened the borrowed bible and immediately holly auras enlighten the trio. He roll his eyes around. "Okay folks, no pranks from this point!"

Even if he say that to all, it was the Furtrap himself who make an objection hardly keeping his sanity together. "Wait! Buddy, I don't want crush you desire to do a good think, but don't you think you pushing thinks too fast, too far?"

And the Kurama was losing her own sanity even more, with her eye pupils tiny from insanity, as if she was overthinking about something, like an unappropriated under-skin comments. "H- Hey, I am not that old to be craving for wedding, or anything."

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On other hand the priest dint buy anything from they cold feet excuses. "Yeah, nice try. The body language on both of you say otherwise."

"But you don't even asked us if 'we', are okay with this weeding thing. Don't you think, that at the end; I will be the one who will be accused from forcing her into this? Do you even consider her kind and such?"

"That's right. I to don't ether want be lately accused from forcing him to do this through tricks and misunderstanding. It's not that he is actually not bothered by some nonsense and for time actually do a helpful approach."

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They pleading was unsuccessful because the book material squeak under his (angry?) grip. He was just that experienced in doing those weddings. "So, you two are not just blind, but even deaf, from the whole fact; that both of you are in phase of DENIAL OF YOU OWN FEELINGS! No more of side tracking and 'faffing around'! You two are in so deep love, that if I dint know this already too well: I will tell you two are so high from infatuation [love fewer, love sick] that you are stoned cold. So we doing this right now, right here-- to save… like 250 episodes of fillers." He make a power pose to hold the imaginary ropes of this event. "Dear friends, companions, 'Chat', 'Reader', and random passers-by… we gather here to merge those two idiots in a connection of sacred marriage." At second later the red priest vent into flames. ... But not in emotional flames,-- not in flames of moment,-- or anything metaphoric… He was spontaneously set on fire, and start burning like Olympic torch right in front of everyone. "Great, now I am on fire. AAAAAAAA!!!" He screams on entire lobby, but no one come to help him. Everyone just had pull out eyes on WTF just happened, thinking that this is part of some show. "Why I am burning?!!"

"Buddy, did you drink something? Or are you on some 'chained event', when you will experience multiple ridiculous smiting until you will ascend as a being?"

"I don't think this time you are accurate Fizzi, it was more to do of who we are. Putting all yokes at the side; because we are in holly grounds and both of us are practically in/(from) goodly domain of sphere and mister Newdori are in/(from) demonic domain of sphere, then: Due of the triggered sacred event, the present domain on this lobby is trying to purify any major impurity in center of the event. Not to mention that his stubborn insist, onto be our guide trough this event; will not go without price. So, in other words: Yes, the realm is trying to smite him until he will be purified…" Now she realizes that Fizzi was again right. "Dammit… Until he ascends as a being wort for this particular setting."

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The flames dint go out on Newdori. "It must hurt so much?-- No matter!-- We are moving up! If there is anyone who think those two shall not get marry?-- let you mouth be shut up forever! Because I will don't deal with some shit that will someone shout from boredom! And with this I now pronounces you two as a Husband and Wife!"

Furtrap was moved from losing it to be confused. "What happened to that important question where you asking us for ours: 'Yes' or 'No'! Including the rings."

But the fox was like she was angrily talking in wispier tone to someone else who was clearly mocking her; via telephone, video chat, or some mystical communication method; but she dint hold anything that will support this theory. ("Shut up everyone! I definitely will not stand for a nickname: 'Granny who snatched a Jung rabbit.'! Most of you are older than me!")

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The flame of smite get up on intensity as it burned Newdori even more. "I not giving up!! You can now kiss or whatever!!" And with this line: 'He burst.' And he was burning down piece by piece to the black dust. That dust was set to fly away as the host was withering where he has standing. Only his last dying scream echoed toward the lobby, until only pile of black dust remained at the floor. It mark/ resemble the spot, where the red demonic priest had his last stand, as he set his best friend on journey of life.

The duo was pulled out eyes, with clear 'What the fook just happened?!' message onto thy faces. They manage to turn they gaze towards the 'audience' only to realize that the crowd with holding breath desired that mystical 'kiss'.

They try to look on the bridesmaids for help. But Vronica melted when she has been moved to tears. And Savii has holding on her shoulder a big TV camera for detailed recording that you will find only on movie making place and on studios on TV station, where this big TV camera has siting on tripod. [It was freaking big.] Of course the main duo was for entire time under the camera watchful eye.

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Fizzi got a possible best idea ever on how to get out of this: As he turn to the audience making a pun, pose he tried to make it sound, as all of this was a prank. "Well folks, that's all from this stun, thank you from coming to our performance. I hope you enjoy it. You can all go home now." But at this announcement the audience blow up in euphoria and pop up/ throw a wave of confetti in air in clearly celebration mode. They start clapping and praying the new marriage. But only the Furtrap doesn't get it. "What?! What's going on?"

Eyebrow on Kurama face twitched a little bit. "Fizzi dear, you have zero experience in family interaction, and delicate pronouncing. Dint you? Instead of clearing this general misunderstanding, you accidentally just told them that the ceremony was successful."

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He tried to make an apology as he face her. "Whaaat? For mi defense, the closes think to my family is Shroodinger lab certificate, Newdori, Savii and Vronica. Nobody teaches me the secrets of private smooth talks."

But she give him a cold stare. "How did you survived for so long?"

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But he dint like that (stare down?) on him as he make a sarcastic apology. "Oh-- I am sorry miss: 'I am technical antitalent, please make it simple for me.', or do you think I dint notice that you practically dint touched any modern technology so far; until you, have been instructed what to do, being leaded step by step? Those girls dint do everything by themselves just because they honor you so much, even if the honor part is true. They just realize really fast that if they want anything to be done in technical means, they must have ensured that you will stay on the coach bench. Even from this race tournament perspective, you practically only know how to drive race car on track and leading your 'Kóhai'. [Younger coworker, apprentice, classmate.] But I bet that at last once; you managed to get lost on you own stadium."

She quickly followed his example and was already on same 'note'. "Oh common!... That was one time!,-- and you dint know the conditions that lead to it. I was lost in troughs, so I dint noticed I was walking in circles, and everyone thought I am just strolling around. But if you want playing those cards, I have some too! It's not that we each other carrying an entire group of misfits, just to conclude the detail that we are the biggest misfits from them all, and don't showing a daaam about it. You too have some major objective on which you trying to hide you unease that you are stuck on yours important personal task and didn't make any progress for so long."

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This make him to make a physical and rhetorical half-step back. "Wow… You truly opened herself during the past few events. Normally you will just play cold and silent, or coy and noble. Hmm... On the other hand, we really shall move on from this mess." He looked at the pile of Newdori dust, that slowly but surely decreasing its volume due mysterious breeze that was kidnapping particles to air. "My friend slowly taking off on the journey to the wind, so I shall at last something put into jar as a memory. Then I can give him later a proper funeral."

He reached for the pile, but the fox stopped him. "So much drama for no reasons. Let me handle it!" She raised her hands aimed them on the pile. With a little more concentration and silent enchanting of sacred words; a heaven light descend from 'celling? / sky?'. It shined down directly on that pile of dust.

When a similar heaven type of jingle echoed through the lobby, the Newdori start (rising?) from his own ash.

He has becoming resurrected… but not into his red and black form of demonic priest (fan of Alucard), but into his red and withe form that look kind of like he is some singer in some prestigious night club from 60's. And as he stands up in front of everyone, he was calm and peaceful. "Hmm, I am back and fresh. Interesting." He looked on the couple in front of him. "Hmmmm… Before we move to next point, there is something I must do, and I am pretty sure you know what it is." He was taking a deep breath, for his trademark scream.

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But the trademark scream newer arrived... What has heard thought the lobby was something straight from an opera. Newdori indeed screamed, but instead of well know 'screaming into the void', it sounded like something from an opera singer 'Luciano Pavarotti' whose yell tone go so high to the sky, that random passerby can think there is 'Wiking opera' theater play on air.

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It was so powerful that a sonic wave hit everyone on the lobby.

It was strong enough to wake up Roxxan inside of Vronica who got dizzy and instant switch with her sister. Or the withe sister got knocked out. But this dark side sister received a heavy hit to her heart, when it was like a (Amour arrow piercing attack) to the point she joined her palms on her chest in innocence way. Not to mention that she was actually blushing with 'Paf' expression on her face. [Stoned with blush, wondering and hopeless smile looking at him but nearly lost in troughs.] It was almost like some young girl just fall in love. Or it was from the fact that both of the sisters had been aristocrats who like a wealthy stuff. But nobody in lobby notices it.

But Savii 1.0 was in alarm. "Warning… noise level… above recommended operation… range. Malfunction of camera… imminent…" But the dam large thing on her shoulder already sparked around like a fireworks, and stopped working. "Oh… I don't get it… missing explanation… Why? This noise… is getting in publicity ranking… then of then?"

The audience starts clapping in overwhelmed recognition at the unexpected singing performance.

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But Newdori who was shocked the most from this 'unexpected turn of events' clearly grasp his moment of fame and made speech, with unexpectedly noble manner. "Okay, I think anyone have questions, so kept them for yourself! I don't care and will not care. So, we will move into reception party, and you can thank me later. And I mean by that mainly you two dummies, Fizzi and Kurama. Take this time to realize that you two are 'lost cause' like a 'prescripted destiny mates' it will be better if you already stop fighting it and accept it." That mark the end of the weeding ceremony. "That its! Everyone, get on you feet and move you buts! There's loot a hungry eyes here and we will not tolerate a random teeth sinking. It's time to feast!"

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[With that the video from the Fizzi's wedding has ended.]

But the red priest and four Neko's who was sitting at the 'Schuck fun place' restaurant, weren't that moved. Or they weren't moved in the right way.

Savii 2.0 was smiling nervously as she pet the kitten that got emotional and needed attention. "Now you indeed realize why I releasing the information's step by step." But she quickly added: "Besides, I am putting my plan of great escape from this place into a smooth motion. So again, please cooperate with me!"

But Newdori was dead serious. "What… the… fook… I just… watch?..."

He clearly ignored the girl next to him who from her nervousness has 'unstable personality', and she continued switching between her withe and black side in random intervals. It nearly looked like she was bothered by something and both of sister were unsettled. At last no other of her friends said anything to it.

Fizzi at other hand indeed understand a certain fact: That there is more even serious task at hand to solve; and he look at the calico kitten. "Are we really going to assume that I and that Kurama lady, have…" He makes a silly expression, but soon shock his head. "Savii, you said something about incident. Are you trying say that somebody has done something? Like somebody from third party had the Kurama in eye watch and… I don't know… got angry that she didn't end up with him and… committed assault on the party?..." And he quick glanced at everyone on the table. "And we lost?"

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But the maid lowered her eyes. "I am sorry. I still cannot tell. But, we shall continue watching the records, because there was more to it." with those words she pressed the play button.

[Party realizes that Fizzi is not anymore: free to grab.]