“…What should I do if I want to date Hareve?”
“…directly…what?!!” His lightless eyes widen as if he just misheard me, so I decide to repeat my question.
“What-should-I-do-if-I-want-to-date-Hareve?”
“No, no! Hey, for real?! You're asking me about dating Hareve?!!”
The wizard is panicking. “Wait! Wait a second! When? You were a guy in your past life, right? But you're…asking me about how to date a guy?”
I roll my eyes. You fujoshi, I thought you would be happy about this. “We can talk about that later, but you used to play this game, right? Have you ever played Hareve Lancelot's routes before?”
“…Yes, but only one route. No, that’s not the point!! Answer me first. Are you going to walk on a yaoi path? Are you becoming gay? Well, it's fine, I like that. But how do I put this? Urgh!! I'm so confused…what is happening!!”
The fujoshi is freaking out…