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The Third person date

The party group at table [Vampire red priest, three Neko girls in bloom and the Kitten.] finally began they feast, as the working maid Savii 2.0 managed to prepare a home video set and put a TV screen on the wall for them to watch the (supposedly safe?) video about Fizzi romantic story with certain fox.

So the video started, displayed black screen with withe decorated frame that can be seen on mute films from early days of cinematography, displaying the title: 'Love stories of certain fox: Fizzi's Arc.' After that was shown a chapter line declaring info about the income scene: 'The first date.'

Of course the scene displayed a table-slot for four customers in some family restaurant. And pair of those customers was already siting in next to each other. Newdori [closer to the alley] and Fizzi [right next to the window] was obviously nervous while waiting for someone to appear, which will sit on other side of the table.

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The red priest was of course skeptic. "Okay Fizzi, what the hell? You pull me out of my stuff, because the 'chick' decided at the last minute to make your date a double date. Did at last one of you realize how awkward it can become if a certain pairing will just silently stare at each other? But as much the double date looks promising at start, I already starting to regret my decision to come here." He looks directly at the camera. "Especially when there is this: generic French Loli artist school student girl from Paris, with 'high-tech' camera on her beret [cap, hat]. Who act as a movie making prodigy that currently crafting her debut getting materials for romantic movie as some kind of school project?" He looks at her business card in his hand and then looked at his friend. "You do realize that (this date), can be pretty fast turned into blackmailing, right? Especially when she gives her business card to an obviously suspicious person."

Obviously, the withe furry one wasn't giving up hope. "Hey, hey, I appreciate you care and loyalty man. The girl that we going to meet told me that she taking care about bunch of these girls. So, she maybe got a panic attack, and randomly grabbed someone as moral support. Maybe she needs some extra moral support for her to come out from her closet. Or this friend of her, simply wanted to check me first and she invited herself in." He throw his paw in (its okay) gesture. "Relax. This little girl probably got curious about her teacher date and by grabbing a suitable excuse she went to check. Plus I don't think that her 'sensei' [teacher, honorable master in art], will have any malicious intent if this come smoothly."

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The smooth talking really make the priest to easy his mod a little. "Thanks for that update buddy. If this is truly sincere intent from her, then you can count on my support as your wing-man. But I will not promise to start dating her mental support pillar, her wing-man or whatever she will be presented for. So, don't even dare to try bringing it up. Speaking of update, how did you even manage to get a date in the first place? Did she stuck somewhere, you pulled her out and she cried thanking you for saving her life?"

Furtrap make a silly smile as he scratch back of his head, thinking how he will explain this. "Well, one time I was doing my performance as usual. But she was the one from audience who laughed, and laughed; to the point she trip. I catch her into my arms, and make pun on which she continue laughing. Then I continue making jokes and such to the point she melt and beg me to stop, staying completely defenseless in my arms. Without a warning, she asks for my contact that she had a thigh schedule to follow. After that: some time passed until she finally called. So we talked over phone a little bit... And now we are here."

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Priest roll his eyes in circle. "Nice fairy tale. The gag characters are truly invincible. She probably wanted some excuse to get you to meet her, so she can pull on you her revenge prank. Probably she putting some ridiculously funny costume on herself right now as we speak, in order to make you laugh to the point; where you will: 'tap out'." [give up]

"Dude--- you know I will newer back off from the challenge of entertaining. If that the case, she better put some guts into it, because I will not go down so easily."

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On this point the duo noticed that the character in question enter their area of vision as she vent out from corner. So the camera girl turned around, to observe the fox lady who kind of forcibly dragged someone behind her. But due to the fox's extra big and fluffy tail; who create nearly a mirage that there's like six or nine of those tails,... there was no way to tell who that dragged person is, when it was hided behind all that fluffiness. That fox tail/s mysteriously fluffed and waved as if there was wind in hairs/ fur. Because this majestic fox's entry onto current scene was so captivate; a random passerby can state: 'It was like: falling in love at first sight.' Or something like: 'The angel itself, has descend on earth.'

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So the yaw-bone of the male duo dropped down in awe, who clearly understand that simple record (in mind or camera) of this lady walking towards them can leads to a quite high sales of this clip. So, the little camera girl was probably on right spot to make a money.

The fox clearly noticed the (first impression) impact she made, and decide to raise the bar by making a nearly seductive body expression with a wink.

Because the girl behind this 'goddess' was still slightly resisting to even walk like a death weight; this 'moral support pillar' was practically pushed by the fox itself into the seat next to window as the lady itself sit next to her closing her escape route. But the boys wondering expression, froze to cold blue, the moment when they stared at Vronica. Her silly expression was of someone who just dint manage to say 'No!', to this double date when she still had time to do it.

Manville: (On the table of five at 'Schuck fun place', the Newdori and Roxxan who was watching this video give each other a short 'WTF' glance.)

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The fox lady who radiated a (godly aura?), clearly stays to her act of true lady, and coquettishly glanced at the two gentlemans, when silence echoed at the table. "Oh my. Fizzi dear, you managed to impress me. I can say that you clearly brought a good friend of yours with you in so such short announcement. But I noticed that there is some problem on your side with the person I pick up to accompany me on this wonderful event. Did something happen between you two and this young lady with fine but little shy personality? Or, my lovely Vronica here already managed to score highly, when she was just ready for something that will cheer her up?"

The Neko girl groaned in weak voice, forcing her words out of her mount. "So weak… Entrapped… The enlightenment... She radiate too much… Unable to resist her..."

The first one who awake from daydream was the priest. "No! No! Vronica is fine; we even know each other's. She's even 'cool', but her-- tween sister Roxxan is-- a little bit prickly-- overprotective on 'I will stab you!' level."

Of course the Furtrap was used to work with his buddy and quickly followed his example. "Yeah, as Newdori says, it nearly to the point of: 'circle of life'. But can I ask you for favor?... Can you a little, tinny bit, decrease the light volume? You radiating too much of holly aura, that you clearly don't need a lamp on night walks through forest. We appreciate that you make a wonderful first impression but-- Vronica here,-- is a night owl. And due of that she sensitive to sun effects, doubling the strength of it, like she was two person connected by night spell. So she right now suffering overdose by double dose of sunshine. Additionally to that, she's currently being crushed by you spiritual aura pressure of your majestic presence. So, can you tune it down please? Or if it is possible, turn it off completely? It will be a big help. Especially for her."

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The lady glanced at her companion who look like her life will wither like a body of vampire when looking into a sun; and the fox make a guilty expression. "Oh my... Now, when you pointed it out,-- that's actually explaining a lot... I suppose, that I get a little too overboard and dint notice what I am doing to her. All that because I was so obsessed with making you payback from that laughing therapy. But doing so, I unintended make more mistakes that I should." She makes a weak sigh. "So, I shall make at last a proper atone for my actions, and apologies to everyone. Even I shall fix the hostility between mister Newdori and Miss Roxxan."

The moment that the soul pressure which cursed down Vronica was gone, the princess girl makes a groan of relief.

But the red priest tried to laugh off the fox's comment with soft tone. "It's really a not necessary to do that (fix the hostility) part. I assume that you haven't met Roxxan yet, so you don't know about what I am talking about." He gives it though and then he drop his honor act. "Fook it! If you want to do it: be my quest. But you clearly don't need to do it. So, you can give up on that plan anytime. Roxxan is 'staby' against anyone who got near Vronica. (Because that an excellent excuse.) But if she appears here; she's 'all yours'. And I shall say that even if we are demons, Roxxan clearly don't have a good resistance against holly powers, and that marks even this Neko princess there." As he finished talking about his problem he swiftly redirect the attention back at the fox-lady. "But, are you okay to siting with us? I mean: Won't your reputation suffer if you are seen with us? I doubt that... So, I suggest that your highness shall frag out of here [leave], back up to her fluffy cloud on the heavens, from which one she fall over down to between us. At last as fast as she got here, and forget about us commoners. All this before this discussion crosses the lines of negotiation and creeps into a friendly meeting."

Because the withe furry mistaken his friend action to drive away the fox, for some turn of phase about them be (famous?) figures; he point out a completely different comparison between them. "Truly,-- what he speak out, is really going from his heart; unfiltered. Well, to add to the commoners tag, we are not just a nobody." He pulled out his chest proudly. "We are kind of famous, because we are 'that Whiskateers', and I am their captain. [Parody to the story about a group of French royal musketeers. One member died, when his leg slip during the join ceremony, right after he got on his knee and say: "It will be my honor..." *dead*] But in any way, you has done a really great first impression. It was so great, that we though: (That some deity, has descend down to this world to bless us mortals with her visit.) You really got us on that. To the point where I wonder where you managed to muster up so much holy power to pull off this show." Then his voice gets a hint of worry. "You dint empty some secret jar that some 'High priest' kept on side of his closet for a rainy days? Which one, that has been dedicated to collecting holly juice for some time? Like centuries? Dint you? I hope it will not affect someone work with title as 'High priest', who will get pale when he will eventually found that someone pranked his stash of stuff."

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The fox gave embarrassment laughter as she was urgent to change the topic for discussion. "Point taken... A-- Anyway this little show was not the only thing that was on my agenda today and here. Actually I had so good time, that day on that performance of yours; that I wish to return the favor. So listen up! There will be an event on 'go-kart' track that I supervise, and you had been invited."

The forgotten princess finally grain some awareness of her surroundings. As she look around on the trio around her she raised her finger and open her mound to ask her question. But as two or three seconds passed she give up and rather stayed silent.

But the priest was more that generous to give some sermon. "Yea, I will not lie and tell that I am worried about 'this' settings of yours. Especially when its look like you practically 'Catfishing' Fizzi into something potentially shady. Plus, he's already bit down his teeth into that bait with all his might. So, if some mystical being starts pulling up the fish rood, he will raise up to air like any other cat that stubbornly refuses to let go, the already cached pray. You will not mind if I bring some more friends' with us as an insurance to keep an eye on him, dint you?" He looked at his friend who was 'staring' at the lady... (probably daydreaming about them to play chase…) ...but Newdori get angry and yell: "FIZZI!!!"

At the sound of (minecraft?) closing 'trapdoor clap' he awake from his day dream. "Oh yea, knowing him; he will try to bring up something, that will include him to do phone call to his entire friend list, to get at last a fifty racers."

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Her foxy tail jiggled showing her (suppressed?) enthusiasms as it suddenly become twice fluffy as before. "Excellent. The kids liked Fizzi's performance so much that they want to know him better. Bringing more people on you side, will make a really good insurance to not get you group of 'Whiskateers' overwhelmed by my kids." She though for a second. "I got a wonderful idea! How about we turned the entire event into a little competition between clubs? We even can create a wining prize for a victorious team. Something 'old school' [old fashioned], like the loosing team will buying a can of drink from wending machine to the wining team, as something like the 'spoils of war'."

Veronica on this proposal reacted with raised brow and finally spoke up. "Excuse me my interruption on this deal, but I got the feeling that you team are formed mostly with kids. Is that right? So, I doubt there will be many veterans presented on race day in yours rank. On the other hand, this side…" She hesitated for a moment as she look at the male duo on other side of the table. "This side will have some exceptional… [Lunatic, with brick on gas pedal.] …racers with questionable unsafe unique race style." [Destruction derby, CarMagedon, Collision crash test dummy jackass, and so on...] As she observed the duo on other side of table she lost all her words.

But those two don't get her point and got priggish and full of confidence that they will win that easily. Especially the priest had a commentary. "Yea, the game can quickly become a blood bath of tears. On other hand, even if it sound pleasured enough to get a can of juice from defeated site; it can really fast become a really awkward, when we will be practically stealing the 'spoils of war' from some kiddos."

"I see now the problem, it will be logical to play low in order to loose. But, someone can get so much into it, that he will make those kids to cry."

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Even if the trio was somehow honestly worrying about they (supposedly one side advantage) in this proposed competition, the forehead of the fox has to tell a different story: Even if her eyes have been closed, her eyebrows twitched with annoyance, so she starts speaking slowly. "On any other circumstance, you all will maybe have a valid point. But due to yours blissful ignorance, you three blabbed some quite insults that got onto mi nerves. And what more infuriating, none of you don't even get that, because I on purpose hide some facts. But I shall reveal something about me that you clearly misunderstood here... I am not the cute fragile flower who spends her days sweeping fallen leaves on shrine courtyard, or reading books in nice garden... No, I spend my days behind steering wheel on race tracks. And you all managed to say something extravagant." She takes a short breath. "Exceptional racers?… Unique race style?... Worrying about our felling when you are so sure that we will certainly loose?... Going easy on us, because you feel so better?... Thinking, that you will loose on purpose, after showing that you mightier?... Do you realize, that you; just now; practically challenged a club that dint just have his own race track, but have his own racing stadium with everything?... We even have our own big workshop of famous brand. Not to mention, we are common participants in go-cart championship."

The trio was set aback with this unexpected developing off situation.

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Suddenly she opened her eyes, and glared at them like a delinquent from dark side alley, who was ready to pick up a fight. "Coincidentally, I have been the track champ for a while. I and my gang… I mean the club... Has actually thinking to go easy on 'You!' So, that you side will not go home crying like a babies. But that are not an option right now!" She stands up form her seat and looked very determinate. "That's it! I Kurama, and my g-- the club;... are challenging you group of 'Whiskateers' to a fast and furry go-carts tournament!... As a host, our team will take care about track, machines, and snack! You team shall bring the best you got, and don't even think about chickening out from this! Plus the bet about wending machine stays. Our true wining prize will be: the look of defeat on you sorry faces, when all that strong words, what you said here; will disappear into to a smoke and dust, far behind our cars." She makes a deep breath as she inhale and exile. "Now-- If you excuse me, I going for my kids! I have to show a certain group of ignoramuses what they are up against. So wait there! I will be back I a minute!" And she walked away.

Suddenly Vronica was very talkative as she leaned forward over the table, to those two. "What I was gotten into? Who she is? All I remember is: That the moment she showed up in front of me; she was so bright like sun that I get dizzy. I don't even remembering what we have been talking about. Then we got a challenge with old fascinated withe glove thrown onto our faces. Do you realize that for 'someone certain' [Roxxan] this will be like a feast in festival?" [Roxxan maybe have a nihilistic problem, with stabbing people.]

The other two leaned forward too, so they all have been close in some kind of battle meeting. "And she will not be the only one for who it will be feast. [Savii] Not mentioning the heavy pranksters. But, if the golden Foxy will return here with some bulky guys, we must expect to fight for our lives to get out of here. But if she bring four brats on clear act of crybaby, then you Fizzi; must jump out of the window. Just run and don't look back, she are clearly after you in more way that for fun on weekend."

"Hey, hey, chill out you two. So what? She probably a former member of some motorbikes gang, who found her passion on official tracks. And now she is a teacher, who teaching others about her racing passion. There was clearly some exaggeration from all of us. I can imagine she was so into that challenge, that she decided to spice up the back story a little bit. Just relax. Okay? Everything will be just fine."

So the trio decided to wait…

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[Notes, theories, and misleading explanations.]

-Meaning of roll your eyes in English roll your eyes idiom to move your eyes upwards as a way of showing that you are annoyed or bored after someone has done or said something SMART Vocabulary: related words and phrases Grimacing and frowning bitchy resting...

-Catfishing - The phenomenon of internet predators that fabricate online identities and entire social circles to trick people into emotional/romantic relationships (over a long period of time). Possible motivations: revenge, loneliness, curiosity, boredom. The term catfishing was inspired by the 2010 documentary "Catfish."

-Nihilism is a philosophy, or family of views within philosophy, that rejects generally accepted or fundamental aspects of human existence, such as objective truth, knowledge, morality, values, or meaning. For Roxxan it can be crystallized in her over use of her blade.