Evil genius Bai Jingfei used to be a famous beauty know for her eccentricity. After transmigration she became known as a weak and cute loli to some, and a wild and crazy loli to others. Driven by money she picks up a husband for the dowry and doesn't know what to do with him. Rich Jianghu leader: Wife take me with you! Bai Jingfei: Shush vixen... You can't tempt me right now. Rich Jianghu leader: I'll carry your luggage for you? Bai Jingfei: Well... Bai Jingfei eventually has to allow said husband to tag along until she finally retires as the great loli leader. The book is mostly about a scientist loli who gets into stupid problems. My grammar is 10/10 but I haven't edited lol. It's very casual and both ML and FL readers should enjoy
Prime minister Bai knew well that any actions that the drunken heavenly doctor Ming took against this guard would end up in more chaos for his family, but he had no way to stop heavenly doctor Ming. No one could stop heavenly doctor Ming.
Luckily heavenly doctor Ming squatted right after yelling at the guard, and started collecting the shards of the bottle. His tears were as if he had lost his beloved. And technically he had. His beloved bottle of wine had been lost, that is.
"Ohhhhh forgib me dearr" he sobbed, pressing the glass shards to his chest in a hug. His warm embrace was of no help to the glass shards though.
The shards mercilessly poked at heavenly doctor Ming's chest, but he was too drunk to care.
"Where did you pick up this drunken fool from?" sneered the guard after wiping himself clean, "I will tell the emperor about this disgrace too."