Satan Clause

Happy holidays everyone, am so thrilled to see that we've all made it this far into the series of "Don't Mess With An Angel"👼 and have enjoyed every step of the way of it, Merry Christmas 🎁🎄 Everyone and keep on reading 📖 for more plot twists and turns of our seasonal Devil 😈 Lucifer…

At the house of Lucinda…

Lucinda: oh my day's, what a night that was…I thought I dreamt about Lucifer making out with a new mistress of his, felt so real though, oh well look at me getting all worked up about as if I care anymore, he can go fuck a horse I don't care, he can't ruin my day today, no work, no duties, no preroll, just time for me, me and me…

(Lucinda quickly gets out of bed to the freedom of her bedroom and quickly engages in her normal human habits like brushing her teeth and taking a shower and what not, probably pooping too and all, after all that she goes to the kitchen to make herself some toast with blended banana juice with a pinch of milk to top it all of. Lucinda sits down at her dining room table to enjoy her meal but second's later her phone ring's along side her door bell with which she quickly picks up and gets to the door in her pj's…)

Bristle the Mailman: hello there miss Lucinda…

Lucinda: oh the mailman oh sorry I mean Bristle um hi Bristle…

Bristle the Mailman: yeah so you've got mail today….

Lucinda: oh okay, how many…

Bristle the Mailman: just 1 today…

Lucinda: just 1, wow, I guess nobody loves me that much…

Bristle the Mailman: I love you I mean I'll be off now, see you tomorrow (awkwardly walks away after handing over the mail to Lucinda)

Lucinda: okay, that was weird…(shuts the door and opens up the envelope to discover…) a wedding, Mr. Limpidi and Miss Mucus, wow now that's a wedding I am not missing…

Noah: hello!!!! my God, won't you even pay attention to me for a minute hunny…

Lucinda: oh Noah, I didn't even realize that you were on the phone, sorry…

Noah: save it girl, have you already received yours??…

Lucinda: you mean the mucus wedding I mean yeah totally, you??

Noah: of course I have darling, I wouldn't miss it for anything in the world…

Lucinda: great then see you there then…

Noah: yeah see you there sweet peach, bye…

Lucinda: yeah bye…huh, what to do, what to wear…

(Phone rings again…)

Lucinda: oh hello…

Miss Mucus: hello darling, how you doing today…

Lucinda: am really stellar miss puke I mean Mucus, sorry…

Miss Mucus: Have you already received your invitation for tomorrow yet darling??…

Lucinda: yh miss Mucus…

Miss Mucus: perfect um sorry to bother you my dear but I was wondering if you would like to be my maid of honor for tomorrow hunny?

Lucinda: really of course, I would love that…

Miss Mucus: perfect dear, oh unless I forget, you will also have to dance with the chosen ring bearer as well dear…

Lucinda: okay no problem and um who is the chosen ring bearer??…

(Lucinda's reaction after Miss Mucus told her who it was…)

Lucinda: what!!! That imbecile I mean yeah of course sure…

Miss Mucus: perfect darling, oh there will be a small gathering for the two families tonight at 8 o'clock pm so I hope you attend dear…

Lucinda: no problem…

Miss Mucus: okay darling, see you tonight then and Merry Christmas…

Lucinda: sure thing Miss Puke I mean bye…

(Call ended)

Back at the Penthouse slash Lucifer's bedroom…

Amenadiel: Lucifer!! Lucifer!! (Walk's in on Lucifer still in bed with Jinx after last night) Oh um…Lucifer, I need to talk to you…

Lucifer: what is it this time brother…

Amenadiel: just get out of bed will ya…

Lucifer: okay fine…(puts on his night robe and heads out of the room) okay, now, what is it you want from me this Saturday morning Amen???…

Amenadiel: remember how there's always redemption for us Angels if we really wanted it…

Lucifer: yeah what about it??

Amenadiel: well I just had a brilliant idaea on how maybe I could get my powers back and wings…

Lucifer: how???

Amenadiel: I need you to fly me to Heaven😁

Lucifer: what impossible, honestly only you would come up with a theory this dum, I mean it still shock's me why you haven't actualized into a demon yet and then maybe you'll grow demon wings like mine when I was in Hell🔥

Amenadiel: Luci am serious…

Lucifer: and how would I even get there you know am not allowed up there…

Amenadiel: yeah but who say's you can't fly up to Heavens Bounty in the clouds ☁️…

Lucifer: you want me to fly you up to Heaven's Bounty which actually separates this mortal plane from Heaven just so that you can fly again brother…

Amenadiel: Luci you know how much this means to me…

Lucifer: alright fine if that will get you far away from me before you ruin anymore of my master orgys then yes

Amenadiel: perfect when do we departure??

Lucifer: right now even, if that will satisfy your willy

Amenadiel: alright, but your gonna fly me up there in this state???…

😈Lucifer: why what's wrong with it, it's a privilege for those fly birdies to get a peak of pure willy awesomeness…(and just like that Lucifer grab's Amenadiel and they jump off the top balcony of the penthouse while Amenadiel screams in agony as Lucifer wipe's out his wings and fly's Amenadiel to Heavens Bounty which actually is located high up above in the clouds and is a place that separates Heaven from earth and can be accessed by flying there and if you're a celestial a portal like gateway will open and you can access heaven…)

😈Lucifer: we're here brother…

Amenadiel: we are…okay now just…Lucifer!

Lucifer!! Lucifer!!! That little…

(Lucifer immediately fly's off from Heavens Bounty after dropping Amenadiel there to go back to his scheduled plans as usual for the day before Christmas Eve arrives tomorrow which he normally doesn't celebrate because he thinks it's a complete waste to celebrate his brothers birthday tomorrow every year…)

Amenadiel: well I guess it's just me then..(A portal opens just after Lucifer left)..oh that was fast, I can't believe I didn't think of this before, well here goes nothing…

Back to 😈Lucifer still flying up back down…

…Phone rings in the air…

😈Lucifer: hello darling how have you been and don't worry about the wedding dear I'll most certainly be there to see it…

Mr. Limpidi: okay good to know, then you wouldn't mind being the ring bearer then…

😈Lucifer: of course!!!…

Mr. Limpidi: great then see you at the family dinner tonight okay…

😈Lucifer: yeah sure…

Mr. Limpidi: where are you, it's so windy…

😈Lucifer: ugh gotta go bye…

(Lucifer hang's up immediately to the on coming building down in front of him and so…)

Back to 🔥Mazalith at Noah Supremes quarter's…

👾Mazalith🔥: before we bring you back from Hell🔥 Satan, we need to make sure there are no distractions in our wake…

🔥Noah Supreme🔥: well of course and what is it you suggest we do first before my complete return lovely Lilith?…

👾Mazalith🔥: well I was thinking of eliminating that pestering Lucinda human, she has been a thorn in Lucifer's side preventing him from becoming what we want him to be…

🔥Noah Supreme🔥: marvelous, let's do it, since my body is not fully actualized in the real world and is still trapped here in Hell🔥 am gonna send my soul into the jealous boyfriend of this human about to get married tomorrow who's wedding sounds like puke and end everything…

👾Mazalith🔥: ahhh!!!! (Mazakine's body tries to resist the effects of Liliths possession but fails)

🔥Noah Supreme🔥: what is happening, is the body trying to resist, stop Mazakine, it won't work, now I shall cast the Hex spell to commence the plan and when my soul leaves this human Noah's body, I want you to watch over it until I get back…

👾Mazalith🔥: sure thing…

🔥Noah Supreme🔥:

🔥Dark Hex Spell🔥

🔥Bogtis Zabirito🔥

🔥Capis Nabegear🔥

🔥Gais Luphan🔥

🔥Intrudia Lucian🔥

(And the spell was done…)

At the Get together Dinner…

Miss Mucus: am so glad you all decided to come…

Mr. Limpidi: truly we're grateful…

Lucifer: my pleasure Mr. and Mrs. Pukes😁

Lucinda: naa it was nothing, just that I could have been informed earlier of the new devilish changes…

Lucifer: seams like someone woke up on the wrong side of the fashion salon…

Lucinda: and someone woke up on the jerk side of being a deweve😡

Miss Mucus: okay parties over let's just all get a good night's rest and prepare for the big day tomorrow…

Lucifer and Lucinda: what! Christmas???

Miss Mucus and Mr. Limpidi: no our wedding…

Miss Mucus: well and Christmas too, now off you go…

Lucifer: okay clearly I've done something wrong to offend you miss holy, what can I do to make it up to you??..,

Lucinda: only if I wake up with the devil being an Angel…(walks away)

Lucifer: huh???, but I am an Angel…

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Good morning it's Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas everyone…that means you reader…

Finally the day was set and it's the big day for miss pukes um I mean Miss Mucus and Mr. Limpidi to get married on Christmas Eve with no set backs, also they thought…

Everyone arrived to the wedding 💒 gorgeously dressed and handsomely stoked as well, Lucifer and Lucinda also arrive there too, they both exchange evil looks to each other while waiting for the Bride to arrive, and 3.2.1. the bride arrives in a silky golden gown which draped on the floor with grace and elegance as Miss Mucus prances her way to the alter while walking like she's the new Niki Minaj on RuPauls Drag Race. The priest begins to recite and the two couples get ready to recite their vows to one another…)

Mr. Limpidi: I don't really have anything to say other than mentioning how exquisite you look today on Christmas Eve, you look like my very own Misses Clause without the puke…

Miss Mucus: well, I just want to say that you're the nose to my mucus and no matter how disgusting that sounds or how my name makes people want to throw up or puke in front of me, you will always be there to clean up the puke that they vomit till death do us apart my love…

Priest Cabidey: now if anyone has a reason as to why these two shouldn't get married today, please speak now or forever hold your…

Benjamin: Objection your putridness!!!!!

(Benjamin bolts in with two guns in hand)

Miss Mucus: Benjamin!! I thought you were dead or something, how did you…

Benjamin: I loved you both so much, we even had our first orgys together and here the both of you are getting married without me…

Lucifer: oh, now that's a love triangle right there…

Mr. Limpidi: look man, I love you, you know I do but I love Mucus too, just try and understand okay…

Benjamin: I loved you too Limp, but you betrayed me, both of you did and now your all gonna pay for it…

Lucinda: look here Benji, now I know you don't want to do this so just put down the two guns and everyone goes home happy alright, nobody has to get hurt here…

Lucifer: or suffer a fate worse than death, Hell🔥

Benjamin: no, I don't care anymore, you see I have only one real gun in my hand right now and this one shoots out a very hardened end toxin that will slowly kill you over time unless given the antidote which I also have here, now, let's test this mothafucker shall we…this will do.

💥💥!!Bam!!💥💥

The toxin heads straight for Lucinda's heart and 💥bam!!! She falls to the ground motionless with her big green eyes closing slowly in on Lucifer's wrath as he Instantly goes supernova 😡rage…

Benjamin after test shooting the toxin proceeds to burn the antidote scrambled on a piece of paper with a lighter in hand as Lucifer runs towards him in a fit of rage and just before he could get to him, he shoot's himself in the brain as well…

Lucinda: Lucifer….( lights out…)

To be continued….

🎅Merry🎄Christmas 🎄 reader

Hope you enjoyed the little Christmas gift you read…