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The Interspecies Interview III

Black screen and title: [Interview with Princess or Queen?]

So, as the maid with fan was clearly not discriminating between offenders witch one she will spank and witch one she will spare, (she was beating them all or who was the close); the only one who stay near the table with muffins was Vronica and the camera girl. So it was clear who will be on the next interview.

But... The moment, when the Neko with blue blood in her veins, saw that message on the notes blog in the little girl hands; her mood went down with facial expression as if she has bitten into something sour. She's event tried to back out from this, but soon realize she was again unable to say 'no'. So she makes a gesture signalizing that the reporter can start asking questions.

Ridiculously soon... both girls in this interview thing realizes that the other will simply not talk and they got into awkward pat situation. Because one was mute and the other was shoot down by royal level of shyness as she simply cannot afford to talk about herself in front of camera.

But the camera girl showed a bullet proof solution when she starts writing the questions on the notes pad. However, this method has a one small general flaw. The Loli dint realizes that the camera on her beret hat still doesn't cover the notes pad and that means that the audience of this record dint sees the asked question.

Something similar got the audience from Vronica as she limited her answers to simple mute gestures, gesticulation, and by nodding with her head. Additionally the editor of this record dint adds subtitles to this conversation. So it was the 'best interview ever'.

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The entire (dialog?) was passing in this peaceful atmosphere, until one question triggered a trap card. By pure coincidence, divine intention, or simple destiny, the camera girl before turning the page to the Neko, messed up her movements' with hands and snag on something. (maybe a corner of the table) To fix it, and restore her balance she lifted the notes... in so angle that the audience of this record was able to properly, even if for an instance, read the asked question. It was something about Vronica twin sister Roxxan. The reporter was asking Vronica for some explanation about: (Why is Roxxan been called 'stingy'?)

[Meanwhile]: The audience inside the 'Schmuck fun place' truly became pale, including Vronica.

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The princess read the question.

But in the next moment, in front of the curios reporter was not standing the shy Vronica, but her dark (bloodthirsty?) sister Roxxan, with a dark grin. "Who is here the stingy one?-- my dear French mademoiselle? [Young woman] I guess that I should give you a history lesson in order to remind you of what the 'Hundred Years War' looked like." She pulled out her favorite kitchen portioning knife.

[Meanwhile]: At that weapon revealing move, showed on the TV, Roxxan force switched up with her sister, replacing her, and glared on the TV screen with great focus.

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The next that audience observe on the TV screen... was an action scene, displaying panic escape run from first person perspective... (Staring in main role: the camera Loli itself.) Only occasionally, while running across the entire building; its rooms, halls and corridors; when there was a something in front of the reporter that allowed mirror image of the scene behind her... the audience has capable to see: That some French Loli girl with beret equipped with 'high-tech' camera on her head, has trying to lose the pursuer witch was a demoniacal (British-French?) Neko girl with shine meat knife in her hand... in crazy: panic run #slash tag chase.

But it was the current Vronica, who gave quiet speech nearby to no one as she switched herself with her sister. It was almost like she/they were capable actually speak to each other. "What the?... Sis, that's how you look?... My,-- that's so improper appearance… Are you lacking in fashion matters?…" Somehow it sounded like an intervention when older sister schooling the younger. "Rubbish! There is nothing like: personal fashion preferences are more important that etiquette… Necro Gotic art stile is something else what you displayed... Don't try to fool me with so unrefined excuse for slacking around. We have a codex to follow. And that include a dressing code with makeup. Its not just me, you will follow it too, sis!…"

Even if that personal dialog must been heard by theirs other friends siting on the table nobody say a word to it or even react to it.

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Black screen: [Observation of adequate support]

The little movie director prodigy eventually managed to lose her pursuer, by escaping outside onto early night. Probably the blue blood hunter realizes that inside at the party are more juicy preys that the journalist itself. Or shutting in complex hit that prevent certain someone to willingly walk out of the house. Or she simply loosed in athletic terms because someone dint exercise that much. After the Loli catches her breath she walks out from her hideout and start strolling around the race-track perimeter.

She eventually walked into corner with wending machines and see two wolfs guards/ detectives as they had a passionate discussion about (menu?) behind the glass of one particular machine. They have been so into it that (role-play?) discussion, that they growled hungrily as they were speaking, while trying to look cool in terms of 'cool bad boys'. More importantly they dint pay any attention to the camera Loli. No, they dint noticed her arrival.

As she approaches them from behind, the camera observed the menu of preserved foods, drinks and snack... quickly centering itself on prepackaged stuffed baguettes... Even the director will notice that one of them had been greatly different. Even if it was labeled as 'chick with honey' this one single baguette has inside a tied up tiny cat-girl in bee themed baby clothes. [Beepubun] This kitty don't looked twice happy or excited, because the duo has mocking her in bad boys act, instead of getting her out. They were making pun and food chain references to tease her.

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"Dude, I don't know anymore. Even if I am on diet, my tummy still craving for some puffed up chickens. [puffed chick - sassy female] That extravagant kitty flavor could be right now a real deal for me." He growl hungrily.

"Dude, I don't know either. Even if is a more exotic that it shall be, still, doesn't that kitty look to you a little bit venomous? It will dint be even worthy to taste it if you get a stomach ache. You must admit: this baguette is kind of 'cats-chy'." [Cats + chy = catchy. Tricky, touchy, thorny, problematic.] He growl hungrily.

But the cat in question was not happy at all and even if the thick glass muffles her vicious scream and hiss, the two smirked on her struggle.

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But when those two finally noticed the presence of miss reporter and her camera [she is from mistress Kurama team], they instantly drop they acts about how bad boys they are and make professional postures of security guards.

"Hello there missy, dint see you coming. What is purpose of yours visit? Are you thirsty or hungry?"

"Or?-- There is something that requires our assistance as enforcers? We both are pro detectives on stand by guard duty. We will be more than happy to help whit any issue that occurred."

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The Loli must give him a questionable look because those two became a suspiciously nervous. But then she writes on her notes a message. As they read it, both of them become confused.

"What? What are you trying to say? What the heck that message means? Are you trying to say that some armed woman managed to sneak onto the party and for now causing a riot?"

"Maybe the team of 'visitors' drinks a little too much and has gone wild. No matter what, there will be problem if even the mistress went on loose, or some of the geezers showed up. Do you still remembering?: The ridiculous number of coincidences that became occurring from the moment when the 'visitors' showed up?"

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Those two were suddenly really professional.

"Yeah you have right. They were suspicious group from beginning, but more like a lose screws that are more dangerous to themselves that anyone else. We must bring light into this case and hurry up the investigation."

"Dear citizen, thank you for reporting this to us. Yours assistance in this important matter will not be in wain. We take it from this point."

And those two marched into that party, on an official affair.

Of course it was heard how much Beepu was yelling from behind the glass, demanding from anyone to be released from her baguette prison.

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So the tiny reporter looked up at the stuff behind the window and then check on witch menu option button is that cat. The Loli tried to reach out for the designated button that was nearly on top, but she was too short to reach it. It dint helped that she tried to stand on her foot toes or even jump. (The jumping reached even lower when she has standing on foot toes and stretched up.) Eventually she changes her approach towards this problem. So, she checks the menu again and picked up some sturdy can of drink. The next think was that the device needed the payment, so she picks up her credit card. Bud by the hit of fate, this specific wending machine was of an older type and it was the only one from the group who has preferred a hard currency. So it doesn't support her modern pay card. So she picks up her money purse and grabs some coins.

Only after the machine received her wages it released the merchandise.

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The little reporter placed that can on ground so she can step on it and finally reach for the correct button designated for specific previously hissing baguette. But when the wending machine displayed the requested price, the mirror image of reporter displayed on the reflection of glass showed: that the loli with a sad expression, looked onto her purse that doesn't contained the necessary amount of money to finish the purchase. After moment she guiltily looked on Beepu.

Beepubun even without words realizes that she will not yet get out. She over watch as the Loli gets down from the can. As she with respect and in apology gesture bowed her head to the cat-girl on pedestal. Picked up the offering can, opened it and take a slip. Her expression showed that it was tastier that she was expecting to be. Then she decided to depart toward the party, while slowly drinking her drink.

And when she departed a legend about hunting wending machine was born. As story says when a night fall down and supposedly nobody is around, a baguette is heard to be angrily yelling as a cat-girl, for a reason that she was not purchased. The legend even receive a spooky atmosphere when screams from Beepu was been obstructed by the front glass of that wending machine as it was a real ghost.

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[Notes, theories, and misleading explanations.]

Priest as playable class, can reach for the lambs and actually listen to them. So they can have an ability to communicate even with those who normally can't. Like 'meows' or ghost.

Hundred years War was escalation of conflict between France and England about feudal controlled territory in France that has been in England territory for a long time. It's marked by much nearly radical suppression, economical restrictions, chivalry, backstabs, uprisings and revolutions, which eventually leads to creating strong nationalism's in both countries. Even if the France get the territory back and archived unity, the war let French in economic decline.