Chapter XXV: Murphy's law is a bitch.

January 27th of 1992. Ottery St Catchpole. Devon.

Currently, I am on a hill wearing my Organization XIII coat staring at the sole mansion that is located around 2 kilometers from my current position. Even though my senses are many times better than a regular human I can't see that far away, also my Clairvoyance (Beast) while extremely useful doesn't enhance my sight. But nothing that a Kenzas rune can't solve.

{Gramps, is the evacuation ready?}. I asked gramps since even though today's target was a walking shit, I don't want to kill innocent people.

{Yes, all the domestic elves and personnel have been removed from the house.}

{Great, hold on a second.} After that I displaced the ground below gramps and he along with a bunch of unconscious people fell into the ground right behind me.

"Too much of a problem to just kill a couple of low-lives, but I assume that all of this is because of the god Fuga."

"Yup," I answered popping the P. "While it would be a lot easier just killing them while they are asleep or something like that, that would be too boring for Fuga that literally contracted me because he is bored, so I might as well use this opportunity for practice and also if he is entertained, he will give me extra rewards."

Gramps nodded at my answer as he is now used to the god's antics. So, I decided to not waste more time and took out of Armirger a bow in my left hand and a sword in my right hand. Since my original world, I always had taken pride in my luck and taking into consideration what I got as my "starter" pack from the Gacha theirs is no doubt about it but bows in this world had taken a toll on my pride. The number of Noble Phantasms I gathered in this world is not that big if you compare it with how many there are in Shiro's or EMIYA'S Unlimited Blade Works since I just started my travel is still a good amount, but I have not been able to collect a bow that is also a Noble Phantasm. So, I asked the Goblins to make one for me using Goblin Silver which is by far the hardest material I could gather in this world, using EMIYA'S bow as a base.

The sword in question is one that any fan of the Fate series would recognize with just a glance. The sword has a blue grip with some silver adornment and a visible golden hilt, but what stands out the most is the blade of the sword. Different from other swords the blade looks similar to a drill than an actual blade, the sword was no other than Caladbolg.

I changed my standing and took position and accommodated Caladbolg as if was an arrow but instead of using Alteration like EMIYA, I decided to use Displacement as I feel more comfortable with it to change in a more arow-like form as I pulled the string of my bow. I took a deep breath and started pouring lots of magic energy into the "arrow sword" and after a minute it was ready.

"My core is twisted in madness, Caladbog!" And after releasing its true name I let loose the string of the bow, shooting the arrow at the speed of Match 2 directly to the mansion like a shooting star leaving behind a blue trail. And in less than 6 seconds Caladbog reached the mansion, and the space around it distorted and twisted, and soon after…

*BOOOM! *

A great explosion started in the middle of the mansion and soon after it expanded obliterating everything on its way. After a short while, the explosion died out, making visible a huge crater where the mansion and the entire surrounding area were on fire.

"A bit extreme, I'd say, Yozora," Gramps said to me with a deadpan expression.

But I just shrugged my shoulder. "It doesn't hurt to be a bit flashy from time to time, but the affected area is bigger than I thought it would be," I say as I looked the surroundings, from just a rough estimate I think the affected area was around 300 meters maybe a little more, not even close to being as impressing as Fergus accomplishment of destroying 3 hills but taking in consideration that is a degraded copy instead of the real deal, is a good one ."Well better know this here than in a populated palace."

"What about these people?" Gramps asked nonchalantly. "Do we leave them here?"

"No, let's drop them a little bit closer to where the mansion used to be, the DMLE will arrive in a short while better leave them near in case they don't search for clues this far."

Once more, I opened a portal and left them around 100 meters from where the explosion ended, but before closing it I dropped a 'presentation card'. "Hope this cause some mayhem," I said with a wide grin on my face.

"So just 4 more to complete the mission, let's get going the night is still young gramps."

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January 28th of 1992. Ottery St Catchpole. Devon.

Third-Person Point of View

"You are telling me that we don't have a single clue!" Madam Bones said with a lot of exasperation in her voice.

"Y-yes, with the exception of the Rosier's who was killed by Fiendfyre curse, we don't have an exact idea what happened with the other 4, especially with this one since we don't know how it was possible to create such destruction if it wasn't for the lingering magic in the ambient, I would tough that this was made by a muggle weapon." The young Auror explained.

Madam Bones sighed at the auror's explanation "So we got nothing?"

"Well, not exactly. According to Auror Johnson, the Magic Fluctuation in 4 of the cases resembles one of 2 and half years ago where he was sent to investigate the murder of a muggle gang member. He along with Auror Ellis investigated for a couple of months but their investigation reached a dead end."

"Anything relevant about the murder?" Director Bones asked not surprised since even if she hates to say it, the murder of a muggle by a wizard or witch wasn't that uncommon, especially for someone with that background.

"Now that you say it… Johnson said that he interrogated the medical examiner, and he said that the muggle was stabbed by something like a sword."

At the young Auror's words, Director Bones couldn't help but a certain young man who has been the cause of many of her headaches for the last couple of months. 'So, he really meant it when he said "here'" Director Bones sighed 'So not only he has a way to go outside Hogwarts ignoring the Apparition Wards, but he also has the power to create this much destruction and destroy 4 other of Sacred Twenty-Eight houses. The worst part? We don't have any real evidence to prosecute him at best everything is circumstantial and with that "contract" I could not talk about what I have seen in the hearing, so we have nothing. Even if he had it, only Merlin knows how many causalities we'll have trying to apprehend him, and that's if we can do it in the first place.'

I decided to go with the lesser of evils "Very well Auror Fawley, please keep looking for more evidence." I said dismissing the young man who only nodded and left trying to look for anything else. 'He only seems to go for the Death Eater families, he has shown clear disdain against them, besides he took all the innocent people outside the residences before doing something, so he at least shows some degree of resistance to not kill everyone in sight.'

I look to the only physical evidence that was present in all the crime scenes, a simple black card inscribed with the name "Organization XIII' in silver color.

"What are your true intentions?" I asked aloud not really expecting an answer.

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January 28th of 1992. Hogwarts Dungeon. Yozora's Dormitory.

Mission: Mayhem in The Wizarding World.

Description: Yo! You thought that it was Dios, but it's me Fuga!

To be honest, I am quite bored with this world, but nobody wants to exchange with me so as you may know after all the background that I gave you, I want you to make this world more entertaining.

Objectives:

Declare yourself as the heir of Lucis Caelum to the Ministry of Magic (1/1)

Raid At least 5 Death Eater's Houses (5/5)

Slap the face of Umbitch (1/1)

Note: Extra rewards will be given if it's in a public place with a lot of people.

Create mayhem in the Ministry of Magic (1/1) Note: Other than declaring yourself as an heir and the rewards will be based on how much mayhem you do.

Note: You must finish this mission before you end the mission "The Downfall of The Magical Hitler"

Rewards:

1300 Store Points

Skill. Magic Resistance (D~Rank): Nullifies single-action magecraft. This level of resistance is equal to using an amulet that wards off magecraft.

Source: (Nasuverse) James Moriarty

Skill. Multi Cast (E~Rank): Helps the user is casting multiple spells at the same time, the higher the rank of this skill, the easier it is to cast multiple spells, and the greater the number of spells that the user can cast at the same time.

Source: (The Death Mage Who Doesn't Want A Fourth Time) Vandalieu

Item. Gale-Force Reading Glasses x36: The user can read books 36 times faster.

Source: Fairy Tale

Ring of Lucis-Caelum-Second Function Unlocked: The Ring has the function to act as a Magic Crest, this allows the user to store magic spells in the ring and cast them by running magic energy in the ring. Max Number of spells 5.

Notes: I am here! The only and indisputable best god of the omniverse, the great Fuga-sama! Dude, I was surprised that it took you so long to end this mission well by your standards. Bro honestly in these couple of months I was wondering if I should give you a slap-related skill afterall you go all the way slapping people as if you owned the place, but in the end, I didn't because I feared that you would end up being to OP HAHAHA. Btw I saw how Death is looking at you as if she was staring at a piece of meat…. Noice, is it because you are a multiple weapon user or because you are liked to that almost Hentai world? Ups spoilers~ So if you want to have some sexy time with her don't worry, I won't look *wink*. Anyways for the moment, I haven't decided on any sort of mission since your life is entertaining enough, so take this time as your vacation.

Sincerely yours The Amazing Fuga-sama~

While I was extremely happy with the rewards, my left eye twitched at the words of the narcissistic god. 'I don't slap people that much…right? And about death well at least he didn't make the same joke as gramps. I understand why people would be infatuated with her, I mean she has a good personality even if you take into consideration that she takes any given chance to tease me, also as she is a primordial being in this universe the range of her conversation topics is very wide, not to mention that she looks cute while eating and without forgetting that she is absolutely stunning! And maybe or maybe not, from time to time I stared at her...'

"Fu fu fu~ Someone is thinking naughty things about me" Death whisperer playfully behind my ear interrupting my train of thought.

"Death, in Kazuma's name, stop doing that!" I said not really annoyed.

"Ara Ara~ don't be shy my cute Yozora, you will make this big sister sad." Death said quite dramatically.

I on other hand, couldn't help but roll my eyes at her flirting. "It's good to see you again Death."

"You are not fun at all Yozora, but that just makes you more enticing to get." Death said while giving me a predatory gaze.

"Ah young love, it makes me remember my younger days," Gramps said joining Death's teasing. "Don't mind this old man, I just leave the room, just remember to use protection, I am not ready to become a great grandfather," Gramps said jokingly while walking to the exit door.

"Don't worry grandfather we will be careful~"

"Oi, you damn old man don't encourage this woman!"

"Oh my~ Well jokes aside it seems that you were having a rather fun night, going around obliterating houses of the followers of that disgusting man."

"Did you get the information from the souls of the deceased or were you stalking me again?"

"Yes"

"Hu? Well even though is late, would you like to have dinner with us? After using that much magic energy got me hungry."

Death smiled widely at my invitation. "It would be lovely."

I took the elder wand out of Armirger and conjured a table and 3 chairs so we could seat. Since is late a light meal would be ideal, so I took Insalata Fritatta out of my Dimensional Pocket. While this is a breakfast meal, it was light and is not like I was going to sleep any time soon…well that sounded bad.

After all of us took a seat, we didn't hold back and started to eat.

"*munch* So good~ Yozora you should quit being a wizard and become a stay-at-home husband." Death…moaned? With a blissful expression on her face.

"The difference in textures of the vegetables and frittata gives a pleasant experience," Gramps commented as he was ignoring Death.

"Not possible," I said flatly as for starters I already signed a contract where I need to fight with other rencarnators or who knows what other things, besides I like studying and practicing magic. "But as always you can come to eat or just hang out whenever you want," I said to Death since her presence here is well received.

"By the way have you considered my other proposal?" Death asked rather seriously this time.

"It would be hard, while I already have the wand and have a vague idea of where the stone is, the cloak would be a problem." While I may not be in quality for having the type of…relationship that Death wants to have, it's a very tempting idea to have a primordial goddess in a contract, especially since eventually I would be going to a world where the difficulty would be too big to handle things like I am doing it here. But striping a kid of something which is possibly one of the last things that his father left behind, is something that I would rather not do, even more since that kid is one person that I consider a friend. Sadly, Armirger can't create a copy of the Invisibility Cloak since it was never meant to be used as a weapon.

"I thought so." Death made a small sigh. "Maybe in the future, we can make some sort of deal with Harry Potter once he is mature enough, I surely don't want to miss the opportunity to be able to roleplay the master-servant thing."

I chuckled a little bit at those words. "Only time will tell."

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May 4th of 1992. Private Drive #4, Little Whinging.

"So, how do you want to do this?" Gramps asked while cracking his knuckles.

"For starters, we need to do something about these wards," I said while inscribing a rune array on the air, and said rune array started to rotate around the house. This rune array was a simple bounded field its only function is to mess up with other bounded fields or wards. After that, I set up an Anti-Muggle Ward, to avoid any possible issues with the neighbors.

"Okay, now we are good to go, could you do me the honors?" I said to Gramps who happily nodded and started to walk towards the front door and with a single puck obliterated the main entrance. Screams could be heard from inside the house, but we didn't care and continued to walk inside the house.

"Who the hell are you, this is private property!" A morbid fat man yelled at us, whom I assume is Vernon Dursley.

"I assume that you lot are Harry Potter's…family," I said the last part with evident disgust as I used Clairvoyance (Beast) with the whole family and surely this is the first time that I felt so disgusted with common people.

"You are one of those damn freaks! Get out of my house in this instant."

"That boy doesn't give us nothing but trouble! We shouldn't take him in from the very start."

And surprisingly the one who had more sense of self-preservation was the younger Dursley who remained in silence. 'Smart boy.' After that, I pointed my wand at him and cast a simple sleeping spell before things become…messier also with my favorite created spell towards the walking pig.

"What did you freak do to my sweet pumpkin!" A steric Petunia yelled while holding the sleeping, Dudley.

"You damn freak!" The man-pig said as he tried to punch me, yes tried as he started coughing blood but not only that also punched him making him fly to the other side of the room.

"I would appreciate that a low-life like yourself refrained from touching my grandson," Gramps said with a lot of disdain something that I haven't seen in a lot of time.

"You can't do this!" Petunia screamed at us with both anger and fear notable in her voice. "I know that you freaks can't do this with normal people like us! Or else you will end up in Azkaban"

I snorted at the woman's words. "Now you care about laws, that didn't seem a problem when you lot abused Harry if any, and I am quoting "normal" authorities knew of half of the thing you had done to the boy, you would be in jail and the fatso over there would be 6 feet under the ground, you would be surprised how much inmates hate child abusers."

"We just disciplined the freak to behave like a normal person! *cough*" The senior Dursley yelled from the other side of the room.

"You really believe so, don't you?" I said while walking towards him. "So, you would not mind if I do this. Scelus Retributio."

"Aah!" The senior Dursley started to scream in pain. The curse I cast on him is one that used to be one of the main ways of torture back in Salem's days when muggles hunted witches and wizards. The curse effect is very simple yet deadly depending on who is cast. The caster thinks in one person and the person afflicted with the curse will receive the very same wounds that he made to said person. So now he is experiencing years of physical abuse in one go, his ribs started to crack, and his right starts to break, many bruises started to form around his whole body and blood poured from his head and the smell of burning human meat started to permeate the room.

"Stop! You are going to kill him!" Petunia screamed while embracing her son tightly. "We never do something to deserve this!"

I was about to do something, but gramps was one step faster than me as he grabbed the woman by her neck. "How dare to utter such lies." Rage was evident in gramps's eyes, something rare to see as he usually has perfect control over his emotions, but he always had a soft spot for kids. "You low lives accepted to take the boy in your house to protect him from the same people that killed your sister. And what did you do? You berated him every single day of his life and abused him as if he wasn't a human being. You should be thankful that my grandson believes that killing you will be a mercy." At first, he was the one who persuaded me to not impale them with Durindana but after hearing all the things the hardships that the boy endured, he was the one who wanted to punch them to the kingdom come.

"You are right gramps, while my despite of killing people is no more, sometimes letting them live can be a worse type of punishment." After saying that I remembered the words of a certain flame user. "Sometimes the right punishment it's letting them experience the same crime that they committed."

"An eye for an eye"

"A tooth for a tooth."

"And evil for evil."

After those words, a pair of screams could be heard coming from the house, but sadly for them. No one could hear them.

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June 20th of 1992. King Cross Station. Platform 9 ¾.

The rest of the school year was pretty quiet if a had to say since no one tried to steal the stone and not that they would succeed since it was already in my hands, everything went as usual me experimenting with magecraft and studying the huge number of books that were in my trove, I must say that Fuga was pretty thoughtful in giving me those glasses, or else who knows how much it would take me to read the current amount that I already had. The most eventful thing that I did before the end of the school year was that I found Ravenclaw's Diadem in the Room of Hidden Things something that I have forgotten to do after kicking the ass of the wraith of Voldemort.

Also was the fact that after the winter vacations everyone started to join me in my training even Ron to my surprise, it seems that my words helped him to try to improve himself, good for him. Blaise wanted to improve his proficiency with transfigurations, Daphne in her study of blood curses and martial arts to my surprise, Tracey asked me for spars and guidance in "the way of the sword" her words, not mine, Harry besides the usual help with the school material became interested in martial arts, Ron manly asked help for his homework and ways to improve his reflexes, and Neville well… we are working on getting his confidence up so we do a little bit of everything.

And, after they tried to turn my hair green, I got into a sort of friendship with the Weasley twins. The guys are genius when it comes to potions and charms…when it comes to pranks that's it. So, after giving them some pointers in a potion that they were working on, we may or not have pranked a certain old fox making him incapable of leaving the restroom for a whole day.

"Yozora, I don't know how I am going to live without you!" Said a tearing Tracey hugging me with Daphne patting her back and nodding in understanding.

"You are being dramatic Tracey." Said Blaise with some exasperation. "It's just vacations and you are acting like he is going to leave and never return."

"But without him around, there won't be delicious food." And with those words, the ambient became tenser.

"Yozora wouldn't you be up for a summer job?" Blaise asked awkwardly.

"Sorry bro, I have plans," I replied instantly making him "depressed".

"Dibs on Yozora visiting me first," Daphne said without a hint of shame.

"Not fair Daphne!" Tracey said.

"Actually, Hermione called dibs," I said to the girls. "She called me last night and asked me to invite everyone to her house next weekend."

"Damn! she got ahead," Tracey said dramatically, while Daphne made a proud face, like a teacher being proud of her student.

"I don't think I can go." Said Harry who looked quite depressed since we took the train in Hogsmeade. "My uncle wouldn't allow it."

"You shouldn't worry about that Harry," I said to the boy. "Gramps told me that he had…a conversation with them, so you shouldn't worry about that."

"That's great, isn't it?" Ron said. "If Yozora's grandfather is even half as scary as Yozora is, there is no way that they wouldn't listen to him."

At this everyone nodded in agreement even Neville… well I can't blame them.

"Okay, I believe you." Said Harry without thinking twice. "I just hope that they let me alone."

'Oh, Harry only if you knew."

"G-gran said that everyone is welcome to our house, and by the way Yozora she wanted to thank you for the cheesecake recipe, it became pretty popular with her tea group," Neville said.

"No problem, mate just send us a letter whenever you want us to come along," I said to the blonde boy.

"There he is, Mum, there he is, look!" The voice of a young girl reached our ears. The girl in question was Ginny Weasley, Ron's younger sister but as you can guess she wasn't pointing at Ron.

"Harry Potter!" she said in a cheerful tone. "Look, Mum! I can see-"

"Be quiet, Ginny, and it's rude to point." The Weasley Matriarch said.

"It's hard to be so popular, isn't it?" I said with a cheeky smile to Harry who blushed a little bit.

Mrs. Weasley smiled at Ron, Neville, and Harry but she frowned slightly while looking at me. 'Nothing too surprising, I remember that she was an avid Dumbledore supporter.' Well, she doesn't actually hate me or something like that, her feelings towards me are like that annoying kid who in middle school tells you that Santa Claus it's not real… well at least in my previous world, mildly annoyed at best.

"Well, little Yozora is time for us to go," Gramps said appearing behind us while nobody was paying attention.

"My name is Daphne Greengrass is a pleasure to meet you," Daphne said while extending her hand for a handshake … wasn't she on the other side?

Suddenly shivers started to creep down my spine as I looked at Gramp's mischievous smile. "Hello, miss I am Lee Hoshimura the grandfather of this rascal." He said while messing my hair. "So, you are little Daphne whom Yozora talked a lot about, you are even prettier than little Yozora said."

At gramps words, Daphne's cheek got a minuscule hint of pink…. which in her was the equivalent of being feverish.

"Hello, I am Tracey Davis! Did Yozora talk about me?" Tracey asked in her usually cheerful tone which made gramps's smirk go wider.

'God this can't be worse.'

But as soon as I thought those words, I felt someone grabbing my shoulder and it was Harry who had a shit-eating grin on his face. "It's hard to be popular, isn't it?"

'Yeah Murphy's law is a bitch'

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Hello everyone, I hope you enjoyed the chapter.

So, first, I hope that everyone had a pleasant Christmas even if you don't practice it.

So it took me a lot to upload a new chapter, sorry again for that I thought that because of the festivities I would have more free time, but this week was mentally exhausting, I don't know if I said this before but I work in an Oncologic Center so you can guess why this week could be a lot depressing working in that area. But thankfully my family has good health, and we expended a pleasant Christmas eve together. Also, it was the first Christmas of my Niece well she is not actually my niece but she is the daughter of my best friend, so you get it.

So, with this chapter we end the first arc, jeez it took me longer than I thought but it was worth it hahaha. So, like I told you before guys and gals, from now on the story will move a little bit faster but not without dropping quality hahaha. (At least I think so.) So finally, Yozora finished the first big entertaining mission, cause lets be honest the first one was too easy that it barely counts, I mean our MC slaps people for fun even if he denies it. Believe it or not it took me a lot of time to decide which rewards give him, I mean Magic Resistance was an obvious one, not that the MC didn't try to get it, it just that…well…I will explain it later. Also, it seems that the introduction of Death was liked by everyone, or at least no one complained hahaha.

By the way, the first arc of the DXD world is coming relatability soon, so I want to ask your opinion about something. I wasn't having an inner debate if I should make our MC get a Sacred Gear, and no for the love of Aqua, I won't give him the Freaking Boosted Gear! Don't get me wrong I am currently reading some FF where the MC has the boosted gear and I love them, but I am getting tired that they always go for that Sacred Gear, so also by default Divine Dividing is out of the question, let the Oppai idiot and the Butt War-Monger fight in peace. So, I just wanted to know your opinion about that taking into consideration that I won't choose any of the Heavenly Dragon Sacred Gears.

So, with anything else to say, thanks for reading this chapter, if you like this ff so far please leave a review, it will help me a lot, so more people start reading it. Also, leave a comment with your thoughts on this chapter and the ff in general, and maybe drop a stone or two hahaha (It's Christmas so give this not-so-old man a gift.)

See you again in the next chapter.

*The author leaves the chat to go to the convenience store for a Redbull*