Rewards... System Fairy

[You have received Extreme Etiquette. Manners Maketh Man. Just don't carry an umbrella in summer.]

[You have received a Level 2 upgrade card. You can upgrade any device, machine, or technology 40 years into the future. That bicycle of yours needs some maintenance.] x9

[You have received a level 2 Company shares Card. Get 40% shares of any company depending on how much cash you have in your account. Use these already, they are not worth saving.] x9

[You have received Extreme Chef. The way to the top can also be through the stomach. Nobody can match your cooking skills. Even cardboard would taste delicious if it passed through your kitchen.]

[You have received a level 1 Company Shares Card. Get 20% shares of any company depending on how much cash you have in your account. Even more useless.] x9

[You have received a level 2 Laptop. A laptop from 4 generations into the future. At least it is 100 times faster than the current quantum computers.]

[You have received a level 1 skill card. It is not a must for you to get a skill from the system. Learn a skill and the skill card can help you master up to 20% in an instant.] x9

[You have received a level 2 skill card. It is not a must for you to get a skill from the system. Learn a skill and the skill card can help you master up to 40% in an instant.]

[You have received Extreme Learning. Your talent for learning has reached an unbelievable level. Don't be too smug. Join a university first before we talk.]

[You have received a level 1 smartwatch. A smartwatch from 2 generations into the future. Put it on top of your watch and see what happens. More rubbish.]

[You have received a level 2 home security system. A very advanced home security system 4 generations into the future. Once installed, it cannot be moved. Pretty pointless if you ask me. Nobody on this planet can get through level 1. What is the point of level 2?]

[You have received a level 1 body enhancement potion. This potion can permanently improve anybody by 20%. Use this on those old demons. It'll add 20 years to their lifespan.] x9

[You have received a level 1 beauty potion. This potion can improve anybody's appearance by 20%. Use this on the ladies. Maybe you'll finally get laid.] x9

[You have received a level 2 body enhancement potion. This potion can permanently improve anybody by 40%. Use with care.] x9

[You have received a level 2 beauty potion. This potion can improve anybody's appearance by 40%. Use with care, you might get a yandere in your hands.] x9

[You have received a level 2 smartphone. A smartphone from 4 generations into the future. What a waste.]

[You have received a level 2 smart backpack. A backpack from 4 generations into the future. It is more versatile than Da Vinci's Kit.]

[You have received Extreme Bartitsu. An eclectic martial art and self-defense method originally developed in England by combining elements of boxing, jujitsu, cane fighting, and French kickboxing. Looks like you really need that umbrella.]

[You have received a level 2 Umbrella. An umbrella from 40 years into the future that was specially developed with self-defense in mind. Pfft… hahaha.]

[You have received Extreme Programmer. Your programming skills are several civilizations ahead of current technology. An umbrella…hahaha.]

[You have received level 2 smart glasses. They are augmented glasses that can connect to all your devices and operate through brainwave technology. Yeah, and they can emit waves in different frequencies to either draw people's attention to you or make them subconsciously ignore you.]

[Extreme lottery draw; You have received Extreme Charm. Your charisma is the best in all civilizations. … ]

"…"

There was silence for a whole five minutes before Lu Fan could speak.

"Ah… who are you?"

[*Cough*… ah, I am your system. You can think of me as the system fairy or something. It doesn't matter. Took you long enough to level up, no?]

"…"

Lu Fan did not know what to say about this.

His system was quite strange, wasn't it?

[Your luck is incredible. You got the glasses right before drawing Extreme Charm! That was pretty convenient. Now I can't see you getting drowned in horny women, sigh.]

"…"

A shudder ran down his spine. Yeah, it was official, this system fairy is a pervert.

[…]

"What is your name? And where did you come from?"

[\Insufficient permissions.\]

[Your level is too low. You need to spend more and get more wealth to access the real good stuff.]

(I will use [\ … \] to represent the automated mechanical voice of the system.)

"So you are just there to make noise and nothing else. What is the use of keeping you? I don't even know your name?"

[Ah. That was uncalled for. My use is to explain whatever you don't understand. The things you are getting now are useless and there is no need for me to do much.]

"…"

[And who are you calling noisy? Do you know how long I have stayed here without talking to anybody? *sob*]

"…"

"Okay. My bad. Do you have a name or what?"

[Oh, that. I am unit 30989. The last remaining operational unit.]

[\ Warning, Insufficient Permissions.\]

His mind had started to work on overdrive when a small current interrupted his thought process.

Lu Fan felt a cold sweet form on his back. What the fuck is going on here?

"Let's call you Bell from now on."

[(Blush) Do you think am beautiful? But am too young to marry. Are you a lolicon?]

"…"

"No, your voice is just irritating like those broken copper bells."

[…. Host, are you tsundere? It's ok. I understand.]

"What do you understand?"

*sigh*

"Let's just look over the rewards. I got some pretty sick stuff. I should sort them out and plan for the future."

[Oh, that's right. You have opened the mission panel after leveling up to level three. You should check your status window.]

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{Donate some power stones}